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Flying Dragon Productions ( Michael Bane ) => Michael Bane on the Radio => Topic started by: Michael Bane on February 12, 2007, 10:36:46 AM

Title: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: Michael Bane on February 12, 2007, 10:36:46 AM
From DRUDGE (http://www.koat.com/news/10980789/detail.html (http://www.koat.com/news/10980789/detail.html)) comes this stirring and powerful story of talking urinals:
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Talking Urinal Cakes Offer Drinking And Driving Advice

SANTA FE -- New Mexico has taken its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state.
The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.


I'm liking this a lot, because men often have a hard time opening up and talking about those issues that are important to them. I feel like I can talk to a urinal; that I can open up — certainly in more ways than one — without fear.

In fact, I think I'll go talk to my toilet bowl about Anna Nichole Smith...
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: Ted on February 12, 2007, 03:56:07 PM
Wash your hands when you are done.  ;D
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: Middle Man on February 12, 2007, 04:13:48 PM
I assume it was a scant conversation...
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: Pathfinder on February 12, 2007, 05:19:41 PM
Quote from: Middle Man on February 12, 2007, 04:13:48 PM
I assume it was a scant conversation...

Was that "scant" or "skank"??
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: jshoulders on February 12, 2007, 11:21:19 PM
I saw it on the news tonight.  The urinal cake said "how you doing big boy"  The announcer said it made him feel inadequate!
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: emitt1 on February 13, 2007, 02:31:09 PM
Only in America......
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: canon6 on February 13, 2007, 03:58:52 PM
OMG I am sorry to say only in America   ,I remember the signs" do not eat the big mints in the urinal"   ;D   Doug
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: BF-109 on February 13, 2007, 08:52:03 PM
Do they offer free coffee with that cake? ::)
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: storm1911 on February 19, 2007, 07:34:01 PM
Is green tea an offering as well ? (sorry)  :o
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: Timmy Jimmy on April 09, 2007, 11:17:41 PM
And we need this because???
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: West Longer on April 22, 2007, 03:49:20 PM

When they come out with one that shakes it for ya, then you got somthing! ;D
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: Pathfinder on April 22, 2007, 07:01:30 PM
Quote from: West Longer on April 22, 2007, 03:49:20 PM
When they come out with one that shakes it for ya, then you got somthing! ;D

Yeah, maybe. But you'll have to pay it $20 every time you whiz.

 ;D
Title: Re: Everybody Needs Somebody to Talk To!
Post by: gunman42782 on April 22, 2007, 10:08:46 PM
Reminds me of the old joke about a Marine and a Army guy taking a leak.  The Army guy washes his hand, the Marine does not.  The Army guy says "they taught us to wash our hands in the Army when we took a leak."  The Marine says, "yeah, well they taught us not to leak on our hands in the Marines!"