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tombogan03884

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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2011, 02:29:22 PM »
Peg, I got that number the same place she got the splinters   ;D

My azz  ;D
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2011, 02:38:59 PM »
My comment actually stemmed from a news story I saw a few years ago. I was sitting in a hospital waiting room keeping a friend company while a family member was having surgery. The TV in the waiting room was on some news channel and a story came on about a gardener somewhere in south Florida who was trimming a tree in a guy's yard and fell from the ladder, impaling himself through the rectum on a tree limb that eventually exited his upper thorax (he lived, with minimal damage, actually). My friend, who has a 'dry' sense of humor simply commented, "Took guts to do that.".......... I laughed and giggled off and on for the rest of the day.
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2011, 06:23:53 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 11, 2011, 02:38:59 PM
a gardener somewhere in south Florida who was trimming a tree in a guy's yard and fell from the ladder, impaling himself through the rectum

"Million to 1 shot Doc, million to 1"   ;D



If you remember old Seinfeld reruns
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Re: Accident while urinating from a verandah
« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2011, 06:53:56 PM »
Quote from: kmitch200 on June 11, 2011, 06:23:53 PM
"Million to 1 shot Doc, million to 1"   ;D



If you remember old Seinfeld reruns

Yep.

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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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