This Scumbag Actually Blames His Cat!!!

[twyacht]

I've heard some good one's but damn.....

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn-bn080709,0,6415792.story

Treasure Coast man blames cat for downloaded child pornography
Keith Griffin     

TCPalm.com

9:20 AM EDT, August 7, 2009


MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.

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He needs to go out in general population, the inmates don't even tolerate this sick bastard's crimes.

Another candidate for the almost, not dead yet, Darwin Award...

[Big Frank]

I hope he gets what's coming to him.

[Ping]

That guy is done for inside the bars. Even criminals have a mother, sister or cousin so this goose is cooked once he gets sentenced.

[fightingquaker13]

First of all, let me just say, that once again I am proud of of my state. The headline alone should be enough to tell you it came from Fl.. That being said, I believe him. Cats is evil! We all know it (we being defined as everyone-Haz). The worst my dog has ever done was a little ill advised day trading and running up the visa on ebay.
FQ13

[runstowin]

I've blamed a lot of things on the Bossa Nova, but never on my cat.

I hope this dude gets what he deserves.

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[cookie62]

Cats are evil, everbody allways says "my cat just sleeps all day". Thats because they spend all night trying to get that gunsafe open so they can take over the world.

[ericire12]

I always blame the cat..... for everything!

[Kid Shelleen]

This scumbag needs to be locked up and never let out again.

What a clever cat to "accidentally download" over 1000 child pornography pictures.

I hear that pedophiles are very popular in prison...................Sure hope that he has fun being the "bitch" for the rest of his life.

My dog did take the car for a spin and hang out with his friends at the waterpark and then the fire station, but that's the worst of it. Nothing as bad as those "evil kittys."

[Steyr M40A1]

Hey it was kiddy not kitty porn....

Bad joke I know. But I work in for a local cable company flying a cubical loaded with lots of reports and paperwork. I get to hear so many "reasons" excuses for why people have adult program charges on there bill.
Some favorites are:
I was not at home
The dog/cat was playing with the remote
The baby was playing with the remote
I have a teenage child or my husband was home alone

[tombogan03884]

 Damn, worst my cat ever did was bat my models off the shelf.
Little bastard, if he thought i wasn't paying enough attention to him he would jump up on the shelf and stare at me till I looked at him then he'd bat one off the edge.