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Member Section => Politics & RKBA => Topic started by: ericire12 on October 09, 2009, 12:59:59 PM
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Touchdown Jesus:
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/beltway-confidential/Next-help-Obama-win-the-Heisman-63851657.html
(http://static.open.salon.com/files/20081117bam1226959012.jpg)
(http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/captioncall/1008obama-with-football.jpg)
(http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2009/02/02/obama-barack-ap-090202.jpg)
(http://www.pixfield.com/Portals/0/obamaBeer.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__ZRjDTujoEo/SiDASu6EUaI/AAAAAAAAA9g/vDIHQqKDyOo/s800/Obama-and-Dog-Bo-Playing-Football.jpg)
*Just think of the merchandising potential.
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Well he did win the Nobel on promises :P
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Well he did win the Nobel on promises :P
You are right. And there is a really great High School running back that will be going to USC next year who should probably win the Heisman this year. ;D
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2010 he wins the Lady Bing Trophy and the Daytona 500.
2011 Kentucky Derby and the Boston Marathon
2012 Medal of Honor and Victoria Cross
2013 The Carrington Award http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Carrington_Award
2014 The Star of Kahless form the Klingon Empire http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Star_of_Kahless
2015 Best in Show Westminster Kennel Club/ AKC
2016 National Spelling Bee and the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions
I could go on and on. Ridiculous
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Is that Celebrity Jeopardy or the regular one ;D
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091009/ap_on_re_eu/eu_nobel_peace
"Surprised, humbled Obama awarded Nobel Peace Prize"
We need to tape or TIVO this, we are not likely to see many examples of this arrogant bastards "Humble" act until we get a rope around his scrawny Socialist neck.
PS. I wonder if the "NEW AND IMPROVED" post racial White House still uses Black and Philippine Mess stewards ?
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News Flash: This just in...
TURIN, ITALY – Today in surprise announcement scientists have just published findings that the image revealed on the Shroud of Turin is that of US President Barack H. Obama.
Modern science has completed hundreds of thousands of hours of detailed study and intense research on the Shroud. It is, in fact, the single most studied artifact in human history, and we know more about it today than we ever have before.
Scientists said that, “After all these centuries of research it just suddenly became crystal clear.”
The scientific consensus was made just twelve (12) days into the Obama Presidency. One scientist was heard to say, “I’m surprised it took us that long!”
The Shroud is kept in the royal chapel of the Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist in Turin, Italy.
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News Flash: This just in...
TURIN, ITALY – Today in surprise announcement scientists have just published findings that the image revealed on the Shroud of Turin is that of US President Barack H. Obama.
Modern science has completed hundreds of thousands of hours of detailed study and intense research on the Shroud. It is, in fact, the single most studied artifact in human history, and we know more about it today than we ever have before.
Scientists said that, “After all these centuries of research it just suddenly became crystal clear.”
The scientific consensus was made just twelve (12) days into the Obama Presidency. One scientist was heard to say, “I’m surprised it took us that long!”
The Shroud is kept in the royal chapel of the Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist in Turin, Italy.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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2010 he wins the Lady Bing Trophy and the Daytona 500.
2011 Kentucky Derby and the Boston Marathon
2012 Medal of Honor and Victoria Cross
2013 The Carrington Award http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Carrington_Award
2014 The Star of Kahless form the Klingon Empire http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Star_of_Kahless
2015 Best in Show Westminster Kennel Club/ AKC
2016 National Spelling Bee and the Jeopardy Tournament of Champions
I could go on and on. Ridiculous
Now that is funny. Hell even Jimmy Carter actually DID something.
FQ13
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News Flash, this just in…
THE TEMPLE ON EARTH – Today it was announced that US President Barack H. Obama is the legendary Fifth Element.
The legend is that every five thousand years, in conjunction with a planetary alignment, a 'Great Evil' appears whose purpose is to destroy all life as we know it. The only weapon capable of defeating the Great Evil, is a collection of four stones representing the Classical Elements (wind, earth fire and water) placed in a specific order in the Temple and combined with the heretofore unknown Fifth Element.
Today in the Temple, the four Classical Elements were united with Barack H. Obama. An observer exclaimed, "When they united the four stones with the President a very intense light, it was a Divine Light I guess, emanated from his eyes and mouth!"
This Divine Light immediately defeated the Great Evil as well as solved world hunger, world poverty, climate change and all pestilence. In addition, peace has come to Israelis and Palestinians, Iran has dismantled all nuclear facilities, Osama bin Laden surrendered and Al Qaida has become an ACORN affiliate.
North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il, was heard to say, “I have to hand it to Obama, all this time I thought it was me.”
