I sometimes listen to rap music when no one is home. :(
Nothing wrong with rap. Hell, look at Ice T. He's now a respectable actor on Law and Order (Just like Fred Thompson). Who can dislike a man who put out a song where the chorus was "Listen to my 9mm go bang!". (Of course the technical advisers on Law and order did have to coach him on not holding his gun sideways ;D). PS On any other forum I'd be embarrassed to post this. Here, not sot so much. Tom, are you there? FQ13 who will always embrace those who support 2A rights ;D ;D ;D Listen and think of Sarah Brady http://www.mojvideo.com/video-ice-t-midnight/7ac68dee43d2af963a74 PPS Its late at night, and I do have a twisted sense of humor. Be warned before hitting the link.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: SwoopSJ on July 17, 2009, 08:31:52 AM
Hello, my name is Swoop, and I too used to listen to rap. Thankfully I found a successful 12 step program. ;D I must also admit I have actually seen Chicago in concert (they opened for The Doobie Bros.) and attended Lilith Fair once. I know, I know, I have brought shame upon my family. I have reformed, however.
Swoop
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Hazcat on July 17, 2009, 08:48:07 AM
Chicago and the Doobie Bros. Wow, who did you piss off that you got that punishment?
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: philw on July 17, 2009, 09:00:01 AM
I plead the Fifth Amendment as I will not answer that due to Self incrimination :D
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: fightingquaker13 on July 17, 2009, 09:04:49 AM
I plead the Fifth Amendment as I will not answer that due to Self incrimination :D
A) You're an Aussie, the fifth don't apply B) If you are accused, it will be as an enemy combatant and the Bill of Rights will mean "bugger all" C) HTFU Mate and give us the doss (I dated an Aussie in Uni, I mean college) ;D FQ13
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Steyr M40A1 on July 17, 2009, 09:31:19 AM
I plead the Fifth Amendment as I will not answer that due to Self incrimination :D
Didgeridoo
Did I spell it right?
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: long762range on July 17, 2009, 09:39:41 AM
I went to a Renaissance Fair. :-[
In my defense I left early and sat in a folding chair in the parking lot till the family came out.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: blackwolfe on July 17, 2009, 10:46:10 AM
Well this wasn't necessarily suppose to be a music thread, but I too have seen the Doobie Brothers and Chicago. A friend had tickets to the Doobie Brothers and his date and car both failed so I drove. A girl I was dating was a big Chicago fan so got tickets for a concert. For some reason she couldn't make it at the last moment so ended up taking the bank teller from the drive up window. Saw a double concert in Dallas with Chrystal Gayle and Eddie Rabbit. Tickets were free.
Now to try to get this thread back on track to your darkest secrets..... The gal ,who shall remain anonyomous, that was Miss Nebraska and Miss Congeniality in the Miss America contest at one time once saw me nekid.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: MikeBjerum on July 17, 2009, 10:52:52 AM
I attended once as well. Being a good hubby I stuck it out until she was done. However, on the way home I learned that she was sticking it out for me ???
I have never been back, and every time I hear of someone that has or is going I have the urge to punch "Puke and Snot!"
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: JC5123 on July 17, 2009, 11:01:04 AM
I went to the Ice Capades. She was really hot, and in the end I did get a little. I still don't know if it was worth it. But thankfully they did sell beer!
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 17, 2009, 11:24:13 AM
Nothing wrong with rap. Hell, look at Ice T. He's now a respectable actor on Law and Order (Just like Fred Thompson). Who can dislike a man who put out a song where the chorus was "Listen to my 9mm go bang!". (Of course the technical advisers on Law and order did have to coach him on not holding his gun sideways ;D). PS On any other forum I'd be embarrassed to post this. Here, not sot so much. Tom, are you there? FQ13 who will always embrace those who support 2A rights ;D ;D ;D Listen and think of Sarah Brady http://www.mojvideo.com/video-ice-t-midnight/7ac68dee43d2af963a74 PPS Its late at night, and I do have a twisted sense of humor. Be warned before hitting the link.
You WILL see these remarks again, consider yourself Miranda'ed. ;D
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 17, 2009, 11:26:33 AM
Nothing wrong with rap. Hell, look at Ice T. He's now a respectable actor on Law and Order (Just like Fred Thompson). Who can dislike a man who put out a song where the chorus was "Listen to my 9mm go bang!". (Of course the technical advisers on Law and order did have to coach him on not holding his gun sideways ;D). PS On any other forum I'd be embarrassed to post this. Here, not sot so much. Tom, are you there? FQ13 who will always embrace those who support 2A rights ;D ;D ;D Listen and think of Sarah Brady http://www.mojvideo.com/video-ice-t-midnight/7ac68dee43d2af963a74 PPS Its late at night, and I do have a twisted sense of humor. Be warned before hitting the link.
