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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: ericire12 on July 02, 2009, 11:11:08 AM

Title: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: ericire12 on July 02, 2009, 11:11:08 AM: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5694913/Man-uses-nail-clippers-in-DIY-circumcision.html

Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01433/nail-clippers_1433481c.jpg)

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The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

"Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

In April last year a leading brain surgeon used a £30 DIY drill to carry out a successful operation on a fully conscious patient.

Henry Marsh used a Bosch PSR960 cordless drill because he did not have his normal equipment on him.

But Mr Marsh had to use the drill because he was on a trip to Ukraine in Eastern Europe to help people let down by a vastly inadequate health system.

Halfway through the operation to remove the tumour from Marian Dolishny's head, the power ran out.

Thankfully the neurosurgeon, who normally practises at St George's Hospital in Tooting, south, London, was able the complete the operation and save a life.
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 02, 2009, 11:30:51 AM: Oh good grief.........
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: shooter32 on July 02, 2009, 11:36:15 AM: "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance.

YA THINK ::)
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: Timothy on July 02, 2009, 11:39:22 AM: Why not just tie a rope to it and the other end to a door knob?

OH MY GOD how can there be someone that stupid?
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: ericire12 on July 02, 2009, 11:49:52 AM: This happened in the UK..... Gee, I wonder if they are happy with their Universal Health care plan.
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: CDR on July 02, 2009, 11:55:59 AM: What do expect in the UK.............none of these nimrods are allowed to have knives!!!

;D
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: tt11758 on July 02, 2009, 12:00:36 PM: Geez, that article made me cross my legs just from READING it!
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 02, 2009, 01:00:51 PM: Socialized Medicine at it's finest ;D

See what we have to look forward to.
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 02, 2009, 01:02:37 PM: He got "CLIPPED" ;D
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 02, 2009, 01:04:27 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 02, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
He got "CLIPPED" ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hope he sterilized the 'clippers' so as not to get athlete's ............. well, you know.
Title: Re: That hurts just to think about it
Post by: tt11758 on July 02, 2009, 01:05:26 PM: Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 02, 2009, 01:02:37 PM
He got "CLIPPED" ;D

Or would that be "magazined"? ;D