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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: ericire12 on January 23, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
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Topic title: Pulled the G30 on my wife last night.
So, its 3:30 in the morning and I hear my wife's dog barking (chihuaua/rat ter. mix).... it barks so much that I don't pay attention to it. Then my dog started barking (boxer) and I immediately grabbed my G30 out of its holster and look out of my door down the hallway (we live in an apt. building). I see that the front door is open and I make ready and say to myself... "Its on cuz". I check the guest bedroom to see if my wife was in there, she wasn't, I turn on the light... and as soon as I did that the door flings open. I raise my weapon and as soon as I did that, her forehead met my barrel.
I asked her what in the world was she doing, and she told me that there were 2 cats outside fighting and she couldn't sleep.
She scared the crap out of me!
Yeah, like I said..... hot head.
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Could have been worse...could have pulled the trigger!
Richard
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Could have been worse...could have pulled the trigger!
Richard
Or she could have kicked his a$$!
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Could have been worse...could have pulled the trigger!
Could have been worse.... she could have seen a man sneaking around her house with a gun and shot him first!
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Could have been worse.... she could have seen a man sneaking around her house with a gun and shot him first!
yep...that'd be me......... ;)
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hmmmm true accounts of the anon Mall Ninja.......
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hmmmm true accounts of the anon Mall Ninja.......
Mall Ninja or perhaps Internet Rambo
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Reminds me of the scene in the movie 'Burn After Reading' when during a 'knee-jerk reaction' George shoots Brad. ;)
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Lack of communication, she could have let her husband know that she was checking the situation. And he could have called for his wife if he was concerned enough to sweep the place with a gun, "honey where are you?", in a normal non alert voice.
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Yeah.. for sure.
I can't imagine waking up . finding your spouse not in bed..and not calling out to her first.. Before you locked and cocked it.
Kinda jumpy isn't he? I get up several times in the night . If Marshal jumped up every time and grabbed his gun, he wouldn't get any sleep. But of course if I hear something that is suspicious.. I just get MY gun and go check it out and let him sleep.
( Aren't I nice?(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rose2.gif) )
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Awful close to being the woman of my dreams. ;D
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The funny thing about this was after I read it and went to bed I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. When I walked back toward the bedroom I ran into my dog in the hallway. I didn't know he got up too and it scared me. I knew right away it was him but thought about this trigger happy guy. He would have had a fit.
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The funny thing about this was after I read it and went to bed I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. When I walked back toward the bedroom I ran into my dog in the hallway. I didn't know he got up too and it scared me. I knew right away it was him but thought about this trigger happy guy. He would have had a fit.
"Its on cuz"
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Guns 'n Roses?
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Another interesting tid bit from the post: The wife possibly sleeps in the GIEST bedroom. It may not have been "accidental"????
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Another interesting tid bit from the post: The wife possibly sleeps in the GIEST bedroom. It may not have been "accidental"????
Yeah...like that guy from another thread who popped his wife while they were having a poke. ;)
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Maybe he snores ;D
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Didn't like the movie all that much......but... the first 12 seconds of this clip are OK..... ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmN3BMeu1fc
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Didn't like the movie all that much......but... the first 12 seconds of this clip are OK..... ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmN3BMeu1fc
if only it would become a reality...... but which celebrity would you most like to have in that closet...... sooooooooooo many choices.
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if only it would become a reality...... but which celebrity would you most like to have in that closet...... sooooooooooo many choices.
Rosie O'Donut, greater chance Clooney would have just dropped dead from fright ;D
He sure had the screaming like a girl part down pat.
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if only it would become a reality...... but which celebrity would you most like to have in that closet...... sooooooooooo many choices.
My fingers would bee too tired from typing THAT list.....wayyyyy tooooo long. ;D
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Didn't like the movie all that much......but... the first 12 seconds of this clip are OK..... ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmN3BMeu1fc
A link to the right was the video george clooney homemade dildo chair!! :o Well that's entertainment now isn't it?
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A link to the right was the video george clooney homemade dildo chair!! :o Well that's entertainment now isn't it?
But which one was George? :o
Hard to tell which one was the dildo......... ;D
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I had a similar experience ericire. My brother in law lived with my wife and I for a few months a couple of years ago, and one morning he got up and left at like 3am without telling us. So I wake up to my apartment door closing...I race out of bed, 12 gauge is hot, and clear the rest of house, only to find him missing. Its only after he comes home that he clues us in, and I rip him up for not communicating better.