(NO JOKE) Wednesday I showed up late for my dental appointment, after I was told on the phone I could go in early if I wanted to. There were several staff and no patients in sight when I got there. I told the hygienist, in front of everyone, that she would have to pull my head out of my ass before she could clean my teeth. That wasn't a first impression I would have planned... but it happened. I wonder if she told the dentist about her having to do an extraction?
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I may have posted this before, because it's been awhile since I figured it out.
Why do men's shirts have the buttons on the right-hand side?
Because most men are right-handed.
Why do women's blouses have the buttons on the left-hand side?
Because most men are right-handed.