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fightingquaker13

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 07:36:45 PM »
Because I'm a nice guy, I'll volunteer to be your spanking double. That way your wife is happy, those young ladies are happy, I'm damn sure happy and you....., oh well, you get to save alimony.  ;D
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 08:39:37 PM »
You're right FBG! Everything they did in that "made for hollywood" band the Blues Brothers was copped from other artists. BUT...they did do very nicely crafted, clean versions of most of those songs.

Fact is, it's cheaper to keep her.
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2012, 06:44:32 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on November 23, 2012, 07:36:45 PM
Because I'm a nice guy, I'll volunteer to be your spanking double. That way your wife is happy, those young ladies are happy, I'm damn sure happy and you....., oh well, you get to save alimony.  ;D

I'm confused here, Quaker. ??? 

Why would you want Bic to spank you?  :o

You lefties are just so weird! ;D

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2012, 07:48:21 AM »
Hey! butt out Rabbit - it's our thing and need not worry anyone else  :o
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2012, 01:59:39 PM »
Quote from: Bic on November 24, 2012, 07:48:21 AM
Hey! butt out Rabbit - it's our thing and need not worry anyone else  :o

Yeah, CR.  Don't judge others till you've crawled a mile in their leather harness.   ;D ;D
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Re: Wives get weird..
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #15 on: November 24, 2012, 03:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Solus on November 24, 2012, 01:59:39 PM
Yeah, CR.  Don't judge others till you've crawled a mile in their leather harness.   ;D ;D

You mean red leather pants, pink suspenders, and a sky blue blazer.  Carrying 3 tubs of KY jelly, an arc welder, and jumper cables.  They're peculiar that way.
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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2012, 06:22:28 PM »
Quote from: fatbaldguy on November 24, 2012, 03:41:10 PM
You mean red leather pants, chaps pink suspenders, and a sky blue blazer.  Carrying 3 tubs of KY jelly, an arc welder, and jumper cables.  They're peculiar that way.

FIFY     ;D

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2012, 06:28:09 PM »
Ok OK...I didn't know those pics were out there, how much for the negatives? (there's an expression that has gone the way of the typewriter!)

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2012, 08:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Bic on November 24, 2012, 06:28:09 PM
Ok OK...I didn't know those pics were out there, how much for the negatives? (there's an expression that has gone the way of the typewriter!)

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Re: Wives get weird..
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2012, 07:55:28 AM »
I suggested life insurance for her and she didn't sleep for weeks... True..  ::)
I gave up..
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