John Wayne, Gregory Peck, Gene Autry, Errol Flinn, Burt Lancaster, and Clint Eastwood, and my Grandfather, Father,,,,Son, ME,...NEVER, had their toes ( or anything else ) painted.
Geez, Douglas MacArthur, and Pershing, let alone Gunny R. Lee Ermey would be slapping us by now....
The context is cute, but the repercussions are real.... Ask your Grandfather if his nails were ever painted....