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Title: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Hazcat on June 10, 2009, 09:48:12 PM
Be afraid......be VERY afraid!































The Brosometal is coming to see the Hazcat!
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous and or memorable!
Post by: Texas_Bryan on June 10, 2009, 09:51:51 PM
Be afraid......be VERY afraid!

The Brosometal is coming to see the Hazcat!

I'll notify the local SWAT team and put them on standby. ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous and or memorable!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 10, 2009, 10:16:57 PM
What do you get when you combine a donkey with a cat? Trouble. Haz send mini-Haz to stay with me or TWyacht, just so he's out of the blast zone. We'll take him to the range and introduce him to Glocks. I am sure his Christmas list will be revised.  ;D ;D
Fq13
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 10, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
I'll notify the local SWAT team to go hide. ;D

Fixed it to protect the innocent  ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: MAUSERMAN on June 11, 2009, 12:17:13 AM
The Brosometal is coming to see the Hazcat! WHAT?


Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 11, 2009, 12:24:52 AM
You too have a good time, don't run the bail bill too high, and we expect a report ... as best you can remember it, after the weekend!

Plan to have some good stories to share next week as well, but that will have to wait  ;D

Have a good one, and celebrate that birthday a little early  ;)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: blackwolfe on June 11, 2009, 01:23:19 AM
Now we know the real reason M'Ette issued those get out of jail free cards.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on June 11, 2009, 01:24:21 AM
OMG! And I'm not there to supervise... LOL

Enjoy.. take some pictures and whatever you do... say out of the Hazerittas..
On second thought.. Don't.. ;)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: twyacht on June 11, 2009, 05:12:38 AM
Remember, Hangovers are temporary,getting tattoos, disturbing the peace, joyrides, adult entertainment facilities, well,, they can have downright permanent consequences. ::) ::) ::)


Soooooo, 75 South, and pick me up....
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 11, 2009, 05:41:02 AM
Remember, Hangovers are temporary,getting tattoos, disturbing the peace, joyrides, adult entertainment facilities, well,, they can have downright permanent consequences. ::) ::) ::)


Soooooo, 75 South, and pick me up....
I thought you were supposed to be mini-Haz's co-baby sitter with me, man. You've got to be responsible and teach him how to drink the Glock Kool-aid, make a mojito, understand that gentlemen shoot, rather than BAYONET their hogs, and introduce him to the topless sections of South Beach. You know, responsible. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: ellis4538 on June 11, 2009, 06:06:16 AM
Plenty of pictures please (but NO FEET!).

Party Hardy,

Richard
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Rastus on June 11, 2009, 06:32:08 AM
Be afraid......be VERY afraid!
<snip>
The Brosometal is coming to see the Hazcat!

Bail money....what for?  I heard ya'll were gonna be trying out for choir boys.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: shooter32 on June 11, 2009, 09:25:59 AM
Trouble in the making....or.....is it making trouble :o

Either way, have a GREAT TIME ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: tt11758 on June 11, 2009, 10:29:53 AM
South Florida ain't never gonna be the same!!   ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 11, 2009, 10:34:32 AM
South Florida ain't never gonna be the same!!   ;D

You say that like it's a BAD thing  ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: tt11758 on June 11, 2009, 11:20:06 AM
You say that like it's a BAD thing  ;D


Not at all!!!
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Hazcat on June 11, 2009, 11:23:03 AM
South Florida ain't never gonna be the same!!   ;D

West Coast FL (tampa / St Pete) NOT South.  ;)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: deepwater on June 11, 2009, 11:39:40 AM
OMG! And I'm not there to supervise... LOL

Enjoy.. take some pictures and whatever you do... say out of the Hazerittas..
On second thought.. Don't.. ;)


what? pictures or hazeritas? either way could have some uncomfortable results....
 ;)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: tt11758 on June 11, 2009, 04:12:23 PM
what? pictures or hazeritas? either way could have some uncomfortable results....
 ;)


The combination of cameras and hararitas coudl produce pictures that NOBODY wants to see.   ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 11, 2009, 04:16:14 PM

The combination of cameras and hararitas coudl produce pictures that NOBODY wants to see.   ;D
And thanks ever so much for putting those images in our mind. >:(
FQ13
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: tt11758 on June 11, 2009, 04:23:39 PM
And thanks ever so much for putting those images in our mind. >:(
FQ13


ANYthing for you, dude!!  ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 11, 2009, 09:08:10 PM
Chilling......... simply chilling............. watched the news for some type of alert.........nothing.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: deepwater on June 11, 2009, 09:24:48 PM
Chilling......... simply chilling............. watched the news for some type of alert.........nothing.

they'll wait for some incident to blame on guns. sneaky libs. you know,
two right wing extremist found with stockpile of weapons high powered assault weapons and enough ammo to outfit a small army. caught while loading vehicles to go to a shootout! (meaning range)

I can see the propaganda now!
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Rastus on June 11, 2009, 09:54:46 PM
they'll wait for some incident to blame on guns. sneaky libs. you know,
two right wing extremist found with stockpile of weapons high powered assault weapons and enough ammo to outfit a small army. caught while loading vehicles to go to a shootout! (meaning range)

I can see the propaganda now!

I can see it in headlines now...43 people killed in gunfight at the local Wally World.  Two old men accosted by several dozen gangsta's walk away unscathed...police baffled.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on June 11, 2009, 09:59:09 PM
I can see it in headlines now...43 people killed in gunfight at the local Wally World.  Two old men accosted by several dozen gangsta's walk away unscathed...police baffled.
The old men or the gangstas? Probably depends on how many Hazeritas were consumed. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Rastus on June 12, 2009, 06:03:24 AM
You guys still alive this morning....or just wishin' you weren't?   ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Hazcat on June 12, 2009, 07:01:27 AM
For now all I can say is 'present'.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: philw on June 12, 2009, 07:05:29 AM
For now all I can say is 'present'.

what's a matter,   cat got your tongue
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 12, 2009, 08:30:17 AM
I've heard that the "cat" never gets hungover, but the hairballs are killers ... Is that true  ;)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: shooter32 on June 12, 2009, 09:04:26 AM
For now all I can say is 'present'.

