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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Timothy on June 24, 2009, 07:46:39 PM
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Is it just me?
Does Jesse Abbate make ya'll wanna go out and buy a Glock? ;D
Discuss amoungst yourselves.......
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That's marketing. Who'd of thought that lowest common denominator would be used to sell guns?
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That's marketing. Who'd of thought that lowest common denominator would be used to sell guns?
Two letters, B O thats the lowest.
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That's marketing. Who'd of thought that lowest common denominator would be used to sell guns?
Umm.....anyone who's ever sold anything? There are three universal languages. Money, sex and violence. Since violence is frowned on in add campaigns, and offering money...well, costs money, the alternative is sex. A classic for a reason. ;D
FQ13
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Is it just me?
Does Jesse Abbate make ya'll wanna go out and buy a Glock? ;D
Discuss amoungst yourselves.......
No, there are some things even a skirt can't make me do. On the other hand, she does have another affect on me, something like this old joke I posted a long time ago -
There was this very gorgeous and shapely young lady who worked at the local General Store, an old time one with shelves to the ceiling and a ladder running along the wall. Seems word got out that in the summer, when it was hot, she would do without undergarments under her skirts.
One summer day, three young guys who had heard about her lack of dress stopped in the store. She asked the first one what he wanted. The guy looked around and spied raisin bread on the top shelf. So that's what he asked for. Up the ladder she went, and sure enough they all got a good eyeful. She came down the ladder, unaware of the show she had just given, and rang up the purchase.
About this time an old geezer walked into the store and he stood with the boys waiting his turn. The young lady asked the second guy what he wanted, and he dutifully pointed to the top shelf and said raisin bread. Up the ladder she went, and all four of the men - young and old - got a good eyeful.
Down she came, rang up the tab, and turned to the third young man. He hemmed and hawed, and finally blurted out "Raisin bread!". Up the ladder she went, with everything on display, when she turned and asked the old man - "Is yours raisin too?"
Naw, he replied, but it's twitchin' a mite!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I already own a few Glocks..... Anyone know where I can get a Jesse Abbate?
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She is easy on the eyes :o and does a Great job of filling out that Glock tee shirt ;D
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(http://www.funtoosh.com/f_images/chicks_with_guns.jpg)
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Number 1 of course...M'ette ;)
Tiffany Lakosky
Shamane Nugent
Gina Brunsom
Pam Zaitz
Louise Shockey
Just to name a few ;D
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http://www.jessieabbate.com/ ;D
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http://www.jessieabbate.com/ ;D
Nice wranglers :o
what a way to enter the site. ;D
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Don't forget Cathy Rankin, the beautiful woman who often graces Dillon's Blue Press catalog.
cathyrankin.com
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Number 1 of course...M'ette ;)
Tiffany Lakosky
Shamane Nugent
Gina Brunsom
Pam Zaitz
Louise Shockey
Just to name a few ;D
Squibby
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Squibby
my bad :-[
letty
red
angie
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There was this very gorgeous and shapely young lady who worked at the local General Store, an old time one with shelves to the ceiling and a ladder running along the wall. Seems word got out that in the summer, when it was hot, she would do without undergarments under her skirts.
One summer day, three young guys who had heard about her lack of dress stopped in the store. She asked the first one what he wanted. The guy looked around and spied raisin bread on the top shelf. So that's what he asked for. Up the ladder she went, and sure enough they all got a good eyeful. She came down the ladder, unaware of the show she had just given, and rang up the purchase.
About this time an old geezer walked into the store and he stood with the boys waiting his turn. The young lady asked the second guy what he wanted, and he dutifully pointed to the top shelf and said raisin bread. Up the ladder she went, and all four of the men - young and old - got a good eyeful.
Down she came, rang up the tab, and turned to the third young man. He hemmed and hawed, and finally blurted out "Raisin bread!". Up the ladder she went, with everything on display, when she turned and asked the old man - "Is yours raisin too?"
Naw, he replied, but it's twitchin' a mite!
That's a good one, made my day ;D ;) 8)
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You forgot Julie G (Golob or Goloski)!
http://www.juliegolob.com/ (http://www.juliegolob.com/)
Got to spend an afternoon with her at the range, and it was a good time ... Of course, not as the previous day with M'ette, but good just the same ;)
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/coagula/2314264236/
;D
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You don't really like that do ya Tab?
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Bought Glocks before Jessie Abbate and I will buy Glocks after. But I do love to see her up on the podium after winning again. She kicks ass on the range and you have to admire a woman who can shoot like that!!! ;D
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You don't really like that do ya Tab?
you have seen my avatars right?
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Personally I have NEVER seen a woman hot enough to make me want to buy a Glock.
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Personally I have NEVER seen a woman hot enough to make me want to buy a Glock.
Have you looked? ;D
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Gotta make those avatars bigger so that us old folks can see um!
Richard
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Personally I have NEVER seen a woman hot enough to make me want to buy a Glock.
When I went to the prize table Jessie was there, and I was considering a Glock ...
However, they were both gone already, but she did have me looking. Actually, I was thinking a Glock T-Shirt would be nice, but I couldn't figure out how to get her to take it off ;D
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When I went to the prize table Jessie was there, and I was considering a Glock ...
However, they were both gone already, but she did have me looking. Actually, I was thinking a Glock T-Shirt would be nice, but I couldn't figure out how to get her to take it off ;D
Maybe the UPS uniform turned her off....... ;D
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Maybe the UPS uniform turned her off....... ;D
I wised up and wore something else that day ... thank you very much! Julie stuck with me ... package deliveries and all :P
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I wised up and wore something else that day ... thank you very much! Julie stuck with me ... package deliveries and all :P
What'd ya do? Mug the FEDEX guy for some clothes? ;D
Chicks usually like a fella in uniform! ;)
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What'd ya do? Mug the FEDEX guy for some clothes? ;D
Chicks usually like a fella in uniform! ;)
Not if it's the same color as a turd. ;D
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Am I missing something?
Please do not state the obvious. ;)
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Am I missing something?
Please do not state the obvious. ;)
I think you may have missed the fact that M85 shot the recent OK IDPA (?) match in brown "UPS" shorts. Or was it something else?
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she couldn't get me to buy a glock, but I would certainly go to the range and shoot my stuff, with her.
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Am I missing something?
Please do not state the obvious. ;)
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/IMG00128.jpg)
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You have to admit, brown on brown is a little overdone.
You obviously didn't listen to my advice about style points. ;)
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she couldn't get me to buy a glock, but I would certainly go to the range and shoot my stuff, with her.
My sentiments exactly!! ;)
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(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/m58/IMG00128.jpg)
I couldn't help but notice that she has MUCH nicer legs than you do Mike. ;D
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I couldn't help but notice that she has MUCH nicer legs than you do Mike. ;D
She has a lot of nicer things than I do!
She also had a healthy red glow by the end of the next day. Apparently when you live up north, and it snows in late May, you don't get much of a tan, so the Tulsa sun did a nasty on those white legs.
By the way, how do you like the pink insert on that M&P?
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Is there a Glock here?
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Is there a Glock here?
aahh... that's a nice....aahh ..... Glock ;D