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Title: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 15, 2017, 08:00:36 AM
Last Saturday while we were in Chicago for the S-I-L's birthday party, the wives went to a dance recital ... We didn't!  We stayed back to get ready for the party, and of course you need to be able to open beer bottles at a proper party  8)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1NYqWAeY_A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1NYqWAeY_A)
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: TAB on June 15, 2017, 10:10:49 AM
Better use would have been too give it too this bottle opener for your party.https://youtu.be/Hao-HgIbP1s (https://youtu.be/Hao-HgIbP1s)
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Big Frank on June 15, 2017, 12:46:39 PM
Well, that's one way to do it. If you ever need a bottle opener and don't have one, give me the $100 bill and I'll buy you 1/2 dozen openers.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 15, 2017, 02:08:18 PM
TAB - That is great for twist tops, but .... Oh, I've got nothing to go against letting her fight with a regular cap for a while.

jumbofrank - But, I still have the hundred, and I drank the beer  8)  The knife and tongs were the quickest way to open bottles through the night.  I can pop them quicker with either than you can get an opener over the cap.  Still trying to master doing it with the plastic cap on a water bottle.  Watched one guy do it on several bottles, but none of us could master that one.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Timothy on June 15, 2017, 03:00:45 PM
Gotta use the second  knuckle as a fulcrum.  I can open a beer with just about anything.  Too many years behind the bar...
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: alfsauve on June 15, 2017, 03:32:08 PM
No NO NO.

A bottle opener should be part of your EDC.   No need for time consuming "tricks".   

You guys are so...  so... just not hip.
Title: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Timothy on June 15, 2017, 04:27:48 PM
A bottle opener IS part of me EDC, it's called whatever is in my pocket...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170615/c9b47458d1bd55c805a98411e3096324.jpg)

The nicked up end o my Kershaw, fer example!
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Solus on June 15, 2017, 05:22:54 PM
Hook one of the points of the bottle cap on the edge of a table or other sturdy horizontal surface with the bottom of the bottle at the low point and then  rap sharply with side of your fist of the top of the cap

This guy talks enough to allow you to open a case of beer...but he finally gets around to it..

Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: TAB on June 16, 2017, 12:37:02 PM
just a thought, you either are not married or stole that hundy from your wifes purse.   all married men know hundred dollar bills are fake.  her money is her money, my money is her money.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: tombogan03884 on June 16, 2017, 01:39:19 PM
Between the C note or the boobs, the C note is probably far less expensive.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 16, 2017, 01:42:20 PM
Gotta use the second  knuckle as a fulcrum.  I can open a beer with just about anything.  Too many years behind the bar...
The problem with the water bottle is the soft plastic giving way.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 16, 2017, 01:43:38 PM
A bottle opener IS part of me EDC, it's called whatever is in my pocket...(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170615/c9b47458d1bd55c805a98411e3096324.jpg)

The nicked up end o my Kershaw, fer example!
I use up the spine of my knife with the blade closed.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 16, 2017, 01:44:58 PM
Fair warning about using your wedding ring:  If the ring bends while opening the bottle it takes a ring cutter to get it off.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: TAB on June 16, 2017, 01:45:38 PM
Between the C note or the boobs, the C note is probably far less expensive.
always is...has been and will be.


Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 16, 2017, 01:46:42 PM
just a thought, you either are not married or stole that hundy from your wifes purse.   all married men know hundred dollar bills are fake.  her money is her money, my money is her money.

Driving cash!  It had been over six weeks since I was last in Chicago, so I had just over $1,000 in receipts. 
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: TAB on June 16, 2017, 01:54:00 PM
my wife does not  know( and doesn';t want) what I have or make.   I bet she would be pissed if she did know.  very early on in the marriage she asked if we could file jointly. "no"  then we spent the next 2 hours going over just that month of expenses for my construction company.   she had no idea.   Now its several times over worse   ;D
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Big Frank on June 16, 2017, 04:15:57 PM
I used to have 3 Buck Whittaker knives with matching blue aluminum handles but lost one.

