They're Selling Sex in the Gun Magazines!!

[DonWorsham]

Current issue of Combat Tactics... talking sex by no other than Massad Ayoob...the first 3 paragraphs follow...

"Your hand closes firmly around the slim grip-frame of the pistol, and as you slide the weapon smoothly from the holster, your thumb closes naturally down until you feel the snick of the safety snapping into the "fire" position. The pistol seems to point itself at the target, and your finger finds the trigger at just the right spot, pressing rearward.

You feel the clean, crisp release through your trigger finger, and the familiar, soft bump of the recoil through the palm of your hand. Downrange, a reaction target is slammed over by the heavy bullet you have launched, and the pistol has already cycled itself, its sights coming almost automatically back on target as you let the trigger come forward a tiny bit until you feel the click of its reset, your cue to begin a second pull.

You're firing a 1911, a Government Model, the classic ".45 automatic.""

Now that is sexy and sweet!

[Michael Bane]

Cold shower! Cold Shower!

Michael B

PS: So I did this photo shoot for OUTDOOR LIFE, and the photographer asked me if I would "kiss that AR thingie..." I said that was a big ole negative there, bubba!

[MikeBjerum]

I sent an old copy of "Blue Press" to a friend because it had an article about a gun he had.  I laughed when he called me and told me how exited he was when he first saw the magazine name, because he was sure I was finally sending him some porn  .  Damn, now I've got to keep those old issues around, because they are a whole lot cheaper than the little blue pill  .

[TAB]

*cough* blue press *cough*

[Pathfinder]

I sent an old copy of "Blue Press" to a friend because it had an article about a gun he had.  I laughed when he called me and told me how exited he was when he first saw the magazine name, because he was sure I was finally sending him some porn  .  Damn, now I've got to keep those old issues around, because they are a whole lot cheaper than the little blue pill  .

You mean you don't already keep the back issues around? I thought everyone did. I guess I am just a little on the weird side that way.

It's - um - hard not to be weird when Cathy is on the cover . . . .

 

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[jaybet]

Sex and Guns? Add bourbon and electric guitars and I'd never leave the house!

[hodman]

My wife says “all you do is watch gun porn or read gun porn.”
My response is "you say that like it's a bad thing?"

Jon

[Michael Bane]

We refer to our jobs as "the creation of high-end gun porn..."

Michael B

[mnshooter]

For several years every copy of Blue Press had the little paper tabs torn open.  "Blue Press" must have more than one meaning to some people.

"This is my Rifle,
This is my gun,"
-how's the rest go again, Leon?

[Walter45Auto]

We refer to our jobs as "the creation of high-end gun porn..."

Michael B

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