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Title: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: philw on July 13, 2009, 07:44:01 AM
2009 Pole Dancing Championships

Nearing an art form...I need a bit more time for closer inspections  just to make sure though ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NJiwIVu6k


I think they should have the Vertical Bar  in the Olympics    :o :o 
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 13, 2009, 07:51:02 AM
There is a practical and successful business application for retired gymnasts!
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: 1911 Junkie on July 13, 2009, 08:47:21 AM
I think we should put a pole in the corner.  ;D


Just have to try and keep Peg off it.   :-X
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: shooter32 on July 13, 2009, 09:13:09 AM
Quote from: 1911 Junkie on July 13, 2009, 08:47:21 AM
I think we should put a pole in the corner.  ;D


Just have to try and keep Peg off it.   :-X


A Peg - Pole :o
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 13, 2009, 03:12:58 PM
Daaayum,

With all the bad news lately, we should all thank Phil for such an up lifting post.

I'm off to the corner.....the new one with the pole. ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 13, 2009, 03:37:35 PM
In these economic times I am reluctant to spend money on a new pole.  Can we just use Peg's peg for a trial period  ;)
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 03:37:58 PM
Quote from: Kid Shelleen on July 13, 2009, 03:12:58 PM
Daaayum,

With all the bad news lately, we should all thank Phil for such an up lifting post.

I'm off to the corner.....the new one with the pole. ;D

It's not QUITE like the one in the video, ours has a revolving rifle rack  ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: 1911 Junkie on July 13, 2009, 03:41:06 PM
Quote from: m58 on July 13, 2009, 03:37:35 PM
In these economic times I am reluctant to spend money on a new pole.  Can we just use Peg's peg for a trial period  ;)

We could, but I've never been into midgets little people strippers.  ;D

How does one get to the corner if he is already there?
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
Quote from: 1911 Junkie on July 13, 2009, 03:41:06 PM
We could, but I've never been into midgets little people strippers.  ;D

How does one get to the corner if he is already there?

I just stay longer. Unless the food runs out  ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: Johnny Bravo on July 13, 2009, 04:03:13 PM
I'm new to this site......  it's the Greatest !!! The gun talk is great too!
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on July 13, 2009, 04:57:37 PM
Welcome Johnny!!  Have fun.
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 13, 2009, 05:24:04 PM
Quote from: Johnny Bravo on July 13, 2009, 04:03:13 PM
I'm new to this site......  it's the Greatest !!! The gun talk is graet too!

Don't get any bright ideas - There is a 500 post minimum and at least 3 M'ette scoldings before your are allowed banished to the corner or the spankings start  ;)
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: red364 on July 13, 2009, 05:26:05 PM
Quote from: m58 on July 13, 2009, 05:24:04 PM
or the spankings start  ;)

Woohoo!!
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on July 13, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
I keep hearing of this corner.. What if I bring the Bourbon?  I'm trying to get to the 500 posts..
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 13, 2009, 05:32:14 PM
Quote from: JSC3ATLCSO on July 13, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
I keep hearing of this corner.. What if I bring the Bourbon?  I'm trying to get to the 500 posts..

Bribery will get you everywhere  ::)  But don't let "Mom" know  :-X
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 13, 2009, 05:34:05 PM
Quote from: red364 on July 13, 2009, 05:26:05 PM
Woohoo!!

I see a problem coming round the corner.

The corner is supposed to be punishment, and you all know how much we hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaate going there.

Red, your attitude is going to cause some real issues with all us old guy's in there  ;)
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: shooter32 on July 13, 2009, 05:39:52 PM
Spankings and a pole :o

JSC is bring the Bourbon ;D

The corner is in constant change ;)
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: Pathfinder on July 13, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
Quote from: red364 on July 13, 2009, 05:26:05 PM
Woohoo!!

Giving or getting?   ;D   8)   8)
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: PegLeg45 on July 13, 2009, 08:00:09 PM
Quote from: m58 on July 13, 2009, 03:37:35 PM
In these economic times I am reluctant to spend money on a new pole.  Can we just use Peg's peg for a trial period  ;)

Heck yeah.....I got two spares in the bathroom closet..........titanium....light, but strong.........
We can put one on each side of the big screen tv.

Hot damn....this is getting good.




Quote from: JSC3ATLCSO on July 13, 2009, 05:30:20 PM
I keep hearing of this corner.. What if I bring the Bourbon? I'm trying to get to the 500 posts..

Bourbon, yousay?......As Doc would say, "Thass juss my game".

Wild Turkey, if you please.......and it better be the 101 proof stuff too.

Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 08:01:40 PM
 You can have credit for a few hundred of my posts  ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on July 13, 2009, 08:02:30 PM
Peg - My poison is Booker's Bourbon 123 proof.  But I like to Turkey hunt too. ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: Badgersmilk on July 13, 2009, 11:12:35 PM
To quote the Robocop movie.  "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 13, 2009, 11:27:11 PM
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 08:01:40 PM
You can have credit for a few hundred of my posts  ;D
Don't do it, unless you get to read them first, and consult with an attorney. MINE on the other hand, are well reasoned and quite respectable, and can be yours at the low price of 2 per 1 round of 5.56 Lake City xm193 ammo. A bargain if there ever was one. ;D
FQ13
PS I'll even throw in ten singles for garter stuffing puposes
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on July 14, 2009, 01:06:34 AM
Maybe I'll just Keep working on my own numbers and I'll just send the bourbon as a peace offering in the future.
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: TAB on July 14, 2009, 01:18:27 AM
Quote from: m58 on July 13, 2009, 03:37:35 PM
In these economic times I am reluctant to spend money on a new pole.  Can we just use Peg's peg for a trial period  ;)

no need, I have some left over polished poll stock after I did a message parlor...

I'm not talking the kind where you have a happy ending, it was the kind where the small asain women walk on your back.

I ordered it from a company that makes stuff for the adult industrys.
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on July 14, 2009, 02:18:58 AM
Quote from: TAB on July 14, 2009, 01:18:27 AM
no need, I have some left over polished poll stock after I did a message parlor...

I'm not talking the kind where you have a happy ending, it was the kind where the small asain women walk on your back.

I ordered it from a company that makes stuff for the adult industrys.


It is good to have connections!
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: red364 on July 14, 2009, 09:53:23 AM
Quote from: Pathfinder on July 13, 2009, 07:54:19 PM
Giving or getting?   ;D   8)   8)
(http://)(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/hehe.gif)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: Pathfinder on July 14, 2009, 10:22:09 AM
Quote from: red364 on July 14, 2009, 09:53:23 AM
(http://)(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x286/red364/hehe.gif)

 ;D ;D ;D

ROTFLMAO!!!!! 

Seriously, it took 5 minutes to stop laughing. Long story, weird girlfriend into weird stuff. You made my day, Red, made my day!

And no, I was not the subbie. 'Nuf said.
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: blackwolfe on July 14, 2009, 11:08:53 AM
Hey those gals are pretty well built and have some great... um .....err........uh..........muscles, yeah that's it muscles.
Seriously, they are well toned and in good physical shape.  Probably far better than most of us here.
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 14, 2009, 11:38:07 AM
Quote from: blackwolfe on July 14, 2009, 11:08:53 AM
Hey those gals are pretty well built and have some great... um .....err........uh..........muscles, yeah that's it muscles.
Seriously, they are well toned and in good physical shape. Probably far better than most of us here.

Edited for accuracy, I know I could not do that and I've seen pictures of several of the rest of you so I know they couldn't either .   ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: 1911 Junkie on July 14, 2009, 12:07:10 PM
Did Harry Potter just say something?  ???









 ;D
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: red364 on July 14, 2009, 12:24:52 PM
Quote from: Pathfinder link=topic=7738.msg98055#msg98055 date=1247584929
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LOL
K
Title: Re: 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 14, 2009, 12:27:43 PM
Quote from: red364 on July 14, 2009, 12:24:52 PM
LOL
K

I thought that was you Red. Fine work. 8)