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Title: Differences
Post by: Bill Stryker on October 09, 2009, 02:53:54 PM
I don't think I've ever seen the differences explained any better....
 
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, they don’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don’t eat meat. If a liberal is, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life. If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his. 
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 09, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
 No comments are needed. That pretty well says it all.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: Hazcat on October 09, 2009, 02:56:58 PM
I'm stealing that, Bill!
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: ericire12 on October 09, 2009, 03:16:09 PM
No comments are needed. That pretty well says it all.

+1
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: twyacht on October 09, 2009, 06:33:01 PM
Spot on Bill.

Thanks.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: Johnny Bravo on October 09, 2009, 11:56:38 PM
I'm stealing that, Bill!

+1 Thanks Bill but I'm not stealing it. I'm just going to borrow it for a long time.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: Dakotaranger on October 10, 2009, 12:02:14 AM
That's great, but I beg an indulgence.  There is one more thing:  A Conservative will die fighting for what they believe in, a liberal will sue, legislate, guilt everyone else into giving up their freedom.

Like this guy:  http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/politics/national/stories/DN-texaswarming_07pro.ART.State.Edition1.4c39379.html

If he was serious about reducing carbon emmisions he would quit breathing.  Because he refuses it makes him a hypocrite
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 10, 2009, 10:56:11 AM
Like the "Peace" hypocrites, They protest and have their "Vigils" in America, where war has secured their right to be stupid. A country that basically wants every one to get along.
If they were sincere they would protest against Irans demand for the destruction of Israel, or N Korea's nukes.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: 2HOW on October 10, 2009, 02:05:51 PM
Good one Bill , Im stealing also.  ;D
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: alfsauve on October 10, 2009, 02:52:09 PM
+1 Bill
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: Big Frank on October 10, 2009, 10:33:51 PM
Good one Bill.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 10, 2009, 11:09:02 PM
Very good summation of the current situation, Bill.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: Bill Stryker on October 14, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
I have been away hunting and exercising my rights. So, I am late replying.
Please take the whole riff and do with it as you please with my complements.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 14, 2009, 10:32:26 PM
I have been away hunting and exercising my rights. So, I am late replying.
Please take the whole riff and do with it as you please with my complements.

Thanks......and did ya kill anything?
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: Bill Stryker on October 16, 2009, 06:59:01 PM
Yes, Woodcock but no Pats. Too many leaves still up, but my dog and I did see 10 pats. I shot at two and got two trees.

We will see again next week.
Title: Re: Differences
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 16, 2009, 09:56:45 PM
Yes, Woodcock but no Pats. Too many leaves still up, but my dog and I did see 10 pats. I shot at two and got two trees.

We will see again next week.

Well, at least you hit something.   ;)

Good luck next time.