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Title: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: tt11758 on August 27, 2009, 01:21:22 PM
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Some straying husbands buy their wives flowers. Others grovel and beg for forgiveness. Still others agree to attend counseling sessions.

And then there’s this guy.

William Taylor spent his Wednesday morning standing on a busy street corner during rush hour in Tysons Corner, Va., wearing a sheepish, remorseful look on his face and an enormous sign that read, “I CHEATED. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT.”

According to media reports, the punishment was dreamed up by Taylor’s wife, who busted him cheating when she found evidence of his indiscretions on his cell phone.

A local FOX affiliate reported that Taylor spoke with FOX 5 photojournalist Mike Horan about his wife’s payback plan.

"I thought she was kidding, but she was serious,” said Taylor of Centreville, Va. “I figured I got to do what I got to do to makes things right. So here I am."

Taylor told Horan and other passersby that he planned to stand on the corner wearing the giant confessional sign for the rest of the week.

“We haven't quite decided if this is a publicity stunt for some wacky YouTube channel or a ratings-driver for a morning radio station,” Carissa DiMargo of WRC wrote on NBCWashington.com. “But if it's true, we like it. We. Are. Amused.”


Hey, at least he still has all his factory equipment.   ;D



What the story didn't tell you was the REAL reason he was out there.  It seems his wife was standing there, just off-camera, to make sure he did as he was told.

His wife is pictured below...........................................































































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Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Hazcat on August 27, 2009, 01:27:50 PM
MY EYES!!!!!!!


You bastard!



;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: saltydogbk on August 27, 2009, 01:29:08 PM
I didn't think Rosie liked to handle things that long and hard.... ;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: tt11758 on August 27, 2009, 01:32:22 PM
MY EYES!!!!!!!


You bastard!



;D



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Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: r_w on August 27, 2009, 05:57:53 PM
I didn't think Rosie liked to handle things that long and hard.... ;D

Just not real ones...
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: TAB on August 27, 2009, 05:59:46 PM
with a husband wife like that, you can't blame him for cheating.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Kid Shelleen on August 27, 2009, 09:25:33 PM
I've been good. I didn't do jack and now my eyes are bleeding.

Saltydog, regarding your most excellent comment....................................(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/KidShelleen/Smileys/th36_12_6.gif)
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Johnny Bravo on August 27, 2009, 09:31:43 PM
I'd Hit That.........













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Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: cooptire on August 27, 2009, 11:04:42 PM
I'd Hit That.........



              (http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/johnnybravo7/icon-2.png)

Dude, you must really have one tough car! And how could you hit her it with your eyes bleeding like that?
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: billt on August 28, 2009, 11:42:33 AM
I don't cheat, but I did change my avatar to compete with TAB's  ;D  Bill T.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Hazcat on August 28, 2009, 11:48:00 AM
I don't cheat, but I did change my avatar to compete with TAB's  ;D  Bill T.

GULP!  (and yes, I know that is your wife....that's why I am trying REALLY hard to be a gentleman! ;) )
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: shooter32 on August 28, 2009, 11:49:29 AM
I don't cheat, but I did change my avatar to compete with TAB's  ;D  Bill T.


Well done bill, I think the competition is on ;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: MikeBjerum on August 28, 2009, 12:48:03 PM

Well done bill, I think the competition is on ;D

TAB's gonna loose, but I'm still watchin the fight  ;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: tumblebug on August 28, 2009, 12:55:31 PM
Have you noticed Tab has'nt had a monthly moment sense he married. I guess she took over that task. WHIPPED !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: tt11758 on August 28, 2009, 01:29:33 PM
Have you noticed Tab has'nt had a monthly moment sense he married. I guess she took over that task. WHIPPED !!!!!!!


Like a redheaded stepchild.   ;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: billt on August 28, 2009, 02:42:04 PM
I'm off today, and in a really good mood. Red and black looks really nice on a blond as well. I just wish I had the energy to work out as hard as she does. I don't get the same results! Bill T.

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3396/bootsleatherguns0326kj.th.jpg) (http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bootsleatherguns0326kj.jpg)
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Hazcat on August 28, 2009, 02:56:21 PM
I'm off today, and in a really good mood. Red and black looks really nice on a blond as well. I just wish I had the energy to work out as hard as she does. I don't get the same results! Bill T.