It's Friday Haz time to start all over again  ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: tt11758 on June 12, 2009, 09:33:09 AM
I've heard that the "cat" never gets hungover, but the hairballs are killers ... Is that true  ;)


Still in Newton?
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Pathfinder on June 12, 2009, 10:06:28 AM
Chilling......... simply chilling............. watched the news for some type of alert.........nothing.

All hat, no cattle.

Big to-do 'bout nuthin'!

I expected at the least a smoke trail . . . .
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Hazcat on June 12, 2009, 11:24:26 AM
Well. I'm alive and functioning after a pot of coffee and some biscuits and gravy.

Brosometal was a hoot, had some cool stories (none of which I can remember ;) ).

We put a hurti' on a few beers and a couple of shots of tokillya.

Tried the Catdaddy liquor (sweet so I have to find a mixer for it).

Rastus called during the merriment and harassed us both.  ;D

I'll post a few pics later.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 12, 2009, 11:42:38 AM
Well. I'm alive and functioning after a pot of coffee and some biscuits and gravy.

Brosometal was a hoot, had some cool stories (none of which I can remember ;) ).

We put a hurti' on a few beers and a couple of shots of tokillya.

Tried the Catdaddy liquor (sweet so I have to find a mixer for it).

Rastus called during the merriment and harassed us both.  ;D

I'll post a few pics later.

Somewhat impressive...........but otherwise different from normal how?? 















 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Kid Shelleen on June 12, 2009, 01:54:44 PM
Well. I'm alive and functioning after a pot of coffee and some biscuits and gravy.

Brosometal was a hoot, had some cool stories (none of which I can remember ;) ).

We put a hurti' on a few beers and a couple of shots of tokillya.

Tried the Catdaddy liquor (sweet so I have to find a mixer for it).

Rastus called during the merriment and harassed us both.  ;D

I'll post a few pics later.
Howdy Haz, look forward to the pics. Glad you had a good time....like it could have gone down any other way.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Rastus on June 12, 2009, 10:08:40 PM
............
Rastus called during the merriment and harassed us both.  ;D
..........

Not nearly enough.   ;) 
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: jaybet on June 13, 2009, 03:51:08 PM
So what you're saying is you MAY have had a good time but you're not sure? It probably WAS a good time, then.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: brosometal on June 13, 2009, 05:20:05 PM
I just got to a computer that is functioning. 

Haz, I had a great time.  There was no time for Hazaritas so we just started with the Tequilla and a few beers. 

Just so everyone knows, no firearms were discharged and we never left the Haz compound (probably the reason that no firearms were discharged).  I functioned the next day at work with only a minor hangover.  I would suggest that anyone that finds themselves in the St. Pete area make the same stop I did.  Haz is a great host. 

I got to see the the western collection along with a few C&R beauties.  Although I would advise you to be aware.  Haz said he was going to show me a bayonet and Haz Jr. brought out a sharpened airplane wing attached to an Enfield.  I also had a heavy dose of the toe(s).  Contrary to popular belief, there was no ill effects.

Again, Haz, thanks for the conversation and libations.  I will have to stop by again soon.  I await the pictures.

Rastus, I hope you did better than expected in your division.  When I have more time I will have to look through here to see the results.

Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Hazcat on June 14, 2009, 05:28:12 AM
On the phone wiyh Rastus (Thats Toro listening in)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/DRTV/IMG_2786.jpg)

Early out of focus shot.  I was practicing for later ;D

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/DRTV/IMG_2790.jpg)

TOES!  (just not mine)

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/DRTV/IMG_2788.jpg)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: True_Texan on June 14, 2009, 05:43:06 AM
Well someone looks they been drinking...

Montezuma Tequila?? WTF!! Times that hard?  ;D

No guns on the table... good. Shot glass still full... not good!
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: PegLeg45 on June 14, 2009, 11:44:23 AM
Damn....that's a hell of a liquor jug.

Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: BAC on June 14, 2009, 11:59:48 AM
Well someone looks they been drinking...

Montezuma Tequila?? WTF!! Times that hard?  ;D

No guns on the table... good. Shot glass still full... not good!

Although that does look like a fine collection of remotes   :)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: deepwater on June 14, 2009, 12:03:43 PM
Well someone looks they been drinking...

Montezuma Tequila?? WTF!! Times that hard?  ;D

No guns on the table... good. Shot glass still full... not good!

look closer! there's one in a holster....  ;D
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: twyacht on June 14, 2009, 04:15:16 PM
Haven't seen brosmetal post yet, Thanks Haz. Great Job corrupting fellow members. I'm sure he went down willing and able......

I are tequila like very much,......Is that the phone?.... Turn that Marshall Tucker down,,.... 8)

We're getting Marshal'ette to call you next time..... Uh, where's my invitation?  ::)

I have nice toes.... ;)
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Hazcat on June 15, 2009, 08:11:37 AM
TW,

You are welcome anytime.  Heck yer only 253 miles away.  Yer down in the area where I go pig huntin'.
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: ericire12 on June 15, 2009, 08:50:00 AM
I feel so excluded  :'(
Title: Re: Tomorrow could be VERY dangerous or Why Hazcat needs bail money!
Post by: Hazcat on June 15, 2009, 09:00:15 AM
I feel so excluded  :'(

That's yer fault!  C'mon down and join the party ;)