HazCat Memorial Margarita - Adults Only

[brosometal]

Just as long as you warn her to eat before drinking!  For some reason ... and not to sound too sexist ... this is especially true with the women-folk that consume this tasty beverage. 

Now, if you find a woman that is immune to tequila ... you are in for a fun night! 

Mr. J,

I, once again, must take umbrage with your choice of words.  Fun?  Speaking from experience, the tequila immune female will be unforgettable, but fun?  That is a different story.  All I know for sure is that I don't remember and people were shooting me funny looks for quite some time.

[twyacht]

I, once again, must take umbrage with your choice of words.  Fun?Huh?  Speaking from experience, the tequila immune female will be unforgettable, but fun?

Saw a tequila immune female set fire to a 1984 Camaro in Ft. Lauderdale over her "boyfriend". Talk about girl gone wild!

She threw the Cuervo at the car right when the Fire Dept. showed up.

Something I won't forget. 

Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!

I'm sure Marshal'ette likes something more mellow like whiskey.

[Ron J]

twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!


Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.   

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.   

[brosometal]

twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!


Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.   

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.   

I am still laughing at this   Brazilian-ing the boys is not a fun thought. I believe my statement still holds.

[Ron J]

I am still laughing at this   Brazilian-ing the boys is not a fun thought. I believe my statement still holds.

YES! That's why you have to get rid of all the candels!  With some, you may wish to hide road flares too. 

[Sponsor]

[brosometal]

YES! That's why you have to get rid of all the candels!  With some, you may wish to hide road flares too. 

OUCH! shudder to think

[tombogan03884]

twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!


Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.  

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.  

A long time ago, I swore off women who made me wonder about my life insurance. 

[CurrieS103]

A long time ago, I swore off women who made me wonder about my life insurance. 

Good Call!

[Ron J]

twyacht:
Be afraid,,,,,be very afraid..... Of a tequila immune female!


Naw.  Back in 1987, I once met a drop dead gorgeous lady that was completely immune to tequila and a lesbian.  After some Cuervo's Family Reserve (comes in a box and the bottle has a wax top ... hmmmm good), I was able to straighten her out for a couple of hours.   

Here’s the secret.  Now, I know I shouldn’t be telling you all this BUT since you asked, here’s what you got to do. 

When you find that rare woman that is immune to tequila, you have to make sure that leather whips are securely locked up and that you have NO CANDELS in sight.  This is very important … unless you do want your butt kicked and a bad ass Brazilian wax job.   

Check that.  It wasn't Cuervo Family Reserve.  It was Montezuma.  Really cheap stuff ... and it worked without the revenge!  The "good stuff" came a few years later and it involved my wife, a fire pit and a full moon. 

[gunman1911]

 It always the dreaded full moon! I have a lot of experience with this Phenomenon!