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Title: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 06, 2009, 11:44:51 PM: It's after midnight on the east coast sooooooo (without stepping on any claws) Haz is rolling double nickels today.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..........................HAZCAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Double Nickles for the Cat.....
Post by: fightingquaker13 on April 06, 2009, 11:55:10 PM: Happy birthday Haz! And as I've decided to thin out the gun safe I will make you a very special one day offer. A glock 17 for only $250. Think of all the class it would lend to you. Plus your poor child would be able to shoot, rather than bayonet his hogs!, $350 to the rest of you. ;D
fightingquaker13 Remembering that nothing says midlife crisis like a pre-owned Glock ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS Yes I'm serious about the offer. You just have to send a photo (sans feet) of you with the gun, and provide a range report starting with the words; I love my new Glock because.....Its a steal Haz, and you know you want to, c'mon everyone's doing it ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: DDMac on April 07, 2009, 05:39:45 AM: Happy Birthday, friend. CatDaddy toast to you from NC.
Mac.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Pathfinder on April 07, 2009, 06:17:42 AM: Have a fire extinguisher around when they light all them candles, you young punk you!

Happy birthday!!!
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Timothy on April 07, 2009, 07:13:25 AM: Happy Oldr'n me Haz...be safe... ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 07:23:36 AM: Me and Sammy

I CAN'T DRIVE........................

55

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=sammay+hagar+55&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: alfsauve on April 07, 2009, 07:29:48 AM: Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Majer on April 07, 2009, 07:36:37 AM: Happy Birthday Haz, Hope it's an enjoyable day for you.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: CurrieS103 on April 07, 2009, 08:37:13 AM: Hapy birthday ya ol' fart. ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: ericire12 on April 07, 2009, 08:40:53 AM: Older then dirt! ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: ericire12 on April 07, 2009, 08:41:59 AM: Quote from: fightingquaker13 on April 06, 2009, 11:55:10 PM
Happy birthday Haz! And as I've decided to thin out the gun safe I will make you a very special one day offer. A glock 17 for only $250. Think of all the class it would lend to you. Plus your poor child would be able to shoot, rather than bayonet his hogs!, $350 to the rest of you. ;D
fightingquaker13 Remembering that nothing says midlife crisis like a pre-owned Glock ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS Yes I'm serious about the offer. You just have to send a photo (sans feet) of you with the gun, and provide a range report starting with the words; I love my new Glock because.....Its a steal Haz, and you know you want to, c'mon everyone's doing it ;D

Comment of the day award!

(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/604777/2/istockphoto_604777_miniature_trophy_blank.jpg)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: shooter32 on April 07, 2009, 09:18:21 AM: HAPPY 55 Mr. Haz ;D

Cheers my friend!! ;)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 09:30:20 AM: No offense guys but I just don't like the feel of a Glock. I have shot a few and they just don't fit me.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: ericire12 on April 07, 2009, 09:36:30 AM: $250 is a steal, Haz. (How much did you pay for that High Point? ;) )
Title: Another Birthday !
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 07, 2009, 10:18:21 AM: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HAZCAT !!! ;D

Make sure you remember the fire permit for all those candles ::)
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 10:24:00 AM: KMA!

;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 10:30:54 AM: $140.00
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: SwoopSJ on April 07, 2009, 11:04:09 AM: Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a great one with many more to come. Just take it easy on the Hazaritas or you'll be hearing stories about you b-day instead of telling them. ;D

Swoop
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Ping on April 07, 2009, 11:04:47 AM: Happy B-Day Haz.
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: tombogan03884 on April 07, 2009, 11:08:06 AM: I started this thread first thing when I logged on, Before I saw the thread Pegleg started .
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php/topic,6054.msg72631.html#msg72631
Seemed like a good idea at the time ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: blackwolfe on April 07, 2009, 11:08:47 AM: Happy Birthday Haz!
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 11:25:19 AM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 07, 2009, 11:08:06 AM
I started this thread first thing when I logged on, Before I saw the thread Pegleg started .
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php/topic,6054.msg72631.html#msg72631
Seemed like a good idea at the time ;D

