There must have been a State of the Union address, or State of the Onion as I sometimes call it. The state of U.S. politics is like something you'd read in The Onion. America's Finest News Source.
Well, now that we all feel soooo much better about the state of our union, might as well blow some money on gun parts and other absolute necessities.
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