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Title: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: ericire12 on November 17, 2009, 12:10:18 PM
From a review for 9mm Guardian Gold ammo on Midway:

http://www.midwayusa.com/viewProduct/?productNumber=651683
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Jason Balzen of kerrville, tx            Date posted: 11/8/2009

I love this product. I shot my hand at point blank range and it blew a huge hole in my hand. It also blew out my left ear drum. Its a very strong round. Be careful and make sure you weapon is unloaded before u clean it.

I mean, I think it is important to test your carry ammo.... but come on! ;D




* http://msn.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?extra_listing=mixed&form_mode=opt_a&post_back=0&firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=Jason&name=Balzen&city_zip=kerrville&state_id=TX&localtime=survey
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: Walter45Auto on November 17, 2009, 12:52:35 PM
I'm not sure what to say to that.....
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 17, 2009, 12:54:16 PM
Cough Glock cough cough  ;D

What dumbass.
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: Johnny Bravo on November 17, 2009, 01:14:58 PM
Unbelievable!! How embarrasing and what a dumbass! What a review.
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: cooptire on November 17, 2009, 01:24:29 PM
I'm speechless............. man oh man.    ::)
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: Badgersmilk on November 17, 2009, 01:42:27 PM
From a review for 9mm Guardian Gold ammo on Midway:

http://www.midwayusa.com/viewProduct/?productNumber=651683
I mean, I think it is important to test your carry ammo.... but come on! ;D




* http://msn.whitepages.com/search/FindPerson?extra_listing=mixed&form_mode=opt_a&post_back=0&firstname_begins_with=1&firstname=Jason&name=Balzen&city_zip=kerrville&state_id=TX&localtime=survey

That's an astoundingly creepy site...  Very happy to see their info. on me and my family was sketchy and well out of date.   :)
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: ericire12 on November 17, 2009, 01:50:33 PM
That's an astoundingly creepy site...  Very happy to see their info. on me and my family was sketchy and well out of date.   :)

I just figured someone might want to give him a call and see how he is doing
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: Badgersmilk on November 17, 2009, 01:57:36 PM
Probably getting ready to try out a new set of sights on his foot.

(http://vmtranscripts.com/uploads/images/302/1758.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: brosometal on November 17, 2009, 02:57:50 PM
The phone number and the map via the bottom link was the icing on the cake.  Are there any close neighbors?  If so, be on the lookout for errant 9mm fire...
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: pequin06 on November 17, 2009, 03:26:58 PM
That was a helpful review
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: Big Frank on November 17, 2009, 07:25:26 PM
If I want a huge hole in my hand I know what ammo to get.  ;)
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: david86440 on November 17, 2009, 07:32:59 PM
 I just bought a couple boxes of the Guardian Gold from Midway last week in .40 S&W.

I'm glad to see the range report on it.   8)
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: twyacht on November 17, 2009, 07:53:33 PM
(http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm182/twyacht/GomerPyle.gif)

Needs to learn the fundamentals of gun safety first.....

Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: MAUSERMAN on November 18, 2009, 06:21:10 PM
What a dumbass. Why would you tell the world that you just blew your hand off?
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 18, 2009, 06:44:47 PM
What a dumbass. Why would you tell the world that you just blew your hand off?

If you are dumb enough to shoot yourself in the hand your dumb enough to tell the world about it .
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: Woody on November 18, 2009, 08:26:59 PM
If you are dumb enough to shoot yourself in the hand your dumb enough to tell the world about it .

^^+1 LOL
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: brosometal on November 18, 2009, 08:57:41 PM
Maybe this fella is smarter than us all. 

Is it possible he has used a bit of chicanery to draw attention both to a product he supports and need to follow 4 certain rules by using a bit of self deprecating humor?  I think we need a poll...
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 18, 2009, 09:22:34 PM
Is this guy a dumb ass or an advertising genius ?
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: wisconsin on November 18, 2009, 10:10:05 PM
And the dumbass list goes on.
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: brosometal on November 18, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
That is Smart Donkey to you, sir!
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: tombogan03884 on November 18, 2009, 11:23:54 PM
That is Smart Donkey to you, sir!

 NO way, You are and always will be THE one and only "Smart Donkey" the rest are just poor imitations.
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: david86440 on November 19, 2009, 12:04:54 AM
We need a volunteer to call and interview him.

then post the facts.............
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: seeker_two on November 19, 2009, 05:09:24 AM
Is this guy a dumb ass or an advertising genius ?

One does not exclude the other....
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: bulldog75 on November 21, 2009, 04:53:54 PM
What is messed up with that is that 39 found his info helpful and 4 did not. WTF 

39 suicidal people found it helpful.

4 shit for brains did not.
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: Big Frank on November 21, 2009, 05:42:59 PM
He can cover his eyes with his hands and still see.
Title: Re: *** Here is your laugher for the day ***
Post by: ericire12 on November 21, 2009, 05:44:58 PM
This guy is his brother:
http://www.downrange.tv/forum/index.php?topic=5252.0

;D