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Does a bear *** in the woods?
« on: July 21, 2023, 04:54:12 AM »
The answer to that age-old question, revealed at last! Does a bear *** in the woods? Not when you build them a nice outhouse!

We have that in common, bears and I. And I prefer toilet paper to pine cones and whatever foliage is within reach. This is at a friend's cabin, right next to my best friend's cabin. I should ask my friend's wife to check the game cams and see how many bears walked past my tent while I was in it earlier this month. They caught a bobcat on camera, too.
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