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Title: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Hazcat on May 28, 2009, 10:46:14 PM: When yer in a mood to 'chat' yer also too drunk to type? ;D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 28, 2009, 10:47:44 PM: ***BURP***......yep. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Hazcat on May 28, 2009, 10:49:18 PM: When ya really, really want to make that shot.....you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a base fiddle? ;D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Hazcat on May 28, 2009, 10:55:20 PM: ...when you want to flay some dullard asshole, your normally sharp whit becomes a crude bludgeon. ....
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: True_Texan on May 28, 2009, 11:44:41 PM: ...when Haz gets bored, he starts some random and strange thread? ;D
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Post by: Big Frank on May 29, 2009, 07:25:29 PM: ... if you go to bed with an itchy butt you wake up with smelly fingers. ;D

That joke's over 30 years old. Don't blame me, I didn't write it.
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: jaybet on May 29, 2009, 08:26:01 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on May 28, 2009, 10:49:18 PM
When ya really, really want to make that shot.....you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a base fiddle? ;D

the way I heard it from a former friend was, " I was so drunk I couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a snow shovel".
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 29, 2009, 08:27:22 PM: Quote from: jaybet on May 29, 2009, 08:26:01 PM

the way I heard it from a former friend was, " I was so drunk I couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a snow shovel".

That's because you're in NJ and he's in Florida ;D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: twyacht on May 29, 2009, 08:30:16 PM: For those that recognize ANYONE on this video:

DENY IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZmDWltBziM
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: m25operator on May 29, 2009, 08:40:28 PM: So let's chat ;D
" Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy "
Benjamin Franklin, and a little license from me.
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Ping on May 29, 2009, 09:18:14 PM: Friends don't let friends type drunk!!!

PS: Gotta love Ben Franklin.
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Post by: Swamp Yankee on May 29, 2009, 09:23:00 PM: Out of beer into the Rum tonight :P :P
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Post by: Big Frank on May 29, 2009, 09:24:30 PM: What goes good with Prozac? I've just been drinking water all month.
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: nupe on May 29, 2009, 09:28:44 PM: Quote from: Ping on May 29, 2009, 09:18:14 PM
Friends don't let friends type drunk!!!

PS: Gotta love Ben Franklin.

Hwat ist you talbinh avout
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Timothy on May 29, 2009, 09:52:44 PM: How much better ice tastes when it's submerged in fine whiskey!
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: twyacht on May 29, 2009, 10:35:12 PM: Back when I drank whiskey on the rocks, I was asked if I wanted any water with that,....

Why NO, the ice will melt just fine..

Now its good beer and wine. Mojitos from time to time... (Hazeritas on loooooong weekends),....... 8)
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: lettyinreno on May 30, 2009, 12:26:38 AM: You guys in the east always have 3 hours head start... Geez..........
P.S. Haz this here is the "Taz cat"! Finally got the avatar workin'
She's a 2yr old stubby Manx now with a 'tude!
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on May 30, 2009, 02:13:31 AM: letty......cool cat.. how come I am JUST NOW finding out that there is another girl in the house.

Yippeee.... Read all your posts and I'm glad to meecha! ;D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Hazcat on May 30, 2009, 06:06:03 AM: Letty,

Strech (AKA Handsome Boy) who is a 7 year old Maine Coon, would like to welcome Miss Taz to the forum. ;D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: lettyinreno on May 30, 2009, 08:29:04 AM: Thanks for the welcome M'ette ;D
And Thanks Haz for the help on gettin' the avatar thing working. Eventually had to shrink wrap Blanca..
Off to the salt mines...........
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 30, 2009, 08:44:39 AM: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............

No one ever restocks the cheez wiz in the corner >:(

;D
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Post by: Hazcat on May 30, 2009, 08:48:23 AM: Hey! I brought a jug of peppercinis!

;D
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Post by: tombogan03884 on May 30, 2009, 08:49:03 AM: Quote from: Hazcat on May 30, 2009, 08:48:23 AM
Hey! I brought a jug of peppercinis!

;D

That's OK then ;D
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Post by: Frisco on May 30, 2009, 11:54:37 AM: Did ya ever notice....

(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll47/BHV_Bucket/PICT0554.jpg)
My dog is better than ANY cat? :P
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 30, 2009, 12:04:46 PM: Quote from: Marshal'ette Halloway on May 30, 2009, 02:13:31 AM
letty......cool cat.. how come I am JUST NOW finding out that there is another girl in the house.

Yippeee.... Read all your posts and I'm glad to meecha! ;D

Not just one, but TWO new ladies........Angie joined about the same time...and both have jumped right into the pool.
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: blackwolfe on May 30, 2009, 12:06:45 PM: I think we already scared Angie away, she hasn't been on in a week.
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Post by: blackwolfe on May 30, 2009, 12:07:56 PM: There isn't a big enough corner for all of us that should be sent there.
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: PegLeg45 on May 30, 2009, 12:09:29 PM: Quote from: blackwolfe on May 30, 2009, 12:06:45 PM
I think we already scared Angie away, she hasn't been on in a week.

Maybe not.

But, I don't even think that would be a record, either.
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Hazcat on May 30, 2009, 01:40:04 PM: Quote from: Frisco on May 30, 2009, 11:54:37 AM
Did ya ever notice....

(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll47/BHV_Bucket/PICT0554.jpg)
My dog is better than ANY cat? :P

DOWN BOY!

Play NICE or .......

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/tigerDM2805_468x320.jpg)

I'll make him a SNACK.

;)

;D
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Post by: tt11758 on May 30, 2009, 02:18:10 PM: I'm not nearly so think as you drunk I am!!
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Post by: lettyinreno on May 30, 2009, 07:12:46 PM: Hey Tom!
Got a fresh batch of salsa (homemade) & chips! Yes, I did remember the cheese whiz & pretzels too....... :-[
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: MikeBjerum on May 30, 2009, 07:28:08 PM: Quote from: lettyinreno on May 30, 2009, 07:12:46 PM
Hey Tom!
Got a fresh batch of salsa (homemade) & chips! Yes, I did remember the cheese whiz & pretzels too....... :-[

OK letty ... in case you haven't been payin attention this forum is heavily comprised of fat dudes that like food and drink. Get over to the favorite recipe thread and post that recipe! If you don't you will be put in the corner with Michael and his mysterious pickled horseradishes.
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: lettyinreno on May 30, 2009, 08:17:25 PM: EWWWW...
I'm on it :D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: Frisco on May 30, 2009, 08:20:27 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on May 30, 2009, 01:40:04 PM
DOWN BOY!

Play NICE or .......

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/tigerDM2805_468x320.jpg)

I'll make him a SNACK.

;)

Nonsense...my dog is so bad, she carries a .45!

;D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: tombogan03884 on May 30, 2009, 10:37:41 PM: Quote from: lettyinreno on May 30, 2009, 07:12:46 PM
Hey Tom!
Got a fresh batch of salsa (homemade) & chips! Yes, I did remember the cheese whiz & pretzels too....... :-[

I hope your single ;D
Title: Re: Did Ya Ever Notice............
Post by: lettyinreno on May 30, 2009, 10:45:17 PM: Yup