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Title: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: twyacht on August 07, 2009, 08:51:06 PM
Cuba will be resorting to banana leaves shortly,..'

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090807/lf_nm_life/us_cuba_crisis_toiletpaper_1


Cash-strapped Cuba says toilet paper running short

Reuters

Fri Aug 7, 3:00 pm ET

HAVANA (Reuters) – Cuba, in the grip of a serious economic crisis, is running short of toilet paper and may not get sufficient supplies until the end of the year, officials with state-run companies said on Friday.

Officials said they were lowering the prices of 24 basic goods to help Cubans get through the difficulties provoked in part by the global financial crisis and three destructive hurricanes that struck the island last year.

Cuba both imports toilet paper and produces its own, but does not currently have enough raw materials to make it, he said.

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Speaking of Cuba, the Cash for Clunkers could go to Cuba, instead of being destroyed, something newer than a 1959 Plymouth would really appeal to the average Cuban...
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: runstowin on August 07, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
We don't grow bananas in this country, but that's alright, we have corn husks.
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: True_Texan on August 08, 2009, 12:40:59 AM
We don't grow bananas in this country, but that's alright, we have corn husks.

Was thinking the same thing. Plus there are always the worthless Newspapers. Catalogs don't work so well anymore with all the waxy coating on them. ;)
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: twyacht on August 08, 2009, 07:57:49 AM
provoked in part by the global financial crisis

Provoked in part, by a corrupt communist gov't that has isolated itself into chronic poverty. Not even Hugo Chavez, or Russia, can deal with them to any economic benefit. European tourists are just a trickle because once you leave the resort areas, crime is rampant.

I say we trade our "clunkers" for cigars, oh, and toilet paper for i don;t know what else does Cuba have?? NOTHING
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: sledgemeister on August 08, 2009, 08:28:31 AM
provoked in part by the global financial crisis

Provoked in part, by a corrupt communist gov't that has isolated itself into chronic poverty. Not even Hugo Chavez, or Russia, can deal with them to any economic benefit. European tourists are just a trickle because once you leave the resort areas, crime is rampant.

I say we trade our "clunkers" for cigars, oh, and toilet paper for i don;t know what else does Cuba have?? NOTHING

Rum?
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 08, 2009, 11:27:12 AM
Was thinking the same thing. Plus there are always the worthless Newspapers. Catalogs don't work so well anymore with all the waxy coating on them. ;)

Don't forget the worthless currency, after it's been in circulation a while it's fairly soft.
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: tt11758 on August 08, 2009, 02:15:44 PM
Don't forget the worthless currency, after it's been in circulation a while it's fairly soft.


Shitty situation.   ;D
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 08, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
I still prefer some nice, soft TP to wipe my Pelosi. ;D
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: Badgersmilk on August 09, 2009, 03:27:45 AM
twyacht, "What else does Cuba have?"...  Tens of thousands of hungry, oppressed, people with dirty butt's that we will undoubtedly be taking care of very soon!  Get out your wallet and be ready to fess up tax dollars for that!

 

Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 09, 2009, 09:03:17 AM
twyacht, "What else does Cuba have?"...  Tens of thousands of hungry, oppressed, people with dirty butt's that we will undoubtedly be taking care of very soon!  Get out your wallet and be ready to fess up tax dollars for that!


Think about this the next time you want to fire up an illegal Havana cigar. You never know where those leaves have been  ;D
Title: Re: You Know Your Country Is In Trouble When TP is Running Out!!
Post by: True_Texan on August 09, 2009, 01:58:44 PM
Think about this the next time you want to fire up an illegal Havana cigar. You never know where those leaves have been  ;D

You didn't know that's how they get the wrappers to stay on? What, you thought they used vegetable gum glue?  :o