Students in an Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last
question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk, worth 70 points or
none at all. One student , in particular, was hard put to think of seven
advantages.
He wrote:
1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the
bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...
7.) It comes in cute containers.
He got an A!
Of course, if my wife ever reads the last few I've posted, I'll never see number 7 again.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...
Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.