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Wives get weird..
« on: November 23, 2012, 10:26:38 AM »
This time of year finds my darling wife stopping by a couple of my hang-outs a little more often than usual to take a break from whatever it is she finds to do all day.

 On occasion one or two of my female acquaintances, who may have been having lunch with a friend, or using the facility's WiFi (?) might stop at the bar to say 'Hi' and/or give this aging buffer (60) a brief platonic hug about the shoulders.

 I don't remember my child (50) bride's reaction to these charming young women being as frosty in the past, when we would do the town in Dallas for example, but the cold hard stare with which she fixes these broads these days is something to be seen!

 My female buddies say "Hi Mike" but the missus hears " Oh Master I have been a very bad girl recently and you should immediately take me back to your well appointed library and have your liv'ried servants strip me and place me across the knee of your harsh tweed trousers while you sit in the mahogany leather Chesterfield, where you must spank me until my little bottom glows red to absolve me of my sins before you have your evil way with me."

 ...............or maybe it's just me.
Best Wishes, Mike.

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 10:34:33 AM »
I think it's time to visit the Doc, ;) and get your meds adjusted
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 10:46:51 AM »
I think it's time to visit the Doc, ;) and get your meds adjusted

I would leave the hearing aid just the way it is though.  ;D

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 11:18:33 AM »
I think it's time to visit the Doc, ;) and get your meds adjusted

Well OK then.....
Best Wishes, Mike.

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2012, 12:28:22 PM »
Yep....they can be funny about some things.

When my wife and I met, I was in my early thirties and had a pretty good 'stringer of fish' trailing behind my boat (so to speak)  ;) ....... but when I committed to her, several years before actual marriage, I did just that: committed to her...and her alone.........
But, from time to time, she still likes to bring up that ol' stringer of fish....... especially if one jumps out of the water in passing.
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Re: Wives get weird..
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2012, 12:32:05 PM »
Play it up Peg .
Yep, She's the one you thought could fill in for the whole harem.  ;D

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2012, 01:41:14 PM »

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 02:54:40 PM »
I think it's time to visit the Doc, ;) and get her meds adjusted

FIFY, and don't ever think about divorce.
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 06:20:21 PM »
Ahhh! These country goons ripped off the Blues Brothers...look it up...Blues Brothers..."It's Cheaper to Keep Her"!
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 06:53:33 PM »
I believe that 'The Blue's Brother's' covered Johnny Taylor.
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