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Title: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: ericire12 on May 05, 2009, 01:16:38 PM
....apparently its gunpowder and lead.

Just in case you missed it, I thought I would share:

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Artist: Miranda Lambert
Song: Gunpowder And Lead
Album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend






County road 233, under my feet
Nothin' on this white rock but little ol' me
I've got two miles till, he makes bail
And if I'm right we're headed straight for hell

I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight, well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man?
I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead

Well it's half past ten, another six pack in
And I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
He pulls in the drive, gravel flies
He don't know what's waitin' here this time

Hey I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man?
I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead

His fist is big but my gun's bigger
He'll find out when I pull the trigger

I'm goin' home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight well now he's got one
And he ain't seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face and he shook me like a rag doll
Don't that sound like a real man?
I'm gonna show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and,
Gunpowder and lead

Gunpowder and lead, yeah

Hey!

http://www.mirandalambert.com/
(http://www.mirandalambert.com/music/albums/crazy_ex_girlfriend/cover_s.jpg)

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Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: shooter32 on May 05, 2009, 01:23:56 PM
Redneck girl  ;D

She shot's a string and stick too ;)

Blake Shelton's sweetie.
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: mudman on May 05, 2009, 01:35:19 PM
Like's to shoot pigs on TV. 8) 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: jaybet on May 05, 2009, 02:48:12 PM
Yikes! All-in-one!
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 05, 2009, 03:00:54 PM
Yet another reason to add to the list of "Why You Never Hit a Girl".
FQ13
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: 1911 Junkie on May 05, 2009, 03:01:12 PM
It's a lie. If little girls were made with gunpowder and lead I would have reloaded mine already. ;D
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: m25operator on May 05, 2009, 03:44:00 PM
NICE, here's the link to listen. Not a bad job on the resonator guitar either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCd8Ig9RLqY
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: Bidah on May 05, 2009, 04:45:14 PM
That is a favorite song for my 9yo son.  He always has to 'crank it', and of course you can't turn it down until after the shot at the end.

-Bidah
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: sanjuancb on May 05, 2009, 05:06:26 PM
It's a lie. If little girls were made with gunpowder and lead I would have reloaded mine already. ;D

Hilarious! Especially with ammo prices these days!
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: red364 on May 05, 2009, 05:14:24 PM
It's a lie. If little girls were made with gunpowder and lead I would have reloaded mine already. ;D

*Groan*     Booooooo!!!
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: tt11758 on May 05, 2009, 05:23:51 PM
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Blake Shelton's sweetie.

Blake Shelton is one lucky bastard..................who better not piss her off!!  ;D
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: fightingquaker13 on May 05, 2009, 05:27:03 PM
*Groan*     Booooooo!!!
Totally off topic, but what the heck is that thing in your avatar? Just curious.
FQ13
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: red364 on May 05, 2009, 06:05:56 PM
My avatar?  It's my mini 14.... :)
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: ericire12 on May 05, 2009, 08:55:07 PM
It's a lie. If little girls were made with gunpowder and lead I would have reloaded mine already. ;D

There is a wife joke or two in there somewhere.
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: blackwolfe on May 05, 2009, 09:23:19 PM
It's a lie. If little girls were made with gunpowder and lead I would have reloaded mine already. ;D
There is a wife joke or two in there somewhere.

Would that be off the half cocked variety or the accidental discharge variety?
Title: Re: What little girls are really made of...
Post by: True_Texan on May 05, 2009, 09:37:26 PM
The negligent discharge variety ;D