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Flying Dragon Productions ( Michael Bane ) => Shooting Gallery on Outdoor Channel => Topic started by: ericire12 on March 03, 2010, 10:12:16 AM

Title: If I hear it one more time I think I might puke
Post by: ericire12 on March 03, 2010, 10:12:16 AM
"We all know from reading the gun magazines that REAL men wear 1911s even when they are in the shower"
-Michael Bane


Seriously, Bane, its time to let that one go. That horse has given up the ghost, buddy.  ;) ;D
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Post by: tombogan03884 on March 03, 2010, 11:04:05 AM
Steel guns are real guns  ;D
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Post by: Hazcat on March 03, 2010, 11:11:24 AM
Steel WHEEL guns are real guns  ;D

;)
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Post by: shooter32 on March 03, 2010, 11:15:54 AM
Steel Wheel guns are real guns  ;D

+1
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Post by: bulldog75 on March 03, 2010, 02:53:52 PM


+1
    +1
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Post by: seeker_two on March 03, 2010, 05:40:35 PM
BLUED STEEL WHEEL guns are real guns  ;D

Fixed for all of y'all....  ;D
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Post by: tt11758 on March 04, 2010, 03:52:21 PM
"We all know from reading the gun magazines that REAL men wear 1911s even when they are in the shower"
-Michael Bane


Seriously, Bane, its time to let that one go. That horse has given up the ghost, buddy.  ;) ;D


Real men DO carry 1911's. although I've never carried mine in the shower.  No place to attach the holster, doncha know.   ;D
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Post by: PegLeg45 on March 04, 2010, 03:59:02 PM

Real men DO carry 1911's. although I've never carried mine in the shower.  No place to attach the holster, doncha know.   ;D

I've never carried mine 'into' the shower, but I have kept it on the tank lid of the toilet (next to the shower) while I was in the shower.
 ;D
Around 15 years ago, I briefly dated a nice lady who just happened to live in a bad neighborhood.
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Post by: ericire12 on June 03, 2010, 10:03:43 PM
***Bump***
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Post by: PegLeg45 on June 03, 2010, 10:08:31 PM
***Bump***

A little bored there, ye olde "Sharp-stick Ninja"?

 ;D
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Post by: ericire12 on June 04, 2010, 07:54:44 AM
A little bored there, ye olde "Sharp-stick Ninja"?

 ;D

No, Shooting Gallery was a re-run and he said it in that episode...... Its quickly becoming my new "I Like Guns" ;D
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Post by: philw on June 04, 2010, 08:14:03 AM
No, Shooting Gallery was a re-run and he said it in that episode...... Its quickly becoming my new "I Like Guns" ;D


hehe I was about to post that for you  ;D
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Post by: Solus on June 04, 2010, 09:53:26 AM

hehe I was about to post that for you  ;D

Post what???
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Post by: PegLeg45 on June 04, 2010, 11:50:57 AM
No, Shooting Gallery was a re-run and he said it in that episode...... Its quickly becoming my new "I Like Guns" ;D

Missed it today.   ;D

Maybe we can get the Aussie to record a song called "I like to shower with my .45" and then you can have the best of both worlds.
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Post by: tombogan03884 on June 04, 2010, 02:03:36 PM
Angelina Jolie, born June 4 1965 could make that quit the video even if the song doesn't work out.
And she's pro gun  ;D
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Post by: jnevis on June 09, 2010, 08:18:42 PM
Maybe that's why
"We all know from reading the gun magazines that REAL men wear 1911s even when they are in the shower"
-Michael Bane

Maybe that's why Michael was getting man-handled while doing the box drill in the episode tonight with Stag Arms!
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Post by: Timothy on June 09, 2010, 09:03:53 PM
Angelina Jolie, born June 4 1965 could make that quit the video even if the song doesn't work out.
And she's pro gun  ;D

AND a registered independant!  She gets better looking as she ages!
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Post by: tombogan03884 on June 10, 2010, 01:42:51 AM
Too bad about gravity though  ;D
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Post by: Timothy on June 10, 2010, 06:22:17 AM
Too bad about gravity though  ;D

Yea, but it's the law!

 ;D
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Post by: tombogan03884 on June 10, 2010, 11:28:25 AM
Playtex and Victoria's Secret are lobbying to get that law  "bounced" .  ;D
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Post by: mortdooley on January 05, 2011, 07:38:22 AM
 I feel absolutely naked in the shower without mine!
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Post by: MikeBjerum on February 02, 2011, 01:07:55 PM
Got a good chuckle out of a class, at least those that understood it, with a comment on this.

Lead instructor and I both carry 1911's.  He pointed out that his wife complains about him wearing it to bed.  I pointed out that instead of blue like his I carry stainless steel so it doesn't rust in the shower  ;D

Only problem is that my HydroShocks turn green, does anyone know if Critical Defense can stand up to Dial and Head n Shoulders  ;)
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Post by: Solus on February 02, 2011, 01:50:08 PM
The Critical Defense rounds hold up when using a liquid soap rather than bar soap.

For the shampoo, just slide your gun around to center back and wash and rinse your hair bent forward so nothing runs down your back.

If that doesn't work, drape a piece of plastic wrap over the gun.  It allows easier access than a plastic bag.

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Post by: MikeBjerum on February 02, 2011, 03:51:53 PM
The Critical Defense rounds hold up when using a liquid soap rather than bar soap.

For the shampoo, just slide your gun around to center back and wash and rinse your hair bent forward so nothing runs down your back.

If that doesn't work, drape a piece of plastic wrap over the gun.  It allows easier access than a plastic bag.



But most of my hair is on my back.
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Post by: Hazcat on February 02, 2011, 04:50:20 PM
But most of my hair is on my back.

EWWWW,   TMI!

 :P
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Post by: MikeBjerum on February 02, 2011, 05:42:11 PM
EWWWW,   TMI!

 :P


Looks who's talkin'
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Post by: Michael Bane on February 02, 2011, 08:38:42 PM
OK, just for you guys, tonight I'm showering with a Kel -Tec!!!!

mb
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Post by: MikeBjerum on February 02, 2011, 08:42:03 PM
OK, just for you guys, tonight I'm showering with a Kel -Tec!!!!

mb

Just tonight?

Damn, I keep one on a rope ... I'd hate to drop it and have to bend over in the shower  ;)
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Post by: Solus on February 03, 2011, 05:41:09 AM
I sense a "Niche" market here.    SHOWER GUNS!!

Designed to be permanently kept in the shower, ready for use.  Totally rust and corrosion resistant.

Then there will be holsters, also moisture proof, in various configurations for securing to shower curtain rods, shower head or where ever. 

Don't for get magazine carriers and special moisture proof ammo.

Other accessories come to mind.  Non-fogging safety lenses, water/soap resistant hearing protectors....the list goes on...

 
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Post by: tombogan03884 on February 03, 2011, 11:35:51 AM
I sense a "Niche" market here.    SHOWER GUNS!!

Designed to be permanently kept in the shower, ready for use.  Totally rust and corrosion resistant.

Then there will be holsters, also moisture proof, in various configurations for securing to shower curtain rods, shower head or where ever. 

Don't for get magazine carriers and special moisture proof ammo.

Other accessories come to mind.  Non-fogging safety lenses, water/soap resistant hearing protectors....the list goes on...

 

You're to late.
It's called a Glock.  ;D
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Post by: Ichiban on February 03, 2011, 11:44:42 AM
You are sooooo late to this party.  Where have you guys been?

(http://i755.photobucket.com/albums/xx191/saharrold/showergun.jpg)
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Post by: tombogan03884 on February 03, 2011, 11:46:59 AM
Zombies are like phone calls. It's always when you are in the shower or on the throne.  ;D
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Post by: jaybet on February 03, 2011, 12:46:47 PM
 Glock on a rope.
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Post by: Solus on February 03, 2011, 01:29:52 PM
You're to late.
It's called a Glock.  ;D

They are very close.
 
I worked on a G17 that had a rusted extractor plunger.  The plunger was rusted and the channel was full of rust color but it cleaned out and there was no damage to the tennifer finish in the channel.

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Post by: seeker_two on February 03, 2011, 09:24:00 PM
I sense a "Niche" market here.    SHOWER GUNS!!

Designed to be permanently kept in the shower, ready for use.  Totally rust and corrosion resistant.

Then there will be holsters, also moisture proof, in various configurations for securing to shower curtain rods, shower head or where ever. 

Don't for get magazine carriers and special moisture proof ammo.

Other accessories come to mind.  Non-fogging safety lenses, water/soap resistant hearing protectors....the list goes on...

 

Can't wait to see the IDPA stages for this one.....  ;D