Just to narrow it down....it's within 8 days of Hiroshima's date with fame and the month is between the month of "S" and "J" beginning consonants.
"Who is your favorite sports team?", they ask. "The good guys" is a throw off but "Lonesome Losers" works too.
"What high school did you go to?", they ask. "Happy happy high" is an acceptable answer.
"What was your high school mascot?", they ask. "Jellyfish" is out there but so is earthworm.
And regardless, my phone number is always 8-6-7-5-3-0-9 when I check out and don't feel like leaving the goods on the counter. I really hate/like it when the checkout guys asks personal questions when I try to pay with cash...I get to explain that all the goods and services...oh well, you get the picture. Mean and honery are not bad traits at times.
I'm just sayin', ........