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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2011, 01:37:19 PM »
It's Phil's fault.  I saw him do it!!!
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2011, 02:55:09 PM »
I thought only guys liked to pee outside like that??        Dumbass!
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2011, 03:04:10 PM »
Quote from: red364 on June 10, 2011, 02:55:09 PM
I thought only guys liked to pee outside like that??        Dumbass!

You tell us, seeing as how you're of the female persuasion and all.
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2011, 03:30:23 PM »
Quote from: red364 on June 10, 2011, 02:55:09 PM
I thought only guys liked to pee outside like that??        Dumbass!

I don't know if her ass is dumb or not, but it sure does smart  ;D
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2011, 07:07:21 AM »
I wonder if her head was hurt since it was stuck up one of the areas that got a new posting.
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2011, 01:34:55 PM »
Quote from: m58 on June 10, 2011, 11:20:26 AM
As this thread continues to live and grow without being moved to the cafe ...

Damn! Mr. Pincus is no longer moderator on this one  :-\
Are you kidding? He's probably workingup  a drill based on this for his classes. "Ok guys, today we're going to focus on 360 degree situational awareness. You never know when some drunk chick is going to piss on you from balcony and then fall off. You have to learn to dodge. Remember, serpentine, serpentine!" ;D
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2011, 01:58:20 PM »
Dumb or not, it took guts.





 ;D
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2011, 02:15:21 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on June 11, 2011, 01:34:55 PM
Are you kidding? He's probably workingup  a drill based on this for his classes. "Ok guys, today we're going to focus on 360 degree situational awareness. You never know when some drunk chick is going to piss on you from balcony and then fall off. You have to learn to dodge. Remember, serpentine, serpentine!" ;D
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A line from the movie  The Inlaws?
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2011, 02:22:07 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 11, 2011, 01:58:20 PM
Dumb or not, it took guts.





 ;D


Yes, it did.

About 14 inches of them  ;D
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2011, 02:24:57 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on June 11, 2011, 02:22:07 PM
Yes, it did.

About 14 inches of them  ;D

 ;)





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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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