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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: TAB on July 15, 2009, 10:33:52 PM
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http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/The_AnkLe_BiTeR/?action=view¤t=Picture-1.flv
Well ok, its not a ND, but I am shooting myself in the foot.
Sunday is the day... :o
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TAB, what the hell are you smoking?
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http://s110.photobucket.com/albums/n104/The_AnkLe_BiTeR/?action=view¤t=Picture-1.flv
Well ok, its not a ND, but I am shooting myself in the foot.
Sunday is the day... :o
Congrats to the bride.
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Congrats Good luck to the bride.
Better ;D
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Better ;D
Congrats to the bride. Leave him at the alter.
Best ;D
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Congrats Commiserations to the bride.
Good, better, best? This is just HONEST!
;)
;D
Congrats TAB and my you have a happy and joyful marriage.
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RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Run long, run hard, run silent, run deep, but RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Listen to the old man who's been married for 16 years, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Congratulations. Wish you the best.
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OK, so I saw the gun go click in the video, followed by all sort of weird lice-related stuff, had no freakin' clue what it was about.
Congrats on the impending nuptials.
Being divorced and in a so-so GF relationship, I have to agree with the others here who said run - or get left. But if it's what you have your heart set on, go for it - 100%
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Does anyone else think he has worse feet then Haz.
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ND in this context??
When is she due and do you know if it is a girl or boy? ;D
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Congratulations!!
I have been married for 12 years. Not bad for being under 40!
Interesting picts on your photobucket.
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OK, so I saw the gun go click in the video, followed by all sort of weird lice-related stuff, had no freakin' clue what it was about.
Congrats on the impending nuptials.
Being divorced and in a so-so GF relationship, I have to agree with the others here who said run - or get left. But if it's what you have your heart set on, go for it - 100%
The lice related stuff is of a relative of mine in foster care, i've been trying to adopt her out of foster care, those pics were "ammo " to use in court latter about the quality of the foster care. she was litterly covered in them, the one pic of the comb was just one swipe.
as to the rest of the pics, thats basicly my throw away account, I use it to host pics I post of forums.
the plastic tubing for exa,ple was for a fish forum, I did a how to on bending it.
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TAB..... take it from me.... I've been married on and off for the past 27 years but have finally settled down with the RIGHT ONE.
Today we went hiking, she made sure the Alaskan was packed appropriately in my pack. We enjoyed the hike.
Right now I'm playing guitar (well I was before this) while she's ironing clothes upstairs. Later I'll fire up the grill and do the cooking.
Life is gooooooood.
I can only hope that yours is as happy as ours. Congrats!
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TAB:
I'll give you the same piece of advice my daddy gave me. "Marry her quick, boy, before she sobers up!!"
Congratulations, my friend.
TT
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hahahaha... My god.~~~ I laughed out loud...........
RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Run long, run hard, run silent, run deep, but RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Listen to the old man who's been married for 16 years, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
TAB:
I'll give you the same piece of advice my daddy gave me. "Marry her quick, boy, before she sobers up!!"
Congratulations, my friend.
TT
I think you're crazy for doing it.. but since you are determined........(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
I wish for you all the happiness that couples can bring to each other.. and a long life together. :)
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hahahaha... My god.~~~ I laughed out loud...........
I think you're crazy for doing it.. but since you are determined........(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
I wish for you all the happiness that couples can bring to each other.. and a long life together. :)
Which reminds me...............I've read that married men actually live longer than single men. Truth is we don't, it just SEEMS like it.
Yes, dear, I'm headed to the corner now.
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hahahaha... My god.~~~ I laughed out loud...........
I think you're crazy for doing it.. but since you are determined........(http://www.rightnation.us/forums/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)
I wish for you all the happiness that couples can bring to each other.. and a long life together. :)
I know a good deal when I see one...
she makes $$$$, I get unbeatable bennies( health and dental), and she is never home.
sounds perfect to me ;D
I can honestly say, I knew this was the "one" with in the 1st 30 seconds of meeting her.
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I know a good deal when I see one...
she makes $$$$, I get unbeatable bennies( health and dental), and she is never home.
sounds perfect to me ;D
I can honestly say, I knew this was the "one" with in the 1st 30 seconds of meeting her.
All kidding aside, may you be as happy as Mrs. T and I have been lo these many years!!
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Good luck and Best wishes.
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Ok Tab... this is how a marriage works!
TAB had only been married for two weeks. He...., although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. He missed being with them.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked his wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
His wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
TAB didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar....you know.....they have frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because his new wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
TAB, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back.. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'
She looked at him and gave him her best smile and said...'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fu**ing beer in your g*%damn frozen mug and eat your mo*%#f**%ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f*#@ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'
..........and TAB and his bride lived happily ever after.
Now, isn't that a sweet story?!!
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You are a riot Marshelette. ;D That was hilarious.
TAB congrat's on the nuptials. If it does not work out, you lose half or everything and have to start over again. Put all firearms on the Prenuptial Agreement. :o
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ping, she makes alot more then I do.
about 6 figures more... ;D
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ping, she makes alot more then I do.
about 6 figures more... ;D
Does she have a sister?
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Does she have a sister?
yes, she will be 17 in about a month.
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Congratulations TAB....hope it works out for you. I like being married so much I did it twice!
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Plans for a TAB JR.?
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Congratulations TAB,
May you share a long, happy, healthy and loving life together.
A little advise from an old married guy who has only done it once and who was blessed enough to get it right the first time.
Remember to cherish her every day and to show her every day that you love her as much as when you said I do.
In 30 days and in 30 years, don't forget to open the door for her, pull out her chair, hold her hand, step up behind her and give her a hug and do all of the little things that add up to mean so much.
Best wishes for a blessed union. Be happy.
Don't forget to post some wedding pics. Keep the honeymoon to yourself. ;D
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TAB, you have chosen well man. Good fortune to you an yours. Can you adopt me anytime soon after the honeymoon? I'll bring my guns too!!! ;D Be safe and good luck to you and yours. ;)
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Congratulations on betrothal. I hope it works out better than you want it to.
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Kid...............
PERFECT and EXCELLENT advise............
and I really really really mean that!!!
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TAB Congrats. Be well, be happy, and speaking from experience, its a lot easier to screw up than do it right. To reinforce what Kid said, when in doubt, remember what you did to get her to say yes in the first place, and never stop doing those things.
FQ13
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I know a good deal when I see one...
she makes $$$$, I get unbeatable bennies( health and dental), and she is never home.
sounds perfect to me ;D
I can honestly say, I knew this was the "one" with in the 1st 30 seconds of meeting her.
TAB,
I posted my well wishes earlier, but are you gettting married for the "right" reasons?
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TAB Congrats. Be well, be happy, and speaking from experience, its a lot easier to screw up than do it right. To reinforce what Kid said, when in doubt, remember what you did to get her to say yes in the first place, and never stop doing those things.
FQ13
That much booze could get expensive ;D
All (well, most ) kidding aside, Kid is right, never take her for granted, the "golden rule" applies in spades.
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the "golden rule" applies in spades.
In this case that would be, "She who has the gold makes the rules!!" ;D
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In this case that would be, "She who has the "another name for cat" makes the rules!!" ;D
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OOOOOOH what you said! You best hope she never joins DRTV! ;D
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I never advise anyone to shoot themselves in the foot, but if it's what you want, good luck and best wishes.