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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: philw on January 13, 2009, 06:44:17 AM
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Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New York ' in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'
1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them..
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8 ) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '
If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!
I SHOULD SEND THIS TO KEVIN RUDD BUT YOU CAN BET SOMEONE HAS
ALREADY DONE SO.
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Old and fake. Only two lines were written by Robin Willams. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
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Old and fake. Only two lines were written by Robin Willams. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
Dam snopes always spoils a good post hehe
I new I had read it before someware and it is always funny,
however IMO some of it would be true if it was to ever happen
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Doesn't matter WHO wrote it, it's still a good plan.
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Doesn't matter WHO wrote it, it's still a good plan.
+10
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Doesn't matter WHO wrote it, it's still a good plan.
+1 for me too!
Reading this, I knew that the liberal Robin Williams that I know of couldn't have ever written it. However, I completely agree with all but a few point. Mostly, limit visits from foreigners to 2 weeks. That's normally about the longest vacation that Americans take and we shouldn't have to accommodate for the 3 month "holidays" of foreigners. Also, there should be absolutely no foreigners going to school in our country until every American who wants any additional education is enrolled. Every enrollment should place foreigners at the bottom of the list. It's amazing to me that the University of California Irvine is right next to me, but none of the kids around here can get in, because of the impact of foreign students. In California, the courts have ruled that we also have to pay for the education of illegal immigrants …awesome.
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Doesn't matter WHO wrote it, it's still a good plan.
Count me in.
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Here's the original posting of the solution, aka the plan. It has a couple things that keep getting left out. Nearly 6 years later it's still a great solution to many of our problems.
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steve Mar 20 2003, 9:39 am
Newsgroups: alt.motorcycles.harley
From: "steve" <virt...@nac.net>
Date: Thu, 20 Mar 2003 09:39:21 -0500
Local: Thurs, Mar 20 2003 9:39 am
Subject: "solution " off topic
sorry to barge in with my two cents, but i wanted to post this. also like to say to all
those who got 11 days of rain in daytona this year like i did "there's always next year"
sr
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but i have not heard of one
plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs
won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest
of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if any anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
11) And lastly bring back the manufacturing from our country, curtail the
cheap imports from all over the world and put the middle class back to work
in our country.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
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His plan is 10 times better than anything Hillary will come up with.