I had heard you often 'shoot' too fast. ::)

;D
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 07, 2009, 11:35:43 AM: (http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/Happy%20Birthday/HappyBirthday021.jpg)

Hope you day is SPECIAL! :-*
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: ericire12 on April 07, 2009, 11:37:17 AM: Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on April 07, 2009, 11:35:43 AM
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/Happy%20Birthday/HappyBirthday021.jpg)

Hope you day is SPECIAL! :-*

Where is the gun in that porn?
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: jaybet on April 07, 2009, 11:41:47 AM: National Hazcat Day...have a HAPPY!!!
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Big Frank on April 07, 2009, 01:53:51 PM: Happy Birthday Haz.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Big Frank on April 07, 2009, 02:03:57 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 07:23:36 AM
Me and Sammy

I CAN'T DRIVE........................

55

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=sammay+hagar+55&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#

;D

Yeah but Sammy drives FASTER than 55. ;D
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 07, 2009, 02:11:40 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on April 07, 2009, 11:08:06 AM
I started this thread first thing when I logged on, Before I saw the thread Pegleg started .
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php/topic,6054.msg72631.html#msg72631
Seemed like a good idea at the time ;D

Hell, it was a very good idea...now that I think of it, Haz is now old enough to take up two whole threads by himself anyway...... ;D

PS,
I can actually see a glow on the southern horizon....must be from the birthday candles because I don't think NASA is launching anything today.........

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Rob10ring on April 07, 2009, 02:32:28 PM: Happy Birthday, Haz! You deserve to go to the range today!

(http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/12/16/b8b428e6c97f25a/One_Crazy_Old_Woman_One_Calm_Cat.jpg)

I didn't have time to stick any candles in her.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 03:15:17 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on April 07, 2009, 02:13:36 PM
giggle giggle......ha ha....

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php/topic,6059.new.html#new

You old reprobate! ;)
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 03:16:08 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on April 07, 2009, 02:11:40 PM
Hell, it was a very good idea...now that I think of it, Haz is now old enough to take up two whole threads by himself anyway...... ;D

PS,
I can actually see a glow on the southern horizon....must be from the birthday candles because I don't think NASA is launching anything today.........

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Gotcha!

http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php/topic,6054.new.html#new

;D
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Timothy on April 07, 2009, 03:19:25 PM: Hey Haz.....

You share a birthday with Jackie Chan.....now go jump off something... ;D He's the young double nickel too....

(and Peg is a YOUNG reprobate)....
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: alfsauve on April 07, 2009, 04:26:32 PM: Just in time for his birthday, someone sent me some nature pictures....among which are this cat pictures.

The last one is a classic.
Title: Re: Another Birthday !
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 04:42:37 PM: That first guy is a cute little fella!
Title: Re: Double Nickles for the Cat.....
Post by: Pathfinder on April 07, 2009, 06:27:50 PM: Quote from: fightingquaker13 on April 06, 2009, 11:55:10 PM
Happy birthday Haz! And as I've decided to thin out the gun safe I will make you a very special one day offer. A glock 17 for only $250. Think of all the class it would lend to you. Plus your poor child would be able to shoot, rather than bayonet his hogs!, $350 to the rest of you. ;D
fightingquaker13 Remembering that nothing says midlife crisis like a pre-owned Glock ;D ;D ;D ;D
PS Yes I'm serious about the offer. You just have to send a photo (sans feet) of you with the gun, and provide a range report starting with the words; I love my new Glock because.....Its a steal Haz, and you know you want to, c'mon everyone's doing it ;D

Haz, NO! Don't drink the kool-aid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 06:29:31 PM: Quote from: Pathfinder on April 07, 2009, 06:27:50 PM
Haz, NO! Don't drink the kool-aid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not to worry, Path. ;)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 07, 2009, 07:44:02 PM: Merged both the threads...............

*in a sultry sexy whispery voice****
Hey there Big Kitty Kitty...........Marshals gone.......... ;)
Ya want a little Birthday 'fun"?

Tell ya what.... I'll make a deal with ya...

