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Title: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: philw on February 19, 2009, 05:29:13 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/world/guns-for-those-who-fire-blanks-20090219-8clm.html
 :o :o :o :o

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In this mornings Sydney Morning Herald
Guns for those who fire blanks

    * Matt Wade in New Delhi
    * February 20, 2009

IF YOU want a gun in Shivpuri, it helps to get the snip.

Manish Shrivastava, the administrative head of Shivpuri, a district in central India, has come up with a unique offer to boost the number of sterilisations in his jurisdiction: any man who has a vasectomy will have his gun licence application accelerated.

"There is a fetish for arms and arms licences in this area and at the same time the male vasectomy figures are dismally low," Manish Shrivastava told the Herald. "I have simply clubbed these two things together and got a very good response."

Last year there was a dramatic surge in demand at local "family planning camps" where sterilisations are performed. Patients could fill out gun licence applications while they waited.

"We have done about 150 male vasectomies in the district over the past year compared with an average of six or eight previously," Mr Shrivastava said.

For centuries, Shivpuri district has been notorious for its gangs of bandits, known locally as dacoits, and many locals feel safer if they have a weapon.

"Some people in villages are worried about their security, so they are very interested in arms," said Dr H.S. Sharma, the chief medical officer in Shivpuri district.

However, the scheme is embroiled in controversy because some of the newly sterile gun lovers say the promised licences have not been granted.

"I underwent the operation only for the gun licence," Lalit Gupta told the Hindustan Times. "The announcement appears to have been a trick."

Mr Gupta said he wanted the licence because he often has to travel to "dangerous places".

Mr Shrivastava admits there have been delays because police checks are mandatory for applicants. But he promises the licences will be issued to those who qualify.

"The goods will be delivered," he said.





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Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: gorknoids on February 19, 2009, 06:03:05 PM
Man, I thought getting MY CCL was a pain in the nards !
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: texcaliber on February 19, 2009, 06:07:35 PM
When you think things can not get more extreme I find my jaw on my chest.
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 19, 2009, 06:36:01 PM
This was in the news last year. I bet you folks in Blue states are glad your CCW costs ONLY an arm and a leg  ;D
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: philw on February 19, 2009, 07:39:38 PM
This was in the news last year. I bet you folks in Blue states are glad your CCW costs ONLY an arm and a leg  ;D

Ahhh   

Must be a slow news week at the SMH.     ::)

March 21, 2008
India offers firearms permits for vasectomies
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article3593874.ece

Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: TexGun on February 19, 2009, 10:05:53 PM
This reminds of the debate of "Why does one always want to give their left nut for something and why is it more valuable than the right one?"
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: Hazcat on February 19, 2009, 10:08:05 PM
This reminds of the debate of "Why does one always want to give their left nut for something and why is it more valuable than the right one?"

Ever hear of Won Hung Lo?  ;)
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: ellis4538 on February 20, 2009, 10:23:56 AM
Don't want anyone even close with anything sharp.....unless I'm sound asleep and it is a Dr. I trust!!!!!!!

Richard

PS:  NO I WOULDN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PPS: Haz Won is better that NON.
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: tt11758 on February 20, 2009, 10:56:10 AM
NO I WOULD NOT!!!!!!  Cuz when "the boyz" ain't happy, NOBODY is happy!!
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: tombogan03884 on February 20, 2009, 12:39:43 PM
Vasectomy for a rifle ? HELL YES ! I'm already paying child support for 2, don't want any more.
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: CJS3 on February 22, 2009, 09:29:54 PM
Why wait for a permit? I'll bet the criminals have guns.
My balls or my guns? I think I'll be naughty, and deal with the BG's
Another anti gun law I'd be forced to violate.
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: cooptire on February 22, 2009, 11:06:34 PM
Vasectomy for a rifle ? HELL YES ! I'm already paying child support for 2, don't want any more.

And in MY case, I would get TWO guns! I had to have it done TWICE!  :'( I got a an absolutely BEAUTIFUL baby girl after the first one.  :o  ;D
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: 1911 Junkie on February 22, 2009, 11:11:28 PM
Public Service Announcement

Always make sure you go back to get checked after having it done!
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: cooptire on February 23, 2009, 08:41:47 PM
Public Service Announcement

Always make sure you go back to get checked after having it done!

The problem with that is when you DO, and 4 months later the test was irrelevant. According to another doctor, it is called "recanalization". In theory, it could happen at ANY time after the procedure. Woohoo.  :o

http://www.vasectomy-information.com/moreinfo/recanalisation.htm
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: 1911 Junkie on February 23, 2009, 09:16:56 PM
What are the chances of needing #3?
Title: Re: Would you......?!?!?
Post by: cooptire on February 24, 2009, 12:41:20 PM
What are the chances of needing #3?

Well as I told my wife when she asked if I was going to get tested again, Nope. I did that twice and if the little devils want out that bad, then who am I to stop them.  ;D

Oh, and she had her tubes tied after the delivery........and then had to have a hysterectomy last fall. If she gets pregnant now, we are rich. If I get someone else pregnant well, let's just say that all that instruction I've given her on the range will come back to hurt me. In a permanent vasectomy sort of way!  :o