President Obama said, “I always knew I was special so I’m not entirely surprised by the fact that I am the Fifth Element, but I am deeply humbled by the honor.”
Obama said he was working to end the war in Iraq and "to confront a ruthless adversary that directly threatens the American people and our allies" in Afghanistan. He added, “I guess defeating the Great Evil kind of tops that, huh?”
In related news ABC just announced that President Barack H. Obama has won ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.
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News Flash, this just in…
THE TEMPLE ON EARTH – Today it was announced that US President Barack H. Obama is the legendary Fifth Element.
The legend is that every five thousand years, in conjunction with a planetary alignment, a 'Great Evil' appears whose purpose is to destroy all life as we know it. The only weapon capable of defeating the Great Evil, is a collection of four stones representing the Classical Elements (wind, earth fire and water) placed in a specific order in the Temple and combined with the heretofore unknown Fifth Element.
Today in the Temple, the four Classical Elements were united with Barack H. Obama. An observer exclaimed, "When they united the four stones with the President a very intense light, it was a Divine Light I guess, emanated from his eyes and mouth!"
This Divine Light immediately defeated the Great Evil as well as solved world hunger, world poverty, climate change and all pestilence. In addition, peace has come to Israelis and Palestinians, Iran has dismantled all nuclear facilities, Osama bin Laden surrendered and Al Qaida has become an ACORN affiliate.
North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il, was heard to say, “I have to hand it to Obama, all this time I thought it was me.”
President Obama said, “I always knew I was special so I’m not entirely surprised by the fact that I am the Fifth Element, but I am deeply humbled by the honor.”
Obama said he was working to end the war in Iraq and "to confront a ruthless adversary that directly threatens the American people and our allies" in Afghanistan. He added, “I guess defeating the Great Evil kind of tops that, huh?”
In related news ABC just announced that President Barack H. Obama has won ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.
I've just blew beer out my nose! Keep them coming!
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News Flash, this just in…
THE TEMPLE ON EARTH – Today it was announced that US President Barack H. Obama is the legendary Fifth Element.
The legend is that every five thousand years, in conjunction with a planetary alignment, a 'Great Evil' appears whose purpose is to destroy all life as we know it. The only weapon capable of defeating the Great Evil, is a collection of four stones representing the Classical Elements (wind, earth fire and water) placed in a specific order in the Temple and combined with the heretofore unknown Fifth Element.
Today in the Temple, the four Classical Elements were united with Barack H. Obama. An observer exclaimed, "When they united the four stones with the President a very intense light, it was a Divine Light I guess, emanated from his eyes and mouth!"
This Divine Light immediately defeated the Great Evil as well as solved world hunger, world poverty, climate change and all pestilence. In addition, peace has come to Israelis and Palestinians, Iran has dismantled all nuclear facilities, Osama bin Laden surrendered and Al Qaida has become an ACORN affiliate.
North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il, was heard to say, “I have to hand it to Obama, all this time I thought it was me.”
President Obama said, “I always knew I was special so I’m not entirely surprised by the fact that I am the Fifth Element, but I am deeply humbled by the honor.”
Obama said he was working to end the war in Iraq and "to confront a ruthless adversary that directly threatens the American people and our allies" in Afghanistan. He added, “I guess defeating the Great Evil kind of tops that, huh?”
In related news ABC just announced that President Barack H. Obama has won ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.
Miracles are one thing , but I think even "the O" would be tested by that one.
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Now that is funny. Hell even Jimmy Carter actually DID something.
FQ13
Yeah, Hegave away the Panama Canal.
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One more...This just in...
NEW YORK In an unexpected announcement today Major League Baseball announced that US President, Barack H. Obama, is the combined National and American Leagues 2009 through 2019 Cy Young, MVP, Batting Champion, Home Run Champion, RBI Champion, Closer of the year, Manager of the Year Rookie of the Year and Roberto Clemente Man of the Year.
In making the announcement Baseball Commissioner Allan Huber "Bud" Selig said, We know that President Barack H. Obama doesnt play baseball, hell he might not even like baseball. However, if he did play baseball pro-ball Im sure he would win all these awards. We just wanted to get out in front on this one
He added, We might even extend these awards another 10 to 20 years but we dont want to rush into that decision. We will have to take it as it comes. We are having a meeting on it next week.
Mr. Selig also added at the press conference a surprise announcement, In addition to the awards previously mentioned we will immediately induct President Obama into the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY.
President Obama was caught coming off the 18th green after playing a round of golf with North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il. One reporter from Fox News asked Obama, Arent you a little taken aback by these awards?
President Obama said, I love baseball, didnt you see me throw that strike at the All-Star game in St. Louis this year?