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3396/bootsleatherguns0326kj.th.jpg) (http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bootsleatherguns0326kj.jpg)

Your EVIL! (and I like it) flaunting your MUCH younger than you, trophy wife at us! ;)




;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Johnny Bravo on August 28, 2009, 02:57:43 PM
Call 911 someone........wait a minute........I'm ok. You're a LUCKY man billt!(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac157/johnnybravo7/smileys/verliefd.gif)
Tab's in trouble.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: billt on August 28, 2009, 03:08:52 PM
Your EVIL! (and I like it) flaunting your MUCH younger than you, trophy wife at us! ;)

;D

The truth is I'm 56 and she just turned 54 this month. She still hasn't changed, but to be honest I have to admit that picture was taken the day she won a "hot legs" contest back when we lived in Lake Havasu City. She was 47 at the time and beat out a 27 year old for second place. what really was kind of neat is she took the money and put it toward her Beretta A-390 Trap Gun. If I had to use my body to pay for my guns, I would be looking for a nice "Y-Branch" to make a slingshot. Women have it made!   ;D  Bill T.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Hazcat on August 28, 2009, 03:12:15 PM
The truth is I'm 56 and she just turned 54 this month. She still hasn't changed, but to be honest I have to admit that picture was taken the day she won a "hot legs" contest back when we lived in Lake Havasu City. She was 47 at the time and beat out a 27 year old for second place. what really was kind of neat is she took the money and put it toward her Beretta A-390 Trap Gun. If I had to use my body to pay for my guns, I would be looking for a nice "Y-Branch" to make a slingshot. Women have it made!   ;D  Bill T.

Well, I STILL stand by my statement.  She's a trophy wife and her actions with the money prove it! ;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: billt on August 28, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
And if that isn't rubbing my face in it enough, she has 20/10 vision. This was with IRON SIGHTS off a rest of course, with her Bushmaster A-2. Federal XM-193 Ball ammo.

(http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/8272/bushmasterar15a26yb.th.jpg) (http://img326.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bushmasterar15a26yb.jpg)

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/3057/melstarget5tf.jpg)
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: tt11758 on August 28, 2009, 03:35:14 PM
And if that isn't rubbing my face in it enough, she has 20/10 vision. This was with IRON SIGHTS off a rest of course, with her Bushmaster A-2. Federal XM-193 Ball ammo.

(http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/8272/bushmasterar15a26yb.th.jpg) (http://img326.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bushmasterar15a26yb.jpg)

(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/3057/melstarget5tf.jpg)


I hope you remember to never piss her off.   ;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Hazcat on August 28, 2009, 03:35:28 PM
NOW I see why you don't want to make her angry!  :o
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: billt on August 28, 2009, 03:46:46 PM
To be very honest I can't get angry with her. We get along really well. I can't remember a single time in the 26 years we've been together we ever raised our voices at one another. We really click. We've been told by friends we are more like brother and sister than husband and wife. I take that as a compliment, even though it sounds really weird. I'm one of the lucky ones, and don't ever take it for granted. Thanks for all of the good words! Bill T.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: billt on August 28, 2009, 03:53:17 PM
Hazcat,

Our cats look alike. A small picture for sure, but this is Melanie's pound "pickup". Her name is "Brandy". We got her out of the pound in Lake Havasu City back in 1994. She just turned 15 this last month.  Bill T.

(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/7789/dsc000926oo.jpg)
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Hazcat on August 28, 2009, 04:39:16 PM
Rescued animals are the best!  It's like they know you saved them!  Strech (my cat) is 7.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: tt11758 on August 28, 2009, 04:57:30 PM
Hazcat,

Our cats look alike. A small picture for sure, but this is Melanie's pound "pickup". Her name is "Brandy". We got her out of the pound in Lake Havasu City back in 1994. She just turned 15 this last month.  Bill T.

(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/7789/dsc000926oo.jpg)

Beautiful golden retriever, Bill.  Reminds me of ours that passed a year or so ago.

I see that you, like myself, are smart enough to realize just how far out of your league that you married.  ;D
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: blackwolfe on August 28, 2009, 09:26:18 PM
GULP!  (and yes, I know that is your wife....that's why I am trying REALLY hard to be a gentleman! ;) )

A little Freudian slip there in your statment Haz?
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: blackwolfe on August 28, 2009, 09:27:13 PM
Lovely wife Bill.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: TAB on August 28, 2009, 09:31:42 PM
Rescued animals are the best!  It's like they know you saved them!  Strech (my cat) is 7.

I wouldn't get another dog/ cat any other way.
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Hazcat on August 28, 2009, 11:54:45 PM
A little Freudian slip there in your statment Haz?

Nope!  ;)
Title: Re: Punishment For A Cheating Husband
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 01, 2009, 12:23:06 AM
I'm off today, and in a really good mood. Red and black looks really nice on a blond as well. I just wish I had the energy to work out as hard as she does. I don't get the same results! Bill T.

(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/3396/bootsleatherguns0326kj.th.jpg) (http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bootsleatherguns0326kj.jpg)
I'm a little late to this part of the thread but dang Bill. The fact that your lovely wife was in her 40s in that picture is all the better. TAB has gone down. All that he had to show is a pic copied from the internet.

Your wifes pic is real.(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/KidShelleen/Smileys/thbowingsmilies.gif)