WARNING!Unless you are a United States Marine, you must consume food before and during your enjoyment of the following.
6oz of frozen Lime Aid concentrate. Do not mix … just take the 6oz. and dump it in a blender
6oz. of your favorite tequila
6oz. of beer (pilsners or “light” beers work best)
3oz. of really cheap white wine
Add ice and blend (Taste great “on the rocks”. However, keep in mind that they are a little more powerful given the lack of blended ice)
DO NOT handle firearms, fly airplanes or operate machinery heavier than your blender. To that, after three pitchers I sincerely recommend that you don't operate anything that runs on electricity. After five pitchers, you will be functionally illiterate.
DO NOT make any attempt to sing or dance because you will look pathetically stupid doing such.
DO NOT call me for bail money.
Good luck.