Another Reporter asked, Mr. President how was your golf game, today? Obama replied, I beat Kim today, It was close but he finally shot a two on that last par five.
In a related story, Mr. Selig said he would look into assertions that the Chicago White Sox actually won the American Leagues Central Division.
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I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE......ROTF, SPEWING SPITTLE....
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I put this on another thread, but should have put it here. I heard a radio news story a few minutes ago in regards to bHo winning the NPP. In the story bHo was refered to as the "global messiah". I guess just one more of the many titles and awards bestowed on his greatness.
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Is that Celebrity Jeopardy or the regular one ;D
eric.....you can really be funny at times and this IS one of the them. I laughed so hard I cried. You are on fire today. Geeez, I'm still laughing. Thank You so much.
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eric.....you can really be funny at times and this IS one of the them. I laughed so hard I cried. You are on fire today. Geeez, I'm still laughing. Thank You so much.
Watch as Wolf Blitzer gets his ass handed to him on celebrity jeopardy:
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/09/18/video-the-obligatory-wolf-blitzer-utterly-destroyed-on-celebrity-jeopardy-clip/
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LOL! Beat down by Andy Richter!
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BHO: "Um..ah...I'll, ah, take.....uh....'What am I going to win next......for.....ah...2000, Alex."
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Is that Celebrity Jeopardy or the regular one ;D
The only way he could win is if he went up against Wolf Blitzer and chris "I have a tingle up my leg" matthews
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The only way he could win is if he went up against Wolf Blitzer and chris "I have a tingle up my leg" matthews
It all depends on if the teleprompter is giving good answers or not.
"Do I read from the screen labeled Jokes or Answers?"
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News Flash
This just in
OSLO, NORWAY, Oct. 10 Once again in a surprise move today, Thorbjorn Jagland, the chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee appeared for an early announcement of the 2010 Nobel Peace prize winner.
The reporters gathered in Oslo, hanging on every word as the chairman uttered the name of next year's winner. The winner of the 2010 Nobel Prize for Peace is...US President, Barack H. Obama, said Jagland.
He continued to say, explaining the selection, We know that not much has changed since yesterday but the committee is even more confident today that Barack Obama is contributing to improve the international climate, to strengthen the international bodies such as the UN for instance. All while continuing to weaken Americas economy, military, individual liberty and influence in the world. The committee wants to, not only endorse, but contribute to enhancing that kind of international policy and the attitudes which he stands for.
Just hours after the announcement, President Obama appeared at the White House rose garden for a brief statement of acceptance.
He said, "The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact you like me. Right now, you like me!"
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Oh .. and making jokes about 0bummer is too easy. Here's a guy who has failed miserably despite all of the HopeyChangey hype and owning both Houses of Congress, every thug dictator in the world is building nuclear missiles to fire at us, he bows down to Saudi kings and goes on his world apology tour, goes to Copenhagen while soldiers are dying because he "needs longer" to read the request for more troops than he did to choose a damn dog and loses the Olympics, the dollar is worth less every day because he ordered the printing presses to go full bore back in January to pay for his job-losing "stimulus," his Cap & Tax fiasco will put the final nail in the U.S. economy and create more wealth in China and India, .. and yet he secured to Nobel Peace Prize?!
Well good .. now he's permanently lumped in with losers like Algoron and Jimmy Carter! Congrats.
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Oh .. and making jokes about 0bummer is too easy. Here's a guy who has failed miserably despite all of the HopeyChangey hype and owning both Houses of Congress, every thug dictator in the world is building nuclear missiles to fire at us, he bows down to Saudi kings and goes on his world apology tour, goes to Copenhagen while soldiers are dying because he "needs longer" to read the request for more troops than he did to choose a damn dog and loses the Olympics, the dollar is worth less every day because he ordered the printing presses to go full bore back in January to pay for his job-losing "stimulus," his Cap & Tax fiasco will put the final nail in the U.S. economy and create more wealth in China and India, .. and yet he secured to Nobel Peace Prize?!
Well good .. now he's permanently lumped in with losers like Algoron and Jimmy Carter! Congrats.
Comment of the day award!
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It gets worse....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sraqNvbC7oo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sraqNvbC7oo)
...in the new Super Special Collectors Edition, Lucas edits out Luke and puts Obama in his place....
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Fun with photoshop:
Time helps Obama win every other award known to man......
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1929504_1965645,00.html
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Fun with photoshop:
Time helps Obama win every other award known to man......
http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1929504_1965645,00.html
Now THAT was funny (in a depressing kind of way)
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http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1929504_1965657,00.html
Notice they edited out the guy picking his nose ? ;D
(http://imgur.com/Bq0x9.jpg)