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Title: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: twyacht on November 05, 2009, 05:10:34 AM
New/old weapon against insurgents.

Hiding in a known bear cave??? Darwin Candidates?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8339549.stm

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say.


Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989.

Bodies found

The militants had made their hideout in a cave which was actually the bear's den, said police officer Farooq Ahmed.


The dead have been identified as Mohammad Amin alias Qaiser, and Bashir Ahmed alias Saifullah.

News of the attack emerged when their injured comrade went to a nearby village for treatment.

"Word spread in the village that Qaiser had been killed by the bear," another police officer said.

A joint party of the police and army personnel went into the forest and collected the bodies of the two militants.

Police say they also recovered two Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition from the hideout.



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Nice. :o
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 05, 2009, 11:29:48 AM
 ROFLMAO  ;D

I guess their NOT smarter than your average Bear, Semper Fi Yogi  ;D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Hazcat on November 05, 2009, 11:45:40 AM
Yogi - 2,  Rag heads - 0


;D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: shooter32 on November 05, 2009, 12:33:21 PM
Give Yogi a medal.. ;D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 05, 2009, 12:49:14 PM
A TACTICAL bear! ;D
FQ13 who regrets that they are hard to carry concealed ;D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: ericire12 on November 05, 2009, 01:02:26 PM
The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise -


"Bring enough gun"

:D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Walter45Auto on November 05, 2009, 02:46:59 PM
"Situational Awareness" would be more appropriate.  ;D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Johnny Bravo on November 05, 2009, 03:32:56 PM
Way to go Mama Bear!! 2 down and more to go.........keep the streak alive.
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Woody on November 05, 2009, 04:30:38 PM
 They had assault rifles, but no brains. Must of been two loose actuator nuts.
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 05, 2009, 05:00:58 PM
I guess they were absent from school the day they taught from the lessons of ol' Mustafa Crockett & Abdul Boone.   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: HAWKFISH on November 05, 2009, 05:34:18 PM
lol. 
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Big Frank on November 05, 2009, 07:02:45 PM
Papa bear said, "Someone's been eating my porridge!", and it wasn't Goldilocks.
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 05, 2009, 07:04:35 PM
Papa bear said, " Someone's been eating my porridge!"

And Momma bear said "I'll fix that yellow haired b!tch".  ;D
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Badgersmilk on November 05, 2009, 07:07:45 PM
Posted in the "Hiking with handguns" thread, but it applies here to.  ;)

Read all of it.

(http://i703.photobucket.com/albums/ww40/BigCheeseStick/securedownload.jpg?t=1257440113)
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Jackel on November 05, 2009, 08:10:26 PM
tards


(http://shakageek.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/75990_crazy-taliban.jpg)
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: twyacht on November 05, 2009, 08:44:11 PM
Would have taken more than a couple rounds from their AK's , IF they would have had the time to get to them....

NOT!!!

(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/IMG_1021.jpg)

Asiatic Black Bear. Cute & Fuzzy This Achmed Muhammad!!!

Insurgent Whoop Ass Machine!!!


Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: fightingquaker13 on November 05, 2009, 08:46:17 PM
This one looks well fed. Must be on guard duty at Gitmo. ;D
FQ13
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: ericire12 on November 06, 2009, 03:17:39 AM
Worst martyrdom evah!
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: ericire12 on November 06, 2009, 03:18:13 AM
I guess Osama was wrong when he said they would never be shit
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 06, 2009, 12:45:02 PM
Worst martyrdom evah!

Yeah, I wonder what their reward is for that?

Instead of 72 virgins and rivers of honey, do they get washed-up hookers and a case pf PBR?
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 06, 2009, 04:29:45 PM
I hope the Bear is OK.
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Hazcat on November 06, 2009, 04:31:06 PM
I hope the Bear is OK.

(http://www.smileyx.com/smilies/2erOBh1.gif)
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: Neon Knight Anubis on November 06, 2009, 05:06:12 PM
Too bad it was born on foreign soil, he/she would be a big improvement over the guy we have to depend on now to deal with terrorists. 5 to 1 odds, 2 kills, not bad odds by any standard.
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 06, 2009, 05:24:56 PM
I hope the Bear is OK.

Probably depends on whether he swallowed the turban and the flip-flops.
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: ratcatcher55 on November 06, 2009, 05:28:51 PM
It was a secret. Bearborne Rangers Very hush hush!

http://www.zazzle.com/bearborne_rangers_ringer_tshirt-235537452681203636

Hibernating cell, even more secure than sleeper cells. Hide all winter, go active in the spring, can live off the land.
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: PegLeg45 on November 06, 2009, 05:34:17 PM
It was a secret. Bearborne Rangers Very hush hush!

http://www.zazzle.com/bearborne_rangers_ringer_tshirt-235537452681203636

Hibernating cell, even more secure than sleeper cells. Hide all winter, go active in the spring, can live off the land.

Good one.......... would that make him an "Air Assault Bruin"?
Title: Re: Bear Kills Insurgents. Deserves Medal
Post by: alfsauve on November 06, 2009, 08:04:29 PM
I guess they were absent from school the day they taught from the lessons of ol' Mustafa Crockett & Abdul Boone.   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

And don't forget my hero,  Jamil Bowie  ;D


UH.... I think we've found a new way to fight this war.  Round up bunches of predators...bears, big cats, rattlesnakes and moccasins and transplant them.   Remove troops......let nature takes its course.