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Title: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Hazcat on October 21, 2009, 01:55:30 PM: http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/20/anvil-shooting-using.html
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ericire12 on October 21, 2009, 02:10:30 PM: I think that breaks rule #5 ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Hazcat on October 21, 2009, 02:12:49 PM: Rules!? We don't need no steekin rules!

(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p78/hazcater/Fun%20Stuff/badges.png)

;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: crusader rabbit on October 21, 2009, 02:19:05 PM: Haz, I don't know where you find these things ;) they sure are cool. We ought to try something similar with the green truck and the VW. What d'ya think?
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ericire12 on October 21, 2009, 02:22:23 PM: Quote from: crusader rabbit on October 21, 2009, 02:19:05 PM
Haz, I don't know where you find these things

The Firearm Blog:
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2009/10/21/blasting-anvils-into-the-air-with-blackpowder/

*Hey you look like the guy in that video!
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 21, 2009, 02:25:47 PM: "World Champion" no less! ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 21, 2009, 02:26:40 PM: Count me in !!!

Should she have collected dental records from all of us before she left ;)
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Hazcat on October 21, 2009, 02:28:03 PM: Quote from: crusader rabbit on October 21, 2009, 02:19:05 PM
Haz, I don't know where you find these things ;) they sure are cool. We ought to try something similar with the green truck and the VW. What d'ya think?

Wait a sec there Cuz, how bout we use an Explorer and a Nissan? ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ericire12 on October 21, 2009, 02:29:00 PM: Here is a story on the guy:
http://www.riverfronttimes.com/2009-10-21/news/aint-rocket-science-people-talk-about-joy-sex-dont-last-nothin-shootin-anvils/

(http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e14/4008447.47.jpg)

"It's a whole lot of fun! People talk about the joy of sex, but it don't last nothin' like shootin' anvils."

Exit Question: Where does one buy and anvil? Oh, wait.... I'm gonna need two!
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ericire12 on October 21, 2009, 02:35:41 PM: Here is a good one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_c0B00Ax3w&feature=related

Doh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9isw0fKXAE&feature=related
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Badgersmilk on October 21, 2009, 02:37:37 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csjji2BDj10&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9RYBcWljiA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQygBzAdXQw&feature=related

And because this girls just so darn smart... ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfk5YlqrRzw&feature=related
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ericire12 on October 21, 2009, 02:39:53 PM: Quote from: Badgersmilk on October 21, 2009, 02:37:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csjji2BDj10&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9RYBcWljiA&feature=related

Wrong thread
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: crusader rabbit on October 21, 2009, 02:54:15 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on October 21, 2009, 02:28:03 PM
Wait a sec there Cuz, how bout we use an Explorer and a Nissan? ;D

Nah. We'd need too much powder. :-*
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Pathfinder on October 21, 2009, 04:22:03 PM: Damn, this thread didn't take long to get started . . . 8)

Ain't nuthin' here but us boys mis-behavin'
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 21, 2009, 04:23:15 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: PegLeg45 on October 21, 2009, 04:41:12 PM: Quote from: ericire12 on October 21, 2009, 02:35:41 PM
Here is a good one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_c0B00Ax3w&feature=related

Doh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9isw0fKXAE&feature=related

First he did it....then he said it........................... shit, that is. ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: twyacht on October 21, 2009, 06:43:47 PM: Nothing like ingenuity, creative spirit, and of course, black powder.. ;D

I'm thinking about a commode launching contest....
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Hazcat on October 21, 2009, 06:56:26 PM: Quote from: twyacht on October 21, 2009, 06:43:47 PM
Nothing like ingenuity, creative spirit, and of course, black powder.. ;D

I'm thinking about a commode launching contest....

Best be a cast iron one!
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ellis4538 on October 21, 2009, 07:53:49 PM: It's only a violation of Rule #5 if m'ette catches us and we damage something beyond repair!

Richard
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 21, 2009, 08:35:11 PM: Like the tap ... Who the hell broke the tap? Damn it ... If you fess up and bring a new one now all will be forgiven! If not ... M'ette will find you laying on her porch roof with the headless dummy already there!
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: tombogan03884 on October 21, 2009, 08:38:26 PM: Wasn't me, I've been sampling the Bottled beers. ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: sledgemeister on October 22, 2009, 09:53:19 AM: You good ol boys better hope marshellete doesnt see this vid!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8aM9EICGIM

:)
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: shooter32 on October 22, 2009, 10:02:33 AM: Quote from: sledgemeister on October 22, 2009, 09:53:19 AM
You good ol boys better hope marshellete doesnt see this vid!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8aM9EICGIM

:)

From M'ette
I was wondering what the hell?? I knew I hadn't missed. He wasn't running or anything but he was making a B-line to the cliff.. so I did what any red blooded American girl would do to stop him..
I shot him in the ass and blew his balls off.
THAT stopped him!

