Wait wait...I have a stupid electronic dog collar story...
I had just gotten a chow puppy several years back when a person I shot with stops by the house. He looks at the puppy and says, "You ought to get him an electronic dog collar."
Why, I asked?
"Think of it this way...you dog runs out in the street and gets run over. What do you have? A dead dog, right? But if he's wearing an electronic collar and gets run over, you've still got the collar."
Based on that logic, I said, I ought to get the dog a Ferrari. At least if he gets run over, I still have the car.
"I don't get it," he replied.
Michael B