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Title: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: twyacht on August 07, 2009, 09:07:47 PM
I've heard some good one's but damn.....

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn-bn080709,0,6415792.story

Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography

Keith Griffin     

TCPalm.com

9:20 AM EDT, August 7, 2009


MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

****

He needs to go out in general population, the inmates don't even tolerate this sick bastard's crimes.

Another candidate for the almost, not dead yet, Darwin Award...



Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: Big Frank on August 07, 2009, 09:11:28 PM
I hope he gets what's coming to him.
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: Ping on August 07, 2009, 09:14:28 PM
That guy is done for inside the bars. Even criminals have a mother, sister or cousin so this goose is cooked once he gets sentenced.
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 07, 2009, 09:16:01 PM
First of all, let me just say, that once again I am proud of of my state. :P The headline alone should be enough to tell you it came from Fl.. That being said, I believe him. Cats is evil! We all know it (we being defined as everyone-Haz). The worst my dog has ever done was a little ill advised day trading and running up the visa on ebay. ::)
FQ13
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: runstowin on August 07, 2009, 11:00:42 PM
I've blamed a lot of things on the Bossa Nova, but never on my cat.

I hope this dude gets what he deserves.
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: cookie62 on August 08, 2009, 09:41:57 AM
Cats are evil, everbody allways says "my cat just sleeps all day". Thats because they spend all night trying to get that gunsafe open so they can take over the world. ;D
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: ericire12 on August 08, 2009, 09:47:07 AM
I always blame the cat..... for everything!

(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1909;type=avatar)
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 08, 2009, 09:54:42 AM
This scumbag needs to be locked up and never let out again.

What a clever cat to "accidentally download" over 1000 child pornography pictures. >:(

I hear that pedophiles are very popular in prison...................Sure hope that he has fun being the "bitch" for the rest of his life.

My dog did take the car for a spin and hang out with his friends at the waterpark and then the fire station, but that's the worst of it. Nothing as bad as those "evil kittys."
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: Steyr M40A1 on August 09, 2009, 09:44:51 AM
Hey it was kiddy not kitty porn....

Bad joke I know. But I work in for a local cable company flying a cubical loaded with lots of reports and paperwork. I get to hear so many "reasons" excuses for why people have adult program charges on there bill.
Some favorites are:
I was not at home
The dog/cat was playing with the remote
The baby was playing with the remote
I have a teenage child or my husband was home alone
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 09, 2009, 09:50:33 AM
 Damn, worst my cat ever did was bat my models off the shelf.
Little bastard, if he thought i wasn't paying enough attention to him he would jump up on the shelf and stare at me till I looked at him then he'd bat one off the edge.   ::)
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 09, 2009, 10:37:28 AM
I always blame the cat..... for everything!

(http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1909;type=avatar)

Thanks ericire!!!

I've been waiting a long time for this thread to drift far enough to blame it all on Haz  ;D
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 09, 2009, 10:49:06 AM
Thanks ericire!!!

I've been waiting a long time for this thread to drift far enough to blame it all on Haz  ;D
NO! NO! NO! IT IS AWAYS TOM'S FAULT! Period, end of discussion. Otherwise I have to change my default settings and that's a pain. Damn you Tom Boggan, stay off that poor man's key board! See? Easy. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 09, 2009, 11:35:16 AM
NO! NO! NO! IT IS AWAYS TOM'S FAULT! Period, end of discussion. Otherwise I have to change my default settings and that's a pain. Damn you Tom Boggan, stay off that poor man's key board! See? Easy. ;D
FQ13

To steal an appropriate quote from TumbleBug  "FO FQ".
And there's only ONE "G".
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: fightingquaker13 on August 09, 2009, 11:49:45 AM
To steal an appropriate quote from TumbleBug  "FO FQ".
And there's only ONE "G".
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll get the spelling right next time. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: Timothy on August 09, 2009, 11:52:01 AM
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll get the spelling right next time. ;D
FQ13

You could just copy his name from his avatar.....Geez FQ, I thought you were an "edumacated fella"!

 ;D
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: tombogan03884 on August 09, 2009, 01:01:26 PM
Sorry, I couldn't resist. I'll get the spelling right next time. ;D
FQ13

Yes I understand, when you have that good a sight picture it's a shame to waste it.  ;D
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: CJS3 on August 09, 2009, 09:49:44 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!
Post by: twyacht on August 09, 2009, 10:07:22 PM
That is just all wrong..CJ....

Funny and tragic, but still wrong. ;)