Rest of the story http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=3148.30
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 22, 2009, 10:07:48 AM: Ooooooooooooooooook ... I'm just going to sit over here with my legs crossed, duct taping the tap back together and picking cheez whiz out of the furniture :-\
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: sledgemeister on October 22, 2009, 10:20:57 AM: Quote from: shooter32 on October 22, 2009, 10:02:33 AM
From M'ette
I was wondering what the hell?? I knew I hadn't missed. He wasn't running or anything but he was making a B-line to the cliff.. so I did what any red blooded American girl would do to stop him..
I shot him in the ass and blew his balls off.
THAT stopped him!

Rest of the story http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=3148.30

Damn mate you could of warned a fella before I made the crack on her FB page about the bondage paddle!!!
As luck would have it I dont know of a rifle that can shoot 15000 miles ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ericire12 on October 22, 2009, 10:22:50 AM: Quote from: sledgemeister on October 22, 2009, 09:53:19 AM
You good ol boys better hope marshellete doesnt see this vid!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8aM9EICGIM

:)

I dont think daddy hugged her enough as a child...... So this is what she is doing now that she is too old to strip ???

*She needs to keep her cl*t flicker off the trigger when she chambers a round...... especially if she is gonna then put her hand in front of the muzzle ::)
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: alfsauve on October 22, 2009, 09:15:20 PM: Don't know why but when I saw this I thought this might be a good place to post it.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=150720137376 (http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=150720137376)
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Hazcat on October 22, 2009, 09:29:08 PM: I don't do facebook.
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: ericire12 on October 22, 2009, 10:13:40 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on October 22, 2009, 09:29:08 PM
I don't do facebook.

+1

No access
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: sledgemeister on October 23, 2009, 09:50:02 AM: Quote from: alfsauve on October 22, 2009, 09:15:20 PM
Don't know why but when I saw this I thought this might be a good place to post it.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=150720137376 (http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=150720137376)

LOL ;D

I liked this one! So eager to please her man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLfDr9eQktM
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: Timothy on October 23, 2009, 09:56:10 AM: Quote from: ericire12 on October 22, 2009, 10:22:50 AM
I dont think daddy hugged her enough as a child...... So this is what she is doing now that she is too old to strip ???

*She needs to keep her cl*t flicker off the trigger when she chambers a round...... especially if she is gonna then put her hand in front of the muzzle ::)

In spite of her ample attributes, her brain ain't one of 'em.
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: MikeBjerum on October 23, 2009, 09:57:21 AM: Quote from: sledgemeister on October 23, 2009, 09:50:02 AM

LOL ;D

I liked this one! So eager to please her man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLfDr9eQktM

We've got one of them in the corner already ... the pole ... not her ;D
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: alfsauve on October 23, 2009, 07:15:52 PM: Quote from: Hazcat on October 22, 2009, 09:29:08 PM
I don't do facebook.

Sorry didn't realize that you had to have a facebook account to view a single video.

Here it is on YouTube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DctVteQDRIM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DctVteQDRIM)
Title: Re: Something to do while M'ette is away!
Post by: blackwolfe on October 24, 2009, 02:39:31 PM: Quote from: m58 on October 21, 2009, 08:35:11 PM
Like the tap ... Who the hell broke the tap? Damn it ... If you fess up and bring a new one now all will be forgiven! If not ... M'ette will find you laying on her porch roof with the headless dummy already there!

Quote from: m58 on October 22, 2009, 10:07:48 AM
Ooooooooooooooooook ... I'm just going to sit over here with my legs crossed, duct taping the tap back together and picking cheez whiz out of the furniture :-\

Don't need to worry about a broken tap. All you need to do to get the beer out of the keg is woop like an Indian as you jump off the roof with a hatchet and chop a hole in the bottom of the keg to pour the beer out. M'Ette wont see the hole in the bottom and niether will the store clerk when you return it for the deposit. Although it is a little tough to haul the keg back when your on crutches from leaping off the roof.