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Member Section => Down Range Cafe => Topic started by: tt11758 on September 21, 2009, 02:57:12 PM
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Barry the Jedi:
(http://imgur.com/Bq0x9.jpg)
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With a wave of my magic wond... *poof* no more bad econ. "
;D
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I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjCyZ2P9bCA
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"Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?"
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Him:
"This sword is the same color as my balls".
Her:
"Look at that idiot. I hope he knows where I'm going to stick that once all these witnesses people are gone".
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"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. My work here is done...
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Him:
"This sword is the same color as my balls".
Her:
"Look at that idiot. I hope he knows where I'm going to stick that once all these witnesses people are gone".
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff258/truckthis/emoticons/1lmao.gif)
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I do think the body language from Michelle and girls is all you need. I can't belive I married/ am related to this dork.
FQ13
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Check out the nose picker behind him is that a CZAR no just a picker.BANGO ANYONE
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Darth Obamus: "Surrender to the power of the Dark Side of the Force."
OR....
"Now that I'm done playing with this, hide it before Barney Frank sees it." :o
What?.....the corner you say?..........OK.....crack me open a beer......... ;D ;D
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(http://imgur.com/Bq0x9.jpg)
MOM, He's embarrassing
;D
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The kid in the khaki pants right next to BHO is probably thinking, "Damn, he ain't Black."
And BHO is thinking, "Damn, Samuel L. Jackson made this look easy."
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a Secret Service detail."
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"Liar!"
"Who said that?!?!"
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And I took this fancy wooden leg from some pirate I found on a forum bad mouthing me ;D
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Any one else notice the guy (SS) picking his nose?
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"Yes sir, we're going to send in the picture and get the action figures made. Yes sir, all 300 million."
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"This is not the birth certificate that you are looking for."
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Oh sh!t, don't tell me Michelle is behind me.
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(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3405/3215299857_acebb082ce.jpg)
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Obama to McCain.... "Your powers are weak, old man."
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Is it me or is Michelle O. wearing the most awful ensemble, what is that thrift store with Sears accessories, and those shoes,.....GEEZ.
Who's the women in the fencing get up?
BHO doesn't know that AG Holder, has required Federal Licensing for all those in possession of ILLEGAL Light Sabers.
I expect a due diligent investigation of how an unregistered light saber, with not just one BUT two high capacity "D" cell batteries ended up on Federal Property..
Oh, The Humanity,....
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"This is not the birth certificate that you are looking for."
"This is not the birth certificate we are looking for......move along."
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(http://imgur.com/Bq0x9.jpg)
Revenge of the Sith
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(http://imgur.com/Bq0x9.jpg)
Revenge of the Sith myth.
There...that's better.
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There is an SR-22 joke in there somewhere too, but I just cant for the life of me figure it out! ;D
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"You are part of the
rebel alliance right wing extremists and a traitor!"
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"Always two there are.....a master, and an apprentice."
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"Always two there are.....a master, and an apprentice."
But the master or the apprentice is he?
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Maybe if I do enough stupid S..T like this it will take their minds off the stupider stuff I propose to Congress!
Richard
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
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"And now.....Witness the Firepower of a Fully Armed and Operational Battle Station!"
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"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of
Kenobi Democracy, and soon the fall of the rebellion."
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"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"
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"Mommy, he's doing it AGAIN!!!""
Michelle- "DAMN IT you're the PRESIDENT, quit acting stupid!"
"Why? It's gotten me this far!"
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"Town Hall meeting? Bring it ON!"
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In order to form a well armed militia, the rights of the people to use the force shall not be infringed.
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"Sir, I know technically we dont need the black vote, but if you hold it sideways it will give you more street cred."
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Michelle- "DAMN IT you're the PRESIDENT, quit acting stupid!"
Quit your bitching woman! How do you think I got the middle aged virgin vote?
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Quit your bitching woman! How do you think I got the middle aged virgin vote?
Michelle- "Because you ARE a middle aged virgin!"
Obama responds by trying to use the force to choke Michelle.
Michelle- " ******, please." Rolls her eyes, smacks her lips, and walks away.
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(http://imgur.com/Bq0x9.jpg)
Stand back you republicans or I will beat you with michelles ugly stick!!!!
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Stand back you republicans or I will beat you with THE REPLACEMENT FOR THE UGLY STICK THEY WORE OUT ON michelles ugly stick!!!!
Better ;D
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Two tools
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"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause"
We have a winner. :(
BTW, why is Michelle wearing Batman's utility belt?
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BTW, why is Michelle wearing Batman's utility belt?
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=8182.0
My favorite:
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=8242.0
;)
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A few Spaceballs quotes that are very applicable:
"So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. "
"No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse! "
"I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it."
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"Come back here, you fat bearded bitch!"
"Comb the desert!"
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BHO " Look honey....It even VIBRATES"
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"Sir, I know technically we dont need the black vote, but if you hold it sideways it will give you more street cred."
Now that's funny.
FQ13
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"Tax you I will... yes."
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Content Warning (Language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFRqamwii94
*Ahhhhh, YouTube ::)
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Eric,
I wish I had your research time...
Those were all quality finds. I have now bookmarked this thread for future use.
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Barry the Jedi:
(http://imgur.com/Bq0x9.jpg)
They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel!