I'm not gay and I'm proud of it, so I made a Not Gay Pride symbol from a rainbow image I found online. I don't know if anyone thinks that's funny or not. I don't know how homosexuals, etc. hijacked the rainbow and made it theirs in the first place. I may or may not make a larger version of the symbol from scratch and get some T-shirts printed. It would be nice to see the expressions on the faces of sniveling liberals when I let them know I'm proud I'm not gay. If I was having sex with another man, I would not be proud of that. If someone else is proud of it that's okay, just quit asking when I say I'm not interested. No means no!
The only time I got a shirt custom printed, it was a yellow diamond caution sign like the signs on highways. But I made one up for a Butt Crack Hazard Area. It didn't have any writing on it, just a symbol. Imagine gull wings coming over the horizon and you might get an idea what it looked like. I even put the black stripe all the way around the sign near the edge. I made it on a sheet of typing paper with a ballpoint pen and yellow highlighter 20 years or so before I had a computer. It looked so good they just photocopied it instead of making a custom design to screen print, which is what I initially asked them to do. No one knew what the sign meant but I sure got a lot of laughs when I told them.