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Title: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 02, 2009, 03:26:22 PM
September 2, 2009

Anthony Miller considered his marriage a life sentence.

So he robbed a bank in Ephrata, Pa., hoping he'd be sent to jail -- where he could get away from his overbearing wife.

He told the judge he'd been afraid to leave her because she'd threatened to kill herself.

The couple eventually did divorce, but Miller will still spend three to six years behind bars.
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: Kid Shelleen on September 02, 2009, 03:34:26 PM
(http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae111/KidShelleen/Smileys/wtfsmiley.gif) He couldn't figure out how to pack and drive away? Dumba$$.
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 02, 2009, 03:50:13 PM
September 2, 2009

Anthony Miller considered his marriage a life sentence.

So he robbed a bank in Ephrata, Pa., hoping he'd be sent to jail -- where he could get away from his overbearing wife.

He told the judge he'd been afraid to leave her because she'd threatened to kill herself.

The couple eventually did divorce, but Miller will still spend three to six years behind bars.


So, let her.
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: twyacht on September 02, 2009, 06:13:09 PM
Lesson learned the hard way,.....


Have fun in prison,....

dumb-ass.....
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: long762range on September 02, 2009, 06:28:27 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090902/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_bank_robbery_wife_defense_2

Here is the link.

Like links.   :)
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: Jackel on September 02, 2009, 07:35:16 PM
i dont think 3 to 6 years in prison is gonna be worth it.

"yo homes, wat u in foye?"
"well my wif..... Murder"
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 02, 2009, 09:01:08 PM
i dont think 3 to 6 years in prison is gonna be worth it.

"yo homes, wat u in foye?"
"well my wif..... Murder"


Maybe not, but then, we never met his wife. He may think it's a heck of a deal.
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: Jackel on September 02, 2009, 09:03:24 PM
i know but have you heard about all that gang crap in prison.

id rather have a pissed off wife than the Aryan brotherhood trying to shank me in the recreation area becuase i dont believe in white supremacy   
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: tombogan03884 on September 02, 2009, 09:11:19 PM
Before I got divorced I would have had to flip a coin.
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: fightingquaker13 on September 03, 2009, 12:35:53 AM
I would repost that picture of Rosy O'Donnel with a shotgun, but that would just be cruel to everyone, and I barely finished with arguing with Tom over the death penalty so it would be hypocritical as well. Plus EWWWWWW!!!! The point being that if your Hubby would rather do six years in the joint than spend another day putting up with your crap?  Odds are good you've screwed up. Sad thing is, she's going to be laughing at his sorry ass and spending his money while he's in prison.
FQ13
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: ericire12 on September 03, 2009, 06:43:50 AM
I'm not saying that the guy should have done it...................................... But I understand ;)
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: tt11758 on September 03, 2009, 01:48:05 PM
My sister always maintained that the reason our dad died so young was that it was the only way he could get away from our mother's nagging.
Title: Re: Man Robs Bank To Escape Wife
Post by: Johnny Bravo on September 04, 2009, 10:21:28 AM
Poor dumb bastard