Alright....I hate to ask knowing you were an undertaker and all of that...what are those $10 fake ribeyes?
And I know they aren't NY Strips.....or Delmonicos....
Not being on the book of faces, you may have missed my gig for the last four years. After two years of driving for the company, I have spent the last couple years as Logistics Manager, and am currently responsible for moving over five million pounds of meat per week.
https://amigosmeat.com/chicago-2/As you open that the rig is my old truck. Up until two years ago, April 10, 2018, I put just over 205,000 miles on it in 26 months.
We call a lot of those cuts "Mystery Meat." It could be ribeye or strip, but Utility or maybe as high as Select. However, these companies, like No Name Steaks, are real good at cutting different muscles to make it look like whatever you want. A good meat cutter can take a Choice Chuck Roll, and carve it into a steak that you think is ribeye and charge twice the price for it. After they whittle it, and possibly pump it* (inject), you can get fooled.
*Pumping meat - Our daughter (you will see her in the CAB award photo on the website) is the Queen of hating pumped meat, and she can darn near smell it. When we go out to eat, we all sit around evaluating our meat by sight and taste, and at least one, if not more, will be handed to her to test for pumping. When she spits it out, always entertaining at a high end place, we all know.