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Title: Another zombie thread
Post by: Jackel on October 03, 2009, 08:16:24 PM: imagine the scenario.

you wake up tomorrow to find that a zombie virus is infecting the world and is starting to affect the nearest town/ city near you.

What would you do in the short term? Long term? what would you take? where would you go? how would you get there? What would you do if your wife got infected?

thought this could be fun, so lets go.

(http://zombies.monstrous.com/zombie-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: david86440 on October 03, 2009, 08:18:53 PM: I'd roll over and go back to bed.
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 03, 2009, 08:51:55 PM: (http://zombies.monstrous.com/zombie-1.jpg)

Baby, is that a new perfume your wearing?
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 03, 2009, 09:02:38 PM: get a divorce, just like when the LAST ONE started looking like that.
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: twyacht on October 03, 2009, 09:15:12 PM: Tell the wife, Oil of Olay ain't doin' S***.

When in doubt, I'd go to the ocean on the biggest freakin yacht I could get my hands on, shoot my way to the marina, untie and go.

Guess I'd be having fish for a while, island hop and do recon to find uncontaminated populations. Otherwise, "F" em, I'll live at sea.

P.S I promised Hazcat I would pick him up first.
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: Hazcat on October 04, 2009, 07:17:43 AM: Quote from: twyacht on October 03, 2009, 09:15:12 PM
Tell the wife, Oil of Olay ain't doin' S***.

When in doubt, I'd go to the ocean on the biggest freakin yacht I could get my hands on, shoot my way to the marina, untie and go.

Guess I'd be having fish for a while, island hop and do recon to find uncontaminated populations. Otherwise, "F" em, I'll live at sea.

P.S I promised Hazcat I would pick him up first.

Meet ya at the North end of the Sunshine Bridge. ;)
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 04, 2009, 07:44:33 AM: Dont they all turn into their mothers one day???
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: 1911 Junkie on October 04, 2009, 09:20:03 AM: Quote from: twyacht on October 03, 2009, 09:15:12 PM
P.S I promised Hazcat I would pick him up first.

What about me? I have better toys. ;D
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 04, 2009, 09:38:37 AM: Somebody's gotta re-populate the earth! See ya at the party!
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_gbs8hKkPgAgVyjzbkF/SIG=12fk8igrt/EXP=1254753435/**http%3A//www.merit.edu/~jrussell/jobbienooner2/girls-raft.jpg)

How fun is it to sit 30' off the shore having a Zombie shooting party?!? Am I the first ever to realize they cant swim??? COOL! ;D
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: ericire12 on October 04, 2009, 01:09:30 PM: Why cant they swim.... or drive a boat?
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: Pathfinder on October 05, 2009, 06:49:09 AM: Quote from: ericire12 on October 04, 2009, 01:09:30 PM
Why cant they swim.... or drive a boat?

They can. They just don't know it. No brains!

(http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt169/gdlemail/funny-pictures-your-child-watched-t.jpg)
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 05, 2009, 07:24:09 AM: From the way they run... I'd only guess it's lack of fine motor skills. Seem's they can't even open doors in most cases. :-\

I KNOW! ULTIMATE ZOMBIE DEFENSE: Brain flavored chewing gum! ;D
Title: Re: Another zombie thread
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 05, 2009, 08:44:11 AM: Quote from: Pathfinder on October 05, 2009, 06:49:09 AM
They can. They just don't know it. No brains!

(http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt169/gdlemail/funny-pictures-your-child-watched-t.jpg)
You know, I am not generally a fan of cats or small children, but that's cute. ;D
FQ13