The big one was a Revolution with a revolving blade but I lost it. When the blade is closed the other end has a bottle opener and a clip so you can clip it to your belt loop like a carabiner. I found some pictures of it open, closed, and half-way open on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0002VIKDG/ref=cm_sw_r_pi_dp_AMjevb1C5ZJXP

The mid-size one is a Short Approach which I carry with a caribiner on my belt loop or in my pocket depending on my mood. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buck-B752BLX-B-Small-Blue-Approach-Pocket-Knife-NIB-B-752-BLX-NOS-/142339358284?hash=item2124163e4c:g:tLwAAOSw03lY7sWW

The baby of the family is the Metro which isn't much more than a bottle opener with a 1.125" blade. At 1.5 ounces and less than 2.5" overall length it disappears in a pocket. https://www.amazon.com/Buck-Knives-Pocket-Bottle-Opener/dp/B000EI0W74?th=1
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Timothy on June 16, 2017, 07:21:23 PM
I use up the spine of my knife with the blade closed.

Used the Kershaw today at lunch to open a Mexican bottled Sprite!

Tough cap....
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Big Frank on June 16, 2017, 10:40:51 PM
I just opened a Henry's hard soda with a bottle opener that sticks on the fridge door. It's a twist off cap but I don't want to strain my delicate little hands.   ;D   
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 16, 2017, 11:25:33 PM
I just opened a Henry's hard soda with a bottle opener that sticks on the fridge door. It's a twist off cap but I don't want to strain my delicate little hands.   ;D

Weenie!

It's about the journey, not the destination
Title: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Timothy on June 17, 2017, 06:52:08 AM
Years back, after washing damn near every glass we had in the bar on a busy night, my hands looked like prunes, a guy asked me to grab him a brew!  I reached into the cooler, grabbed the Bud, tried to twist off the cap and sliced through the web of my hand when the cap decided it didn't want to twist...

Bloody mess...
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Big Frank on June 17, 2017, 12:00:55 PM
TBH twist off bottle caps do sometimes make a red mark on the web of my hand and hurt just a little but the pain stops almost instantly. Other times it doesn't hurt at all. But if I put my T-shirt over it I get a better grip and it never hurts. I worry about putting a hole in my shirt so I use a bottle opener at home. The wet bottles from the cooler when your hand is wet too are the slippery ones where the shirt really helps. 
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: crusader rabbit on June 18, 2017, 06:17:38 AM
The easiest way I have found to open a beer without an opener or a twist off is a twofold procedure:

1. "Honey, bring me a beer."

2. "Thanks."

Simple, and it works almost every time.

Crusader Rabbit

Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: les snyder on June 18, 2017, 08:00:55 AM
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Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: MikeBjerum on June 18, 2017, 12:49:29 PM
match sponsors are great people... from the Ft Benning 3 Gun match shooters bag... from the nice folks at LaRue Tactical...

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Why don't I ever go to the good matches?  All I ever get at the ones I go to are guns and ammo  :-\
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Timothy on June 18, 2017, 01:02:48 PM
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An Armatoolo?

;)
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Big Frank on June 18, 2017, 01:51:42 PM
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That should work great for twist off caps but what if you have to pry a cap off? Could you use the edges to do it?
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Solus on June 18, 2017, 01:56:08 PM
Here is the opener I find useful.

Twist off, pry off and even a slot to assist with pull tabs..useful if you are doing a lot of them

https://www.amazon.com/RackHound-RH009-Beverage-Opener-Keychain/dp/B00NC6ZQ6W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1497812052&sr=8-1&keywords=bev+key
Title: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Timothy on June 18, 2017, 02:05:25 PM
That should work great for twist off caps but what if you have to pry a cap off? Could you use the edges to do it?

The tail is a bottle opener...
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Big Frank on June 18, 2017, 08:58:42 PM
The tail is a bottle opener...

I was wondering about that. It has an odd shape to it and thought it must work as a bottle opener but wasn't sure how.

ETA: Looking at it again I see the hook of the bottle opener. I didn't even notice it before.
Title: Re: This is what happens when I'm left unsupervised
Post by: Big Frank on June 21, 2017, 02:01:38 PM
I forgot that the multi-tool in my pocket has a bottle opener as well so I don't need to carry one of my bottle opener knives. I was thinking about dropping the Metro in my pocket when I go camping for the 4th of July but I don't need it.