Buy the Glock.......Bring the bottle of Tequila over... I will slip into something veeeery comfortable..........
I'll treat you to my special drinks tonight.. You don't have to do a thing. I'll mix them.. and we will drink them ... I'll give you a nice relaxing massage....................... and then we can maybe talk about YOU letting me have that nasty old ugly Glock that you don't really care for.. ...........Hmmm??

***(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/87.gif)***

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 07:48:06 PM: Mak
Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on April 07, 2009, 07:44:02 PM
Merged both the threads...............

*in a sultry sexy whispery voice****
Hey there Big Kitty Kitty...........Marshals gone.......... ;)
Ya want a little Birthday 'fun"?

Tell ya what.... I'll make a deal with ya...

Buy the Glock.......Bring the bottle of Tequila over... I will slip into something veeeery comfortable..........
I'll treat you to my special drinks tonight.. You don't have to do a thing. I'll mix them.. and we will drink them ... I'll give you a nice relaxing massage....................... and then we can maybe talk about YOU letting me have that nasty old ugly Glock that you don't really care for.. ...........Hmmm??

***(http://www.cascity.com/howard/animations/87.gif)***

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Make it a deep muscle massage and ya got a deal! ;) (and you definitely come out to the good as you get to beat on me too! ;D )
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on April 07, 2009, 07:54:06 PM: (http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj216/marshalette/massagecat.jpg)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: twyacht on April 07, 2009, 07:58:34 PM: Found Haz's baby pic,...

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/angry_cat.jpg)

Than as he got a little older,.....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/d.jpg)

Than just a "little older",....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/overconfident.gif)

Than a older "wiser" cat,....
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/ninjakitty.jpg)

Now retiring in the pool, a kinder, gentler cat,......
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/cat-2.jpg)

Congratulations there Haz.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 08:04:04 PM: LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Big Frank on April 07, 2009, 08:17:49 PM: I made you a cookie for your birthday.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Timothy on April 07, 2009, 08:24:52 PM: You know, if you give the kitty a cookie.......he'll want a glass of.....

(http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/tsbevins/milk.jpg)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 08:48:52 PM: Y'all are NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and I really appeciate it!)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: 1911 Junkie on April 07, 2009, 09:24:01 PM: Ahhhh! I got nuttin smart to say.

Enjoy the rest of your day!
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Majer on April 07, 2009, 09:47:40 PM: Haz, The morning after his Birthday bash
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-more-fabulous-than-you.jpg)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: PegLeg45 on April 07, 2009, 09:54:28 PM: And then......
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 07, 2009, 10:13:19 PM: Haz,

This will be a short by sincere Congrats and all the best!

I'm foresee forum overload this evening as I catch up ... and hope it hangs in for good this time.

What a Birthday Present though ... the return of the forum just for you ;)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 10:16:52 PM: Quote from: m58 on April 07, 2009, 10:13:19 PM
Haz,

This will be a short by sincere Congrats and all the best!

I'm foresee forum overload this evening as I catch up ... and hope it hangs in for good this time.

What a Birthday Present though ... the return of the forum just for you ;)

Well of course! See the above post by Majer! ;D
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: MikeBjerum on April 07, 2009, 10:21:29 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on April 07, 2009, 10:16:52 PM
Well of course! See the above post by Majer! ;D

Coming from a generation that was taught to reach for the stars your aiming a little low if I'm the best gauge you can find ;)
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Majer on April 08, 2009, 08:58:25 AM: Dang...the picture is gone? must be gremlins... ???
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 08, 2009, 09:01:17 AM: Your picture, Maj? It's still there for me.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Majer on April 08, 2009, 09:05:00 AM: The "Fabulous Cat" picture is missing for me.
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Hazcat on April 08, 2009, 09:07:10 AM: It's there for me (in fact I stole it ;) )
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: Majer on April 08, 2009, 09:18:22 AM: Must be the gremlins are in my computer :P
Title: Re: Double Nickels for the Cat.....
Post by: tt11758 on April 08, 2009, 12:55:34 PM: Happy belated birthday, old man!! ;D