I can - I dislike that asshole so much. See, he also put out a little ditty called "Cop Killer" from which the venal mopes at WB made a ton of money. And now Tracy Marrow makes money off playing a cop on TV. Just reason #4389287456 why the gene pool desperately needs to be cleaned out.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Pathfinder on July 17, 2009, 01:21:44 PM
In my defense I left early and sat in a folding chair in the parking lot till the family came out.
Me too. Of course my excuse was I wanted to see the fittings of the chain mail bras and panties . . . . :o
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Big Frank on July 17, 2009, 01:26:03 PM
One of my deep dark secrets is I got caught skinny dipping in Newton County, TX and I was fined for creating a public nuisance.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Pathfinder on July 17, 2009, 01:27:51 PM
OK, here's my darkest secret - I have a whole folder full of the much maligned 70's and 80's music on my iPod - it's labelled "Guilty Pleasures". Stuff like Bananarama, singing Cruel Summer, Duran Duran doing Wild Boys, Fleetwood Mac doing Tusk, some ABBA, etc.
Of the other stuff, I know damn well the statute ain't run out yet, so that will just have to be my little secret . . . . 8)
Off to the corner to flog myself in repentance . . . .
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: tombogan03884 on July 17, 2009, 01:28:16 PM
Me too. Of course my excuse was I wanted to see the fittings of the chain mail bras and panties . . . . :o
I just wanted to figure out how they made Chain mail, On the good stuff the rings are not just butted together, each ring is riveted, the Blacksmith making swords and stuff was pretty fascinating as well, no Armorer though, I wanted to see how they went about making breast plates and helmets.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: tt11758 on July 17, 2009, 01:31:52 PM
I like giving and reciving pain. ( not in a sexual way)
Then whats the point exactly? I mean, I'm all in favor of whips and chains and leather straps (Oh My!) in the right company, but otherwise its like a root canal. ??? FQ13
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: tt11758 on July 17, 2009, 03:40:01 PM
Then whats the point exactly? I mean, I'm all in favor of whips and chains and leather straps (Oh My!) in the right company, but otherwise its like a root canal. ??? FQ13
Reminds me of an old saying: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!"
Yes, mother, I'll head to the corner right now. ;D
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: red364 on July 17, 2009, 05:10:05 PM
Then whats the point exactly? I mean, I'm all in favor of whips and chains and leather straps (Oh My!) in the right company, but otherwise its like a root canal. ??? FQ13
OMG FQ . . .
TMI
OTOH, Red, sounds like you've been a bad girl . . . . . :o :o :o 8)
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Texas_Bryan on July 17, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
Can we just delete this thread? :-\
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: blackwolfe on July 17, 2009, 05:43:30 PM
Ah, I remember that acronym from my wilder days of riding my 79 then a 83 sportsters. But just in case you did not know, I was referring to the music of the Aboriginals. I kinda like it.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Fatman on July 17, 2009, 06:18:31 PM
One of my deep dark secrets is I got caught skinny dipping in Newton County, TX and I was fined for creating a public nuisance.
Huh. Thought the charge would be drug related. All that crack...
Oh, and once in college, I let my girlfriend practice applying makeup on me. Unlike the poster who went to the Ice Capades with his hot date, I didn't 'get a little'. Don't tell anyone.
;)
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: blackwolfe on July 17, 2009, 06:40:06 PM
Well I got caught skinny dipping too, but not by the cops. My girlfriend and I were hiking along Lake Superior during an exceptional hot September. We thought we were in the middle of nowhere and decided to take a dip. Lake Suprior was suprisingly warm at that location probably due to the shallow solid rock bottom that absorbed all the heat. We were cooling off and enjoying ourselves when we heard noise. We looked up to see a tour boat loaded with tourist passing by. Wasn't a whole lot to do except wave. ;D I always wondered if we were in sombody's vacation photo album.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: red364 on July 17, 2009, 07:18:20 PM
Oh, and once in college, I let my girlfriend practice applying makeup on me. Unlike the poster who went to the Ice Capades with his hot date, I didn't 'get a little'. Don't tell anyone.
