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Title: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 09, 2009, 02:02:30 PM: Oct 8, 9:03 PM EDT

Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer

DALLAS (AP) -- Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

Police said he usually climbs a fence or goes through a gate and either dances naked or jumps in a swimming pool naked. Police said he also has danced naked on top of a backyard air conditioning unit.

Police said they're looking for a pudgy man who is about 6 feet tall and covers his face while dancing.

Dallas Police Senior Cpl. Janice Crowther said police want to catch him before it escalates into something worse.

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Information from: The Dallas Morning News, http://www.dallasnews.com ;D
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: shooter32 on October 09, 2009, 02:06:33 PM: Here he is.. :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5j3P3tPfSo

;D
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: Pathfinder on October 09, 2009, 03:19:33 PM: Quote from: shooter32 on October 09, 2009, 02:06:33 PM
Here he is.. :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5j3P3tPfSo

;D

I just threw up. Not in my mouth - all over the floor. Geez, some people just have no self-respect.
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: Hazcat on October 09, 2009, 05:50:52 PM: Quote from: Pathfinder on October 09, 2009, 03:19:33 PM
I just threw up. Not in my mouth - all over the floor. Geez, some people just have no self-respect.

Thanks, Path. I didn't watch due to your remark. ;)
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 09, 2009, 06:05:02 PM: I've been searching for funny or optomistic headlines to post. God knows we need them right now. I thought this was a funny story. Hey Benny.....how tall are you? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: philw on October 09, 2009, 06:12:11 PM: Quote from: shooter32 on October 09, 2009, 02:06:33 PM
Here he is.. :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5j3P3tPfSo

;D

are you sure I thought this bloke was getting out more

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJlPEHL85Ig&feature=related
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: twyacht on October 09, 2009, 06:30:24 PM: Dallas Police have pulled out all the stops to get this guy, they have of, course unleashed the beast...

Fat dancer stands NO chance,....

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/NewPicture13.jpg)

Against THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 09, 2009, 10:49:55 PM: This guy really is the perfect criminal. You'd be laughing or vomiting too hard to go for a gun or call 911. Its like that woman in Tx a few years back that robbed a bunch of gas stations bare assed naked. Not a single clerk could describe her face ;D (and I'm not making that one up either). Problem is, he's going to choose someone's house who owns a rottweiler, and it will not end pretty.
FQ13
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 09, 2009, 10:54:02 PM: Reminds me of a song........

Now how did it go?.....

Oh, yeah........"The Haz went down to Texas, just to shake his ass around....."

Hey, Haz, M'ette lives in Kansas.................you missed. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 09, 2009, 11:06:53 PM: Quote from: PegLeg45 on October 09, 2009, 10:54:02 PM
Hey, Haz, M'ette lives in Kansas.................you missed. ;D ;D ;D ;D
She won't. I'd stick with Texas, its safer. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer
Post by: SwoopSJ on October 09, 2009, 11:44:24 PM: Well, if the previously mentioned rottweiler or ticked off home owner doesn't end this guy's streaking spree a fence will. Every time I imagine myself climbing over a fence naked, it doesn't end well. :'( That would be a long trip to the hospital... even if its just across the street.