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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: Hazcat on September 18, 2009, 01:18:46 PM
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Avast! It be every Sept 19 and that be tomorrow, mateys.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
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Shiver me timbers!!
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Avast! It be every Sept 19 and that be tomorrow, mateys.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Aaargh matey! I give you thanks because this BS post made me realize that were I sailing in Australia, it would be tomorrow. Which means the sun is over the yardarm, because its tomorrow, not today, and the sun's already bloody set hasn't it? . Which means I can have beer. Thanks Haz! ;D
FQ13
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Aaargh matey! I give you thanks because this BS post made me realize that were I sailing in Australia, it would be tomorrow. Which means the sun is over the yardarm, because its tomorrow, not today, and the sun's already bloody set hasn't it? . Which means I can have beer. Thanks Haz! ;D
FQ13
Rum be the Pirate way, matey! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Avast! It be every Sept 19 and that be tomorrow, mateys.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
Won't be hard to forget........ my birthday.
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Won't be hard to forget........ my birthday.
I never look at the calendar, so I always get pleasantly surprised when someone brings birthdays up.
Have a great one, do something cool - a good steak, some shooting, something cold to wet the whistle, and kick back and enjoy this weekend!
Avast! It be every Sept 19 and that be tomorrow, mateys.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ (http://www.talklikeapirate.com/)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not again this year!!? ? Time to hunker down til Sunday and wait for this silliness to pass. At least you didn't use a cute little pirate emoticon! There's a silver lining to a huge black cloud!!!!
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I never look at the calendar, so I always get pleasantly surprised when someone brings birthdays up.
Have a great one, do something cool - a good steak, some shooting, something cold to wet the whistle, and kick back and enjoy this weekend!
NO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks, but I'm an anti gun, workaholic vegan that doesn't drink so what's a guy like me to do? ;)
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Won't be hard to forget........ my birthday.
Were ya born on the right side of the yard arm?
;D
And HAVE A HAPPY!
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The Black spot on all of you.
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Were ya born on the right side of the yard arm?
;D
And HAVE A HAPPY!
I think i was born on the port side..........
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thanks, but I'm an anti gun, workaholic vegan that doesn't drink so what's a guy like me to do? ;)
Umm, throw youself off a bridge, because God knows every hour you breath just brings more misery? ;D
FQ13 who shudders at the thought of the picture you just painted of a sober, meatless and explosion free world that I don't want to hear about much less experience. The only thing you left out was having a Rosie O'Donnell Fetish. Its like that episode of Married With Children were the the Good Wish fairy told Al he'd win the lottery, the day before he died.
FQ13
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I never look at the calendar, so I always get pleasantly surprised when someone brings birthdays up.
Have a great one, do something cool - a good steak, some shooting, something cold to wet the whistle, and kick back and enjoy this weekend!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not again this year!!? ? Time to hunker down til Sunday and wait for this silliness to pass. At least you didn't use a cute little pirate emoticon! There's a silver lining to a huge black cloud!!!!
Why Path, you got sumpin' agin' pirates? ???
How 'bout a pirate sportin' two 1911's? ???
Well shiver me timbers....... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRrRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Thank goodness, 2 whole pages and no pirate emoticons. I think we're safe now.
Of course, they say that in cheesy B-horror flicks right before the slasher appears!
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Pirate Trivia...
Why did pirates (and most other sailors over the centuries) drink rum (or other distilled spirits)?
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Pirate Trivia...
Why did pirates (and most other sailors over the centuries) drink rum (or other distilled spirits)?
Cuz the water on board went bad so fast?
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Pirate Trivia...
Why did pirates (and most other sailors over the centuries) drink rum (or other distilled spirits)?
A water was bad
B lime juice in the rum "grog" prevented scurvy
C why wouldn't you drink rum? i mean, what else are you going to do with it?
FQ13 who will move on a bottle of Cruzan 5 year old, tonic water and key lime juice. I may be wrong from time to time but I am by God malaria and scurvy free. 8) 8) 8)
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Cuz the water on board went bad so fast?
Exactly right, take the rest of the weekend to yourself. ;D
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Trivia II..
What is the bathroom on a ship called and why?
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Avast ye Dogs, tis a good thing to have fun with the lore of the pirates. Now who took me bottle o' Rum? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me..... :P
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Trivia II..
What is the bathroom on a ship called and why?
Called a head, as they were originally out on the bow at the head of the ship.
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Called a head, as they were originally out on the bow at the head of the ship.
You are correct sir. But, would not that make for a rather stinky voyage? Why was it place at the bow and not the stern?
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You are correct sir. But, would not that make for a rather stinky voyage? Why was it place at the bow and not the stern?
for the "self flushing" effect from the waves.
I have a great story concerning my "head" experience. I'll post it sometime when I have time.
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for the "self flushing" effect from the waves.
I have a great story concerning my "head" experience. I'll post it sometime when I have time.
Correct, but remember also that the old square sailed rigging mostly collected wind from abaft (from the stern) thereby pushing the stanky away from the ship rather than wafting verily across her decks from the bow!
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Also the stern cabins were smoother sailing and traditionally housed the captain and other officers. Couldn't have the crew doing there business over the captains windows now could we?
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(http://navyphotos.togetherweserved.com/1591671.jpg)
Introducing Pirates to Davey Jones since 1776
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not again this year!!? ? Time to hunker down til Sunday and wait for this silliness to pass. At least you didn't use a cute little pirate emoticon! There's a silver lining to a huge black cloud!!!!
+1
Sadly, it looks like Haz is taking a few liberties and making it a two day event.... good grief.
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And because of that, I refuse to participate.
*Will be looking to see some pirate porn though.
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Damn, Haz, took you long enough! Too many hazaritas tonight? ;D
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Rum? That was for spoiled Pirates,....
Real Pirates drank GROG!. :o
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and that be me only piratin post ya' scurvy dogs...
Can I bring wenches to the corner? ::)
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Can I bring wenches to the corner? ::)
Only if you bring enough for everyone! ;D
And if you do, to quote Kramer - that means you're a . . . . John!!!!! ;)
Oh wait, that's food and drink. Um, no one tell M'ette, OK? Thanks.
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Only if you bring enough for everyone! ;D
And if you do, to quote Kramer - that means you're a . . . . John!!!!! ;)
Oh wait, that's food and drink. Um, no one tell M'ette, OK? Thanks.
Food, Drink and Wenches!!! What could be better on Talk like a Pirate Day! ;D