;)
That sucks.....lol
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: blackwolfe on July 17, 2009, 07:26:01 PM
*Still waiting for Red364 to post some pics.... if ya know what I mean!
;)
I did notice that she hasn't really confessed anything....................yet.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: m25operator on July 17, 2009, 07:49:05 PM
I ran nekid through the restaraunt that I worked in one friday night, and then the mall it was attached to. I was 16, streaking was the deal at that time, funny thing was, the next friday, our manager said," I'm not telling you to do this, but some customers are asking if the streaker will be here tonight" guess what, " hold my beer and watch " a repeat performance, with a co worker who fell down on the tile while making a hard turn, I saw him fall out of the corner of my and just made a mental note " poor Mf'er." He did get away though. I got over it by the time I was 17 and 1/2, had to do the high school. ;D ;D ;D ;)
Rode my motorcycle through the halls on the last day of school. Junior high. ;D
I have seen Rocky Horror Picture show, 65 times. :o
That's all your gonna get from my twisted youth.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: red364 on July 17, 2009, 08:47:58 PM
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: blackwolfe on July 17, 2009, 09:50:07 PM
Red, how did you get that picture of the girl in my bed this morning? She sure didn't look like that when we came home from the bar very late last night. I thought she looked like that other blonde that went to the bar last night.
The confessions don't get much darker than that.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Pathfinder on July 17, 2009, 10:08:49 PM
I got the song that goes with that picture. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUMlQRYBD8
Damn, that is just sick!!
But a good one . . .
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: twyacht on July 17, 2009, 10:36:49 PM
Sad, just flat out sad,...the things we've done. The pics we've posted, the lives we have changed by our actions....
Alright,... I have recently enjoyed ;lghshg $) *%& fkdjt = $(*%$+*^%%^( * 49085 % $(^*%% ( TMDVM " SJa[TO .
There.. I finally got it off my chest. It's a relief, and thank you DRTV for helping me cope with it...
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed during this confession. ::)
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: MAUSERMAN on July 17, 2009, 11:55:42 PM
Dang she's as big ass my chics VW what the hell. :o
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: JSC3ATLCSO on July 18, 2009, 12:26:56 AM
I think I'm going to get one of the guys here at work to get all of the stuff we need to "Uprate" the service in the corner! We are starting to blow breakers in the panel with all of the stuff we have running in there
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: True_Texan on July 18, 2009, 03:43:21 AM
I purchased a Glock instead of waiting for the back-ordered revolver to come in.... I'M SO VERY SORRY!!!
Worst of all though, I once agreed with FQ and TAB in the same day. I JUST HATE MYSELF FOR IT!
I am going to cry myself to sleep now. :'( :'( :'(
NOTE: The revolver will be in my possession soon after getting a Henry Golden Boy .22LR. I try to alternate pistol, rifle, pistol, rifle when I buy. I hope this will fill the hole in my soul.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Rob10ring on July 18, 2009, 05:27:04 AM
I once bought a $39 Phoenix Raven .25.
I also went to a Huey Lewis and the News concert. Of course the opener was a little known blues guitarist, named Stevie Ray Vaughan!
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Fatman on July 18, 2009, 07:58:15 AM
I purchased a Glock instead of waiting for the back-ordered revolver to come in.... I'M SO VERY SORRY!!!
Worst of all though, I once agreed with FQ and TAB in the same day. I JUST HATE MYSELF FOR IT!
I am going to cry myself to sleep now. :'( :'( :'(
You just reminded me that I gave TAB his sig line in a magazine thread while joking about his then-avatar's rather large ummm... tracks of land. It was like doing an unwitting testimonial for a Michael Jackson day care. :'( Dark day indeed.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: CJS3 on July 18, 2009, 08:53:58 AM
I once (the only time) went on a blind date. When we got to the restaurant, I got up to go to the bathroom, and left.
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: tumblebug on July 18, 2009, 09:18:32 AM
East coast liberal West coast liberal in between SANITY PRICELESS FO TBUG 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: Kid Shelleen on July 18, 2009, 09:20:48 AM
I went to the Dallas Ballet......once. The girl that I was dating was a former member of said ballet company. She had the best dancers legs and I did get lucky....many times. It was worth every excruciating minute of the performance.
And Red would be pleased to know that she was also quite fond of spankings and.................nuf said.
I'm off to the corner. 8)
Title: Re: Confess your darkest secrets
Post by: red364 on July 18, 2009, 02:57:42 PM