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MikeBjerum

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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2011, 07:23:51 PM »
Ok, call me a sexist a-hole but blond, emotional, slightly unstable ... can you say easy?

Damn, you can skip dinner and drinks with this one.  Put on an I (heart) Garfiield t-shirt, and she'll drag you into the bed.

She is every school boys dream prom date!
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2011, 07:37:19 PM »
She's an actress and that was her audition video for a role in the upcoming movie Crazy About Cats:  The Dark Side.

I thought she came across quite believable. 
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2011, 08:51:31 PM »
Ohhh Dudessss, you jus' don' get it at alllll.  Like, I love cats, too.  So much!!!  With a little cat-chup, the taste every bit as good as doggggg.  An' served with some spuds with like cheese on 'em...  Like wow, there's like nothin' better.
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2011, 09:30:25 PM »
I heard this on the radio the other day, and went ROTFLMAO. The talk show host said you could handle it one of two ways, when she started talking about cats at the restaurant. The first choice would be to get up and go to the bathroom, pay the bill and leave. The second way would be to take both of her hands in yours. Stare intently into her eyes, and say, "Why don't we go to your house now and be with your cats. Naked with your cats."
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2011, 09:59:18 PM »
She reminds me of Rule #4:  When all the little girls are fucked up bitches - avoid car pools and fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride  ;D
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2011, 10:50:03 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on June 12, 2011, 07:15:22 PM
Oh, for the love of Pete!!!   ::)


Someone like that has two basic uses.......and neither require talking. 
Dear Debby
Saw your vid. My advice, wear something tight and under no circumstances speak. Plenty of guys will want to hang out with you.
FQ13 ::)
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2011, 08:37:28 AM »
Wow I thought I had dated some crazy women when I was younger and single. Guess that I missed one. At least she does not play with knives. If she chases you around with a cat it is better than a switch blade knife.
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2011, 08:48:28 AM »
So answering her ad "I love cats, tastes like chicken." would be inappropriate?

How about "I had a cat once.  It took about a mile to get it out of the drive train."?

We had a "crazy cat lady" in th eRescue Squad a while back.  You could be at lunch talking about the color of the sky and she'd break in to tell you about doing CPR on her cat.  Another member and I  used those lines on her one day and she stopped talking to us for a month.
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2011, 08:53:16 AM »
Quote from: m58 on June 12, 2011, 07:23:51 PM
Ok, call me a sexist a-hole but blond, emotional, slightly unstable ... can you say easy?

Damn, you can skip dinner and drinks with this one.  Put on an I (heart) Garfiield t-shirt, and she'll drag you into the bed.

She is every school boys dream prom date!

Somehow I think this would result in slashed tires, broken windshield, and "keyed" doors.  Maybe a bunny in the pot as well.
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Re: When The Zombies Come, Some Folks Just Won't Make It.
« Reply #19 on: June 14, 2011, 06:45:44 PM »
Good Lord what a nut case!  Bill T.
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