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Title: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: ericire12 on October 16, 2009, 06:24:31 PM: Drunkest guy ever tries to buy beer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: philw on October 16, 2009, 06:31:15 PM: Quote from: ericire12 on October 16, 2009, 06:24:31 PM
Drunkest guy ever tries to buy beer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5i4A1zgA

hahha

I saw that yesterday at work can not blame a bloke for trying hahaha

note to self get more beer first ... ;D
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: twyacht on October 16, 2009, 07:13:54 PM: We tried to tell him,,..

An 18 pack before noon was a bad idea, but NOOOOOOOOO,....

:P
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: Big Frank on October 16, 2009, 07:14:18 PM: Yeah man, you need more beer. ::)
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 16, 2009, 07:24:06 PM: Hope he gets toilet paper for his ole lady too.
Cuz she's gonna SH!T when he stumbles through the door ;D
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: brosometal on October 16, 2009, 08:05:49 PM: He needs LIFE ALERT!

"Help! I've fallen (in the beer isle) and I can't get up.
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: Ichiban on October 16, 2009, 08:12:56 PM: Obviously too drunk to have walked to the store - I bet he drove.
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 16, 2009, 08:17:10 PM: Quote from: Ichiban on October 16, 2009, 08:12:56 PM
Obviously too drunk to have walked to the store - I bet he drove.

WHOOPIE, there's a depressing dose of reality.
Ichiban is right , this chump drove there >:(
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: twyacht on October 16, 2009, 08:21:20 PM: If it was filmed in Burke County, NC, drunkest drives rule applies.. :-\
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: fightingquaker13 on October 16, 2009, 11:09:21 PM: Quote from: twyacht on October 16, 2009, 08:21:20 PM
If it was filmed in Burke County, NC, drunkest drives rule applies.. :-\
That was going to be my point. His buddy who did drive probably sent him in as he appeared to be the soberest one in the car. :o
FQ13
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 17, 2009, 12:02:31 AM: Quote from: brosometal on October 16, 2009, 08:05:49 PM
He needs LIFE ALERT!

"Help! I've fallen (in the beer isle) and I can't get up.

ROFLOL!!! ;D

You KNOW he was saying. "Just help me get back to my car. I'll be fine from there." :o

The store clerk should have told him. "You just sold me that car for five bucks! Here, sign the title over." ;D
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: Woody on October 17, 2009, 01:34:58 PM: I just e-mailed this to some friends, and with a keyboard disclaimer. Please move all liquid items away from the keyboard. Best drunk video ever award! Thanks, I now laugh every five minutes and can't stop!
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: Teresa Heilevang on October 17, 2009, 01:49:22 PM: I passed it on too.. Lord it is so pitiful.. but I laughed so hard! Poor bastards legs just wouldn't work.. feet sliding all over the floor trying to get up.. hahaha
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: crusader rabbit on October 17, 2009, 03:15:38 PM: I think this looks more like a dose of GHB--the date rape drug--you lose your legs real quick with that drug. I mean, I have been in my cups in the past, but I fall asleep in the corner long before something like this can happen.
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 17, 2009, 06:00:46 PM: At that age if you fall asleep in the corner you are liable to be stapled, or duct taped there. Or become an "art" project ;D
Title: Re: I'm not as think as you drunk I am
Post by: brosometal on October 17, 2009, 06:55:50 PM: I think I've discovered the problem. All excess fluids are stored in the back of the head. The excess here created a heavier back of the head throwing off a normally agile drinker. He just needs to drill a hole at base of his skull allowing all future excesses drain harmlessly away.