HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only

[Ksail101]

Is this like "hold my beer, watch this" That kind of clever idea ?   

I am just chiming in cause of this comment.

I think this might have been the line my dad used on my mom, before I was made.

Cause I have a few scars and couple good stories cause of me saying those very words.

[tombogan03884]

Another one you want to watch out for is, "Seemed like a good idea at the time ."  Thats the one you wind up using on a Judge or EMT, I bet Gunman1911 has heard it a lot

[tombogan03884]

Any one heard from Hazcat ? His last post was around 6:30 about how good the margaritas were

[twyacht]

Any one heard from Hazcat ? His last post was around 6:30 about how good the margaritas were

He used up one of his lives drinking that potion.

That cat gonna need my hangover potion tomorrow.
You gotta see this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=saqI4RMtLtA

 

[brosometal]

WARNING!

Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following. 

6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate.  Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender

6oz. of your favorite tequila

6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)

3oz. of really cheap white wine

Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”.  However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice) 

DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender.  To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.   

Good luck. 

You may need to work on the phrasing here.  Functionally?  Come on.  You may forget to breathe.

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[Ron J]

Listen y'all!! I am 1.5 pitchers in and it took five minutes to makethis post!

These SOBs are GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They do go down smooth!  Glad you liked them!  Making margaritas, chili and good look'n babies are my specialities.   

[gunman1911]

LORDY!!  I was talking about 250 grain cmj over 20 grains of H110.

That load is for kittys.

[gunman1911]

Another one you want to watch out for is, "Seemed like a good idea at the time ."  Thats the one you wind up using on a Judge or EMT, I bet Gunman1911 has heard it a lot

More like "I'll show you how to stop bad guys here hold my doughnut" and I'll work the AED here hold my beer and watch his a$$ jump!

[Ron J]

Any one heard from Hazcat ? His last post was around 6:30 about how good the margaritas were

Good question.  Is there a "cat watch" on? 

[Hazcat]

Good question.  Is there a "cat watch" on? 

I'm here and I'm sane and sober.    (well as sane and sober as I ever was).