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Title: Who Am I ???
Post by: 1Buckshot on July 13, 2009, 09:31:44 AM



Subject: Who Am I ???

 

  *   I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country.  I was not his only child..  He fathered several children with numerous women.


*   I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

*   Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

 

*   My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.


*   I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under  scrutiny.


*   I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them.


*   That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.


*   I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.  It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.


*   I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.  They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything.  That reinforced my conceit.


*   I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks. 


*   I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.


*   At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy......   I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.


*   But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.  I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.


*   I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.  It was the free market, banks & corporations.   I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.


*   I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people.


*   I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.


*   I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.


*   So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews.   My true views were not widely known & I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.


*   I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.


*   I'm glad they didn't.  Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.

*Who am I? 

 

 

 


ADOLF HITLER   

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?   

Scary isn't it?

Title: Re: Who Am I ???
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 11:22:55 AM
 Stalin was born in Georgia (not the state, the Country) and served as a police informer while robbing banks for the Bolsheviks.
Title: Re: Who Am I ???
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 13, 2009, 02:56:54 PM
Great post. As I read the post I was certain that it was Hitler but it was easy to see Obama as well. Scary!!!
Title: Re: Who Am I ???
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 13, 2009, 02:59:24 PM
 I thought it was the Post Turtle in Chief as well until I got to the bits about blaming Jews.