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Title: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: graywolf on June 04, 2009, 02:15:07 PM
Not that I'm losing any sleep over it, but it's always smart to know where your adversaries are.  Has she returned from China?  Did she fly into Canada and sneak across the border?  I know she bugged out when the heat was turned up by the Christians In Action.  The main stream media was even giving it some attention. Maybe she's in Sicily in self imposed exile.( a la Michael Corleone)
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 02:44:15 PM
Her last face lift broke lose and she exploded.
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: tt11758 on June 04, 2009, 02:54:48 PM
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 02:44:15 PM
Her last face lift broke lose and she exploded.

We should be so lucky!!


Maybe somebody threw a bucket of water on her and she melted....just like in the movie!!   ;D
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 02:55:30 PM
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 02:44:15 PM
Her last face lift broke lose and she exploded.


Or ....... the stitches came loose and her face sunk into her bra and she can't see to find her way home............. pity.


And look at it this way, with her boobs down each pant leg, if she stumbles and falls, she won't skin her knees.  
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: JC5123 on June 04, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
Did the CIA maybe decide to give her a first hand demonstration of rendition?  ;)
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 05:25:14 PM
Quote from: JC5123 on June 04, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
Did the CIA maybe decide to give her a first hand demonstration of rendition?  ;)

What other country would want her ? Rendition is so the SUSPECT gets tortured, not the interrogators.
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 05:29:53 PM
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 05:25:14 PM
What other country would want her ? Rendition is so the SUSPECT gets tortured, not the interrogators.

Now that's funny.


I can see her captors now......... having to put a sack over her head, not to prevent her from seeing their location, but to keep them from seeing her.
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: tt11758 on June 04, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 05:29:53 PM
Now that's funny.


I can see her captors now......... having to put a sack over her head, not to prevent her from seeing their location, but to keep them from seeing her.


She'd be a two-bagger, Peg.   ;D
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 05:39:21 PM
The torturers are ordered not to hit her in face because the bag may break.
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 05:42:42 PM
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 05:39:21 PM
The torturers are ordered not to hit her in face because the bag may break.

I guess they could always put a KFC bucket over her head first......then the requisite double bags.










This has descended into madness in only one page......good grief.
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: tt11758 on June 04, 2009, 05:46:07 PM
Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 05:42:42 PM
I guess they could always put a KFC bucket over her head first......then the requisite double bags.










This has descended into madness in only one page......good grief.



mmmmmmmmmm......tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: WatchManUSA on June 04, 2009, 05:52:25 PM
Medusa comes to mind...
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2009, 05:53:31 PM
Quote from: WatchManUSA on June 04, 2009, 05:52:25 PM
Medusa comes to mind...

Yes....except most of her snakes are on the inside.
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: twyacht on June 04, 2009, 07:16:32 PM
I think a house fell on her and someone stole her shoes....



OR, el Presidente BHO told her to STFU, and let the state run media divert the "sheeple" to other things.....
Title: Re: Where in the world is Carmen....I mean Nancy Pelosi?
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2009, 07:19:47 PM
AAGHH, will you just stifle